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posted by nevenkastar
Made by: ICEhanica (this is how the main character looks like =D)
Made by: ICEhanica (this is how the main character looks like =D)
1st of all....this is my 1st story so I know It's bad and please please don't be rude to me. I'm just at the beginning of learning how to write good. So hope you like the story.
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I have a normal life, if we could call it that way.
Well, you see I'm a Vampire. Now, now, I'm not a killer. I don't kill people, I'm Vegeterian. I almost never drink blood, but I'm not weak. When I need to drink blood I drink animal blood. I love animals so It's very hard to look at they're cute face and kill them. =( I live in the UK, to be more precisely in London. In a small, dark street. The name doesn't matter. Maybe you want to know how I look like. First of all I wanna say I'm not an Emo, Punk or Goth! I'm a normal girl, who's a Vampire. I have long curly brown-blond hair and red eyes of course (MEMO for the reader, some vampires have red eyes and some yellow, so think about the color as you want. :P), but I hide them with blue contacts. I live with my small blond sister Emma who is a little annoying, my mom who is a normal "killer" Vampire and my dad who is...just like any other mean dad. Maybe you are asking yourself how can I stay in the sun but not get burned. Well, every Vampire family has it's own protection sing. Our familys sing is the cat. So I have a bracelet on my right hand. It's a cute, little, red bracelet with a Cat charm on it. I can't take it off.
I have a pet. Not a pet that dies after 5 years. It's not a normal pet, like a dog or a bird, even thought it can fly. I have a dragon. Sounds wierd, but she is really cute. Her name is "Striped Diamont", but I call her Dia. She can be very small and very big. With the help of my bracelet I can turn her into a little pocket charm.
Ok now to change the subject. We have all turned into Vampires in the same time. In the year 1690. So we still look like the time we turned. Thank Goodness that I was turned when at the time when I was a teenager so I still look like 16 and I will for a long time.
I love to get on the roof of our huge house. Did I say it was Huge? It is! And watch the night and the sky. Sadly there weren't any Vampires in our town beside us, better said we are the only Vampires in the whole Country. Every country has is own Vampire family. We are all from Romania. But In 1700 every vampires had to leave the country and go into a diffrent one. So why am I telling you that? Well, 2 weeks ago I got a mail from a High School in USA...

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Hope you like it...please comment...if you want that I post more...bye bye
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There are certain rules of survival in horror movies. The movie Scream had some rules, but they weren’t very useful. Our rules are much better and teach you exactly how to survive a horror movie.

Don’t walk around saying “Hello?” like the killer is going to reply “Yeah I’m in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?”

If someone says “Oh yeah, that’s the house where Old Man Jenkins was murdered” then it’s time to move house.

If your friend gets bitten by a zombie and says “Maybe I wont turn into one”, kill him. Better safe than sorry.

Upstairs? Bad idea. Outside? Don’t go there....
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[The Simpsons] 1F02 - Homer Goes To College #255
Homer: I've been working on a plan. During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out.
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[The Simpsons] 1F05 - Bart's Inner Child #32
Skinner: Damn...they're very slowly getting away!
Moe: They're heading for the old mill!
Homer: No we're not.
Moe: Well, let's go to the old mill anyway -- get some cider!
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[The Simpsons] 1F06 - Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood #86
Homer: Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...
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1) Pay the ring bearer a dollar to pick his/her nose during the ceremony.

2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.

3) Pay the flower girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.

4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure you disabled the piano/organ first.

5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.

6) Get your best friend to call you repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure you set your ringtone to an irritating tone.

7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.

8) "Trip" and spill chocolate fondue all over the bride.

9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid move by getting married" sign on the groom's back.

10) "Invite" a pit bull.
The Mew Pudding goes "Na no da"
The Mew Pudding goes "Na no da"
20. Pudding Fon "Tokyo mew mew" The cuties character in the anime she's hyper, active and has the best love interest despite not being the main character and only eight years old.

19.Hiei from "Yu Yu Hakusho" Hiei has the darkest life. He was thrown off a cliff as a child, torn from his family, lost the only thing he had of them and then his sister was captured by the UGLIEST of all fat greedy bastards. No not the one from Disney's "Pocahontas".
A sucky life gave him an attitude everyone loves
A sucky life gave him an attitude everyone loves

18.Snow White from "Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs" The most innocent of the Disney princess naive,...
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#10 Ask if they have change for a penny.
#9 Have one of your friends hit you on the back and spit out a piece of white gum or a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until you have $20 or more.
#7 If you have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do babies come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob or music videos.
#4 Go around singing the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!
Happy October everyone. In celebration lets talk about one of the best October films, scream..

I don't think the late Wes Craven realized just how relevant this movie would end up. What with Columbine shooting, Colorado theatre shooting, and the constant scapegoating of violent media instead of accepting fault.. Hell it even inspired some assholes to dress up as GhostFace and attempt real life killing sprees..

All that, It truly makes the film hold up. That and all the classic Wes Craven goodness.

So the film starts off by famishly killing off Drew Barrymore after all the advertisements of the...
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So recently I've been watch a lot of Bad Girls Club as it just returned, it's kind of been a guilty pleasure show. As many know I like the female villain characters so I was thinking; what if I just put 'em all in a house together BGC style. For those of you who don't know, BGC is a show where they put 7 women ages 21 to 28 in a house together in hopes that the women can 'redeem each other'. But they usually just end up beating each other up lol. While some of the characters I chose are younger than 21 or older than 28, I decided to go with it anyhow. I have more than 7 favorite characters...
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