You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?    

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.    

It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!    

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.    

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.    

I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.    

People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!    

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!    

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.    

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.    

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.    

You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.    

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?    

A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"    

Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?    

Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.    

Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!    

Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...    

It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.    

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!    

Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!    
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Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!    

If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.    

Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!    

Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.    

There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.    

If I followed you home, would you keep me?    

How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!    

I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.    

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.    

Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!    

I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!    

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.    

You are so sweet you could put Hershey’s out of business.    

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!    

If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.    

I cant think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.    

If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.    

I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!    

If you were a booger I would pick you first.    

[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants!    

Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?    

What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!    

I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.    

Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!    

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.    

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.    

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.    

Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?    

Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!    

I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!    

Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.    

Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?    

You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.    

Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!    

Bond....James Bond    

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?    

I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?    
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?    

i, I’m Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.    

I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!    

Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?    

Polar Bear (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.    

Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.    

(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?    

I must be lost… because I see paradise.    

If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.    

You don't sweat much for a fat chick.    

We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
    
You're ugly, but you intrigue me...    

Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.    

Are you a clock? Cause you're ticking me off.    

(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.    

Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!    

I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!    

(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me.    

Excuse me, did you just fart?    

Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all!    

Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.