1.)When your teacher asks any questions say "Why does my cats breath smell like cat food?"

2.) When the teacher is reading out facts say "Lies! Lies!" or "Fibs brake baby Jesus' ribs!"

3.) Pretend to cough every time your teacher starts to talk.

4.) Throw your pencil case at the teacher and shout "Go pikachu!"

5.) When your teacher asks why you didn't do your homework say " You can't tell me off for something I didn't do!"

6.) Jump on top of the table and shout "Spidey powers activate" while imitating spiderman.

7.) When the teacher asks you to answer a question say "The brain you are trying to reach is un available at the moment so please leave a message after the beep!" *Make a loud beeping sound*

8.) When the teacher opens the blinds say "Ah, the light it burns!" and collapse on the floor pretending to be dead.

9.) When a teacher says your name in the register say "no, I'm not here I'm at home but I used my magic powers to communicate with you" (In sarcastic voice), if it's a supply teacher who asks your name say either "Your worst nightmare mwhahaha!" , "PEDOPHILE!!! STALKER!!! WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW MY NAME!" , "Dead because I killed it!" or just say a random number and when they tell you to stop being so stupid say "Are you being racist just because my name is different!"

10.) Lean back on your chair and fall off. Then shout "Avenge me simba!" then lay on the floor pretending to be dead with your tounge sticking out e.c.t