Here is a random game I saw online. Just think of random ways you can kicked out of Wal-Mart
(Don't try this for real life!)
1) Take all of the drinks you can find and open them up, spilling them onto the ground
2) (my friends do this, they are so stupid!) Go up to random people, touch them, and say "Tag, your it!" and run
3) Run through the store yelling, "Virgin alert! Virgin alert! All men periscopes down!"
4) Run around the store and hide between displays, clothes, and aisles singing the mission impossible theme song
5) hide in the clothing rackets and when people come over to check the cloths out, jump out and yell "Run!"
6) randomly stand in the middle of the store and yell "GET AWAY FROM MY TURTLE!!!!!"
7) Climb onto the aisles thingy, where they hold the cold food, and blast the song "I just haven't met you yet" on the speakers, and start dancing.
8) Climb on top of the deli counter and moon everyone who passes ((someone's friend did this when he was drunk, he got arrested for indecent exposure, but it was funny when he mooned the cops who were coming to arrest him XD))
9) Have shopping cart races down the aisles with your friends (did it, it was fun XD)
10) tell the manager to kiss your a**!
11) During Halloween, take all the rubber rats and mice and place them all over the checkout counters when ppl aren't looking.
12) take the heads off of all the barbie dolls and hide them all over the store for people to find
13) Climb up to the rafters, hook up some ropes, and you've got yourself a zipline from one end of the store to the other. You can also add a rocket booster for speed.
14) Put condoms on all the bananas and cucumbers
15) Take the barcode sticker thing and label them on different items (now that i think of it...I think I made some people cry..:P)
16) go up to the manager and ask, all innocently, "What's a slam-bam-thank-you-ma'am?"
17) Walk up to a random guy and kiss him then slap him and yell at him for not calling you back
18) Go up to someone who works there and say "I hear voices...do you see that person over there?" then point in a random direction where there's no people then yell. "I FORGT MY MEDS!!!"
19) Streak!!!
20) go to the gum in front of a cashier and reach out for it then have your other hand stop it. and say "NO! the voices wont let me!"
21) film a video in there then evidently knock over a bunch of stuff while riding a mini kid bike. (learned this the hard way.)
22) Walk in wearing just a bra and underwear and say. "I left my clothes here"
23) run around the baby clothes section and ask if the clothes will fit your imaginary friend
24) sit in one of he tents (with a bowl of popcorn) and when people walk by, whisper "come into my lair..." and when/if they come in, start throwing the popcorn at them and yell "WHO INVITED YOU IN HERE?!"
25. Walk into the store and wearing a mental hospital gown and yelling, blame the manager for getting you pregnant. Then pull out a gun and threaten to kill everybody in the store if he doesn't marry you.9don't do it! Strongly not recommended!xD)
26. Hide in the clothes racks and whisper "Welcome to Narnia!"
(Don't try this for real life!)
1) Take all of the drinks you can find and open them up, spilling them onto the ground
2) (my friends do this, they are so stupid!) Go up to random people, touch them, and say "Tag, your it!" and run
3) Run through the store yelling, "Virgin alert! Virgin alert! All men periscopes down!"
4) Run around the store and hide between displays, clothes, and aisles singing the mission impossible theme song
5) hide in the clothing rackets and when people come over to check the cloths out, jump out and yell "Run!"
6) randomly stand in the middle of the store and yell "GET AWAY FROM MY TURTLE!!!!!"
7) Climb onto the aisles thingy, where they hold the cold food, and blast the song "I just haven't met you yet" on the speakers, and start dancing.
8) Climb on top of the deli counter and moon everyone who passes ((someone's friend did this when he was drunk, he got arrested for indecent exposure, but it was funny when he mooned the cops who were coming to arrest him XD))
9) Have shopping cart races down the aisles with your friends (did it, it was fun XD)
10) tell the manager to kiss your a**!
11) During Halloween, take all the rubber rats and mice and place them all over the checkout counters when ppl aren't looking.
12) take the heads off of all the barbie dolls and hide them all over the store for people to find
13) Climb up to the rafters, hook up some ropes, and you've got yourself a zipline from one end of the store to the other. You can also add a rocket booster for speed.
