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1) Scenes with swearing will be removed

2) All nudity scenes of France will also be removed

3) Japan is too "japanese" so 4Kids gives him blonde hair and blue eyes

4) All mentions of WW1 and WW2 will be removed

5) England's eyebrows will be too scary for little kids, so we give him thin eyebrows instead

6) All the Voice Actors will be American, and there will be no accents

7) Blood will be removed

8) Poland is actually a girl

9) Russia is removed because 4Kids are afraid of Russians (or anything that's foreign)

10) Prussia isn't a real country! So we'll remove him!

11) Neither is Sealand, so he is removed too

12) 4Kids refuses to acknowledge the presence of any canadians, so Canada is removed

13) The famous "kiss" scene in episode 11 will digust homophobic viewers, so it is sadly removed

14) All jokes about China will be removed

15) Switzerland's guns are removed, he has INvisibleguns instead! ;)

16) Finland is a girl with really short hair and his voice actress will be a woman

17) Hanatomago (Finland's dog) is re-named "Fido" to make things easier for english viewers

18) Sweden doesn't talk much because he's shy

19) Denmark's axe is replaced with a broom because he loves cleaning (XD)

20) Cuba is removed because 4Kids are afraid that people will call them rascist for having a black character on a show (they already are though!)

21) Italy's accent is "too italian" so he's given a different voice actor that's 8 years old

22) The guns that Germany own? Guns are scary! We'll remove them!

23) Men don't have ponytails! So we'll remove China's ponytail!

24) Sisters and brothers aren't supposed to marry each other, so as well as Russia, we'll remove Belarus

25) Ukraine will be removed because her breasts are too big

26) Turkey and Greece arguing will upset little kids, so we'll remove the arguing scenes

27) And remove Turkey's mask because only stereotypical shady guys wear masks!

28) Greece's conversation about men competing in the olympics naked is removed

29) Remember that scene when France is nude because it's the olympics? 4Kids will make it so that he wears some trousers and a t-shirt saying "I WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH BRITAIN!"

30) Liechtenstein's name is too hard to pronounce! We'll call her Suzanne instead!

31) The sad scene of Liechtenstein's first meeting with Switzerland is removed.

32) Liechtenstein is a long-lost sister who discovers that her dear brother has become a country so she travels from afar to meet him for reasons unexplained

33) There is no functioning plot: No-one fights. No-one dies. Everyone is happy. There are no wars. Good triumphs over evil, blah blah blah...

34) Switzerland and Austria argue because Austria wants to hang out with Liechtenstein but Switzerland won't allow it

35) Every scene about the Revolutionary War is removed. Instead, you have America being happy that he and England are friends

36) Holy Roman Empire never existed, because guys don't kiss guys (even if they think the other is a girl)

37) Austria doesn't make Italy wear a maid's outfit - men don't cross-dress!

38) Estonia and Latvia live in fear of a Russian ghost that lives in their home (since Russia is removed, we'll replace him with a scary ghost version of him!)

39) The Soviet Union is never mentioned

40) All scenes of England drinking alcohol are removed

41) Greece doesn't live in the ruins, he has an off-screen house

42) All guns in the anime will be removed, give everyone INvisible guns instead!

43) The Switzerland/Japan dancing clip will be removed, guys don't dance with other guys

44) The opening will last longer and will play annoying rock/rap music with horribly obscure lyrics mentioning "friendship", "we'll beat evil", "darkness", "light" or "heart."

45) The japanese characters will be removed

46) Italy was found in a box of fluffy bunnies!

47) Kids think of the world wars when they hear "Germany" so we'll call him Dave instead

48) The scenes of England performing curses are removed in case it upsets Catholics

49) Japan doesn't eat rice, he eats sandwiches instead

50) Let's remove the fight scene between China and the Axis!

And all Hetalia fans would cry...

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