This is your new language.
1.Watch hours of anime each day, every day.
2. Start wearing shirts/clothing that are written in Katakana.
(For eample: "Kawaii", "Neko", "Baka")
3. Always talk about how you want to be "Miku-Chan" when you get older.
4. On top of that, always say "-chan,-san,-sama,-kun",etc...
5.If you have family refer to them as "onee-sama/chan and onii-sama/chan".
6. Listen to stereotypical Japanese pop music. (Cute, high-pitched voices with pop instrumentals)
7. Wear obnoxious anime-like outfits everywhere. (Bright-coloured, mix-matching, strange coloured pigtails that are a ridiculous length)
8. Get mad and throw a fit whenever someone says they don't like anime in half Japanese and half English.
9.Always speak with a faked high-pitched Japanese accent.
10. Make fan characters that have obnoxious outfits as well and are Mary-Sues/Gary-Sues.
11. Carry around a classic anime weapon with you everywhere. (i.e. Death Note, Maka's scythe,etc...)
12. Ka-me-ha-me-ha everybody.
13.Draw crappy fanart of "kaittoooo-nii to len-kuun kissing coz its kawaii dessuuu"
14.Don't pronounce your "R's"/Speak "Engrish" constantly.
15. Clog forums like Gaia Online or 4Chan.
16. Fangirl or Fanboy obsessively. (This means more than most of our users on here.)
17. Make sure you have horrible grammar and spelling. (i.e. OMFG WHO CUD U SAY DAT ABOT MA AMERIKAH-SAN!!!!!!)
18.Cosplay at school, or any other inappropriate places.
19.Fight over your favourite characters. (i.e. U STOLE MA GAKUPO DESU!!!!)
20. Live like you live in Japan. (This is an important step!)
21. Forget all about your own culture and completely alienate it.
22.Constantly bring up the fact that you are "otaku". (Nothing against otakus).
23.Wear fake animal ears/other notable anime features.
24. Actually make yourself believe that you are in that anime world/married to that character.
25. Eat nothing but Japanese food and refuse to eat anything else.
26. Go to Asian shops on a regular basis.
27.Make anyone who hates anime dead to you.
28.If there is any Japanese exchange students, stalk them.
29.Do Caramelldansen or Caprahina in public.
30.Never, EVER leave the house except if it it to get anime DVD's, pocky, or other Asian stuff.
Kagami Kawaiine, Queen of all Weeaboos.
"Desu" does NOT in fact, make you Japanese
My friend (I won't use her real name) ill call her "Jessica", was once kind of suicidle and she got really sad one night so she found a bunch of pills (she doesent know what they are) and swallowed them. She had really bad stomach pains since then (its been a month, and the stomach pains have been going away slowly) Also, she gets the pains when she eats. Although the pain slowly keeps becoming easier, it doesent seem to be going away. She does not want anyone but me to know, so she doesent want to see a doctor either because that would involve her telling someone. (She especially doesent want her parents to know). Any medical help or ideas as to what it might be or what she can do to fix herself?
1)read something over and over that you thing that think is funny that you or someone posted on fanpop.
2)a nice cup of coffee.
3)a nice cup of hot coco.
4)a nice brakefast(sorry if mis spelled).
5)do something to make yourself laugh.
trust me i works to laugh your head off before you go to school, work, cherch or when your at home i just got dun reading a 100 times over what i posted on an rp and it was funny i put the words "BONE HEAD" 10 times then put "YOU ARE HOPELESS!" and i'm still laughing my head off so it helps to at lest laugh to start your day off right
2)a nice cup of coffee.
3)a nice cup of hot coco.
4)a nice brakefast(sorry if mis spelled).
5)do something to make yourself laugh.
trust me i works to laugh your head off before you go to school, work, cherch or when your at home i just got dun reading a 100 times over what i posted on an rp and it was funny i put the words "BONE HEAD" 10 times then put "YOU ARE HOPELESS!" and i'm still laughing my head off so it helps to at lest laugh to start your day off right
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