14) Put condoms on all the bananas and cucumbers
15) Take the barcode sticker thing and label them on different items (now that i think of it...I think I made some people cry..:P)
16) go up to the manager and ask, all innocently, "What's a slam-bam-thank-you-ma'am?"
17) Walk up to a random guy and kiss him then slap him and yell at him for not calling you back
18) Go up to someone who works there and say "I hear voices...do you see that person over there?" then point in a random direction where there's no people then yell. "I FORGT MY MEDS!!!"
19) Streak!!!
20) go to the gum in front of a cashier and reach out for it then have your other hand stop it. and say "NO! the voices wont let me!"
21) film a video in there then evidently knock over a bunch of stuff while riding a mini kid bike. (learned this the hard way.)
22) Walk in wearing just a bra and underwear and say. "I left my clothes here"
23) run around the baby clothes section and ask if the clothes will fit your imaginary friend
24) sit in one of he tents (with a bowl of popcorn) and when people walk by, whisper "come into my lair..." and when/if they come in, start throwing the popcorn at them and yell "WHO INVITED YOU IN HERE?!"
25. Walk into the store and wearing a mental hospital gown and yelling, blame the manager for getting you pregnant. Then pull out a gun and threaten to kill everybody in the store if he doesn't marry you.9don't do it! Strongly not recommended!xD)
26. Hide in the clothes racks and whisper "Welcome to Narnia!"
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Now todays topic is....MUSIC!
Today i will be talking about MUSIC!
Well gir and the doom song is a big hit its on the top 100's isn't that amazing!
Another person i like is Marilyn Manson!
I like is Skillet!
Now lets talk about a thing i wrote!
Pokemon Pick Peaches!
Well thats it with todays episode of the calliope channel and enjoy the random picture i posted!
SEEEE YA
The End
True and Touching Story:
A girl and a guy were speeding
over 100 mph on a motorcycle.
Girl:
Slow down, i'm scared.
Guy:
No, this is fun.
Girl:
No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy:
Then tell methat
you love me.
Girl:
I love you, slow down.
Guy:
Now give me a big hug..
*She gave him a big
hug*
Guy:
Can you take my helmet
off & put it on yourself,
It's really bothering me.
The next
day in the newspaper:
"A motorcycle crashed into a
building due to brake failure.
Two people were in the crash,
but only one
survived."
The truth was that
halfway down the road the guy
realized that the breaks weren't
working,
but he didn't want the girl to
know.
Instead, he had her hug him
and tell him she loves him
one last time.
Then he had her put his helmet
on so that she would live, even
if it meant that he would die.
If you would do the same for the
person you love.THANK YOU
A girl and a guy were speeding
over 100 mph on a motorcycle.
Girl:
Slow down, i'm scared.
Guy:
No, this is fun.
Girl:
No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy:
Then tell methat
you love me.
Girl:
I love you, slow down.
Guy:
Now give me a big hug..
*She gave him a big
hug*
Guy:
Can you take my helmet
off & put it on yourself,
It's really bothering me.
The next
day in the newspaper:
"A motorcycle crashed into a
building due to brake failure.
Two people were in the crash,
but only one
survived."
The truth was that
halfway down the road the guy
realized that the breaks weren't
working,
but he didn't want the girl to
know.
Instead, he had her hug him
and tell him she loves him
one last time.
Then he had her put his helmet
on so that she would live, even
if it meant that he would die.
If you would do the same for the
person you love.THANK YOU
Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running along side his car. He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with him because he was doing 50 MPH. He accelerated to 60 and the chicken stayed right next to him. He speeded up to 75 MPH and the chicken passed him up. The man noticed the chicken had three legs. So, he followed to chicken down a road and ended up at a farm. He got out of his car and saw that all the chickens had three legs. He asked the farmer "What's up with these chickens?" The farmer said "Well, everybody likes chicken legs. I bred a three legged bird. I'm going to be a millionaire." The man asked him how they tasted. The farmer said "Don't know, haven't caught one yet."