Hey babe sittin there
You dont see my sitting behind your chair
Im staring a at you and you butt
and on the back of your leg there is a cut
you got it shaving in the shower
i watched you threw the window for more then a hour
i saw you fighting with your mom
about your newest stepdad Tom.
Now you saw me just my hat.
Now you hit me with a bat.
Ow is all that i can say.
But i still stalk you anyway.
I see you with your boyfriend.
But does he know it is the end.
I stab his back with a knife.
Now you both are screaming for your life.
And just cuz i feel like it and that is true.
I take out i knife and stab you to.
Now that i've stalked her today.
Im coming for you so run away.
You dont see my sitting behind your chair
Im staring a at you and you butt
and on the back of your leg there is a cut
you got it shaving in the shower
i watched you threw the window for more then a hour
i saw you fighting with your mom
about your newest stepdad Tom.
Now you saw me just my hat.
Now you hit me with a bat.
Ow is all that i can say.
But i still stalk you anyway.
I see you with your boyfriend.
But does he know it is the end.
I stab his back with a knife.
Now you both are screaming for your life.
And just cuz i feel like it and that is true.
I take out i knife and stab you to.
Now that i've stalked her today.
Im coming for you so run away.
Eight hour lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, you shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, you be allowed to touch the London broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you?"
Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.
Hey! This article was too short so I have to write this sentence.
Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, you shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, you be allowed to touch the London broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you?"
Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.
Hey! This article was too short so I have to write this sentence.
1. Grab your spoon and put food on it and start flinging it at people
2. When your parents arent looking splash water OR soda on some stranger (optional)
3.Go to every table and start to loosen the salt and pepper shakers
4.When you take a drink of your water or soda spit it out at some stranger
5.Complain loudly how terrible the service is and if the waiter doesnt do anything give them 25 cents as a tip
6.When you got your dessert (pie,ice cream,etc...) quietly throw some at strangers AND/OR waiter
7.If someone gives you a dirty look nicely and daintly blow your nose in your napkin and throw it at them
Sorry i dont know what else 2 put but i hope u enjoyed this article!
2. When your parents arent looking splash water OR soda on some stranger (optional)
3.Go to every table and start to loosen the salt and pepper shakers
4.When you take a drink of your water or soda spit it out at some stranger
5.Complain loudly how terrible the service is and if the waiter doesnt do anything give them 25 cents as a tip
6.When you got your dessert (pie,ice cream,etc...) quietly throw some at strangers AND/OR waiter
7.If someone gives you a dirty look nicely and daintly blow your nose in your napkin and throw it at them
Sorry i dont know what else 2 put but i hope u enjoyed this article!