Let the Madness Begin
I joined Fanpop a few days ago and I am ready to spread some insanity! EVERYONE POST RANDOM PARAGRAPHS IN THE COMMENTS AND I'LL PUT THEM TOGETHER IN AN ARTICLE AND POST IT ON RANDOM!
~TeddyGlitter
A little girl had a big problem, in a big big world called reality. She had so much tests, and little fun, she eventually died because of insanity. There once was a Bellatrix who had a pet Regina. Regina liked to poop in people's yards so Bellatrix had to keep her wand out all the time (interprate as you please) to ensure that Regina Mills would not poop in people's gardens.i love Loki Laufeyson !!!!!! so much my heart beast for him hes mine !!!!! gotta love it xD One time Regina started barking at and chasing the mailman so Bellatrix had to cast crucio on her. This got Regina really mad so she bit her owner's leg and never truly let go.I declare my love for an anime person! Sebastian Michaelis! The love of my life, the bread to my butter, the most handsome man the in the world!!!! He's mine, and will come for me someday! what the.....Unicorns, they are my life~ uhm , okay i guess , well i am currently reading this new series with is frustrating becuase it is so god damn bi polar , i want to kill my self , my sister just got excepted into this school for optometry , which is cool and every thing , except for the fact that both my parents are dead and she takes care of me , so it is either aunt lydia or foster care . so thats going on , and then im also currently failing half of my classes , because i was in the hospital recently for a attempt of suicide , i like pie , i hate cake , cake is just too , dry for my taste , i want to kill my self , my grandma is in the united states doing this retirement thing , where she gets to stay there for 5 years for free , or something , i dont remember i fell asleep half way through her explanation , my mothers day was like every other one since i was 5 , i was alone at my house , while my sister went out with her boyfriend , and of course I had too cook dinner , like every night , my dog currently passed away last month , which was sad , his name was chuck , for chuck norris , i felt like he needed a bad ass name , its lyke 100000 degrees outside , which is horrible because i hate it when its hot like , ever , even though i love Texas , but mainly because my best friend , my only friend , lives there . my favorite color is emerald , because that was the color of my baby brothers eyes before her passed away , i hate it when my OTPs never become cannon , its just horrible , but then i love it when they do , it is the most amazing thing ever , in the world , i currently enrolled in this program for the " un happy teens of our country" or whatever the lady said , everyone thinks its the best choice for me , but i think its just a total waste of time , i love books , even maybe more then i would like to admit , im a horrible artist , never ask me to draw you something , it will never come out good . there is this girl at my school who likes too be a horrible human being , and does all these nasty things , which is really just sad . im starving , i havnt eaten in a long time , i used to have this eating disorder , where i wouldnt eat at all , and then when i did i would throw it up , which i think was called binge eating or something , what not . i was 4 ' 5 and 67 pounds , i finally went to the doctor after my sister found me passed out on the floor in my room . i have a little bit of school left , and then im going to summer school , to get the rest of my credits for school , ugh , stupid education system . i am teaching my self latin , because i really want to get into this program that studies greek culture and mythology , but my sister thinks its silly and says i need to make money a real way , but i want to do it reallly bad . i guess shes right , i mean i have to think about others too , i guess that was pretty self fish of me to want that . I am moving in the summer , finally , i hate my house , it just has too many memories that arnt that good. Voldemort keeps stealing my Wi-Fi. I tryed to throw him in MT.Doom but the flying monkeys will not let me leave the house. So I had to get my Pikachu to battle them flying monkeys are week pokemon. The wicked witch was mad so my brother peed on her then she melted. Weird day. You're all just a bunch of bald turkeys with a fetish for huge spoons and lots and lots of gravy. You prefer sitting in mashed potato with no sauce then with sauce and you love dipping your turkey tail into boiling water.
...And then you all died.
The end.
Thanks To: simpleplan, egyptprincess7, amzel, summer2987, delusional, Dreamtime, Otaku_Girl4890, zanhar1, temari101, michelle1654, cutiepie0310, and KaulitZfan for being awesome even though I don’t know you guys!
I joined Fanpop a few days ago and I am ready to spread some insanity! EVERYONE POST RANDOM PARAGRAPHS IN THE COMMENTS AND I'LL PUT THEM TOGETHER IN AN ARTICLE AND POST IT ON RANDOM!
~TeddyGlitter
A little girl had a big problem, in a big big world called reality. She had so much tests, and little fun, she eventually died because of insanity. There once was a Bellatrix who had a pet Regina. Regina liked to poop in people's yards so Bellatrix had to keep her wand out all the time (interprate as you please) to ensure that Regina Mills would not poop in people's gardens.i love Loki Laufeyson !!!!!! so much my heart beast for him hes mine !!!!! gotta love it xD One time Regina started barking at and chasing the mailman so Bellatrix had to cast crucio on her. This got Regina really mad so she bit her owner's leg and never truly let go.I declare my love for an anime person! Sebastian Michaelis! The love of my life, the bread to my butter, the most handsome man the in the world!!!! He's mine, and will come for me someday! what the.....Unicorns, they are my life~ uhm , okay i guess , well i am currently reading this new series with is frustrating becuase it is so god damn bi polar , i want to kill my self , my sister just got excepted into this school for optometry , which is cool and every thing , except for the fact that both my parents are dead and she takes care of me , so it is either aunt lydia or foster care . so thats going on , and then im also currently failing half of my classes , because i was in the hospital recently for a attempt of suicide , i like pie , i hate cake , cake is just too , dry for my taste , i want to kill my self , my grandma is in the united states doing this retirement thing , where she gets to stay there for 5 years for free , or something , i dont remember i fell asleep half way through her explanation , my mothers day was like every other one since i was 5 , i was alone at my house , while my sister went out with her boyfriend , and of course I had too cook dinner , like every night , my dog currently passed away last month , which was sad , his name was chuck , for chuck norris , i felt like he needed a bad ass name , its lyke 100000 degrees outside , which is horrible because i hate it when its hot like , ever , even though i love Texas , but mainly because my best friend , my only friend , lives there . my favorite color is emerald , because that was the color of my baby brothers eyes before her passed away , i hate it when my OTPs never become cannon , its just horrible , but then i love it when they do , it is the most amazing thing ever , in the world , i currently enrolled in this program for the " un happy teens of our country" or whatever the lady said , everyone thinks its the best choice for me , but i think its just a total waste of time , i love books , even maybe more then i would like to admit , im a horrible artist , never ask me to draw you something , it will never come out good . there is this girl at my school who likes too be a horrible human being , and does all these nasty things , which is really just sad . im starving , i havnt eaten in a long time , i used to have this eating disorder , where i wouldnt eat at all , and then when i did i would throw it up , which i think was called binge eating or something , what not . i was 4 ' 5 and 67 pounds , i finally went to the doctor after my sister found me passed out on the floor in my room . i have a little bit of school left , and then im going to summer school , to get the rest of my credits for school , ugh , stupid education system . i am teaching my self latin , because i really want to get into this program that studies greek culture and mythology , but my sister thinks its silly and says i need to make money a real way , but i want to do it reallly bad . i guess shes right , i mean i have to think about others too , i guess that was pretty self fish of me to want that . I am moving in the summer , finally , i hate my house , it just has too many memories that arnt that good. Voldemort keeps stealing my Wi-Fi. I tryed to throw him in MT.Doom but the flying monkeys will not let me leave the house. So I had to get my Pikachu to battle them flying monkeys are week pokemon. The wicked witch was mad so my brother peed on her then she melted. Weird day. You're all just a bunch of bald turkeys with a fetish for huge spoons and lots and lots of gravy. You prefer sitting in mashed potato with no sauce then with sauce and you love dipping your turkey tail into boiling water.
...And then you all died.
The end.
Thanks To: simpleplan