[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits Next Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have you tried showing him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
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[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.
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[Family Guy] S03E10 - Fish Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty bucks!
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks!
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[Family Guy] S04E02 - Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High #184
Lois: You see, our son Chris, well...
Peter: Wait, Lois, we have to handle this delicately. Mrs. Lockhart, our son....would like to plow you.
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[Family Guy] S04E04 - Don't Make Me Over #185
Peter: Oh Meg, honey. I always thought you were beautiful just the way you we're... [starts laughing]. Oh, God, couldn't do that with a straight face. [Continues laughing] Welcome to the family, sweetheart. Chris, go burn all of Meg's old pictures.
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[Family Guy] S04E06 - Petarded #186
Peter: Attention, restaurant customers. Testicles. That is all.
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[Family Guy] S04E07 - Brian the Bachelor #187
Brooke: Glen, will you accept this rose?
Quagmire: Really? After I drugged you and tried to have sex with your unconscious body?
Brooke: What?
Quagmire: Yes.
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[Family Guy] S04E08 - 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter #188
Peter: Here honey, I got you this greeting card.
Lois: "I'm sorry I sold our daughter into slavery."
Peter: Yeah, it was really hard to find one of those in English.
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[Family Guy] S04E13 - Jungle Love #189
Chris: Dad, don't you see? You're using the island to get out of your problems at home.
Peter: What are you talking about? Meg's right there.
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[Family Guy] S04E21 - I Take Thee Quagmire #190
Cleveland: Hey, Quagmire, is that a banana in your pocket, or an erection in your pocket?
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[Family Guy] S04E22 - Sibling Rivalry #191
Chris: For my science homework, I had to make a shoebox diarrhea of the evolution of man.
Lois: You mean diorama.
Chris: ...Uh-oh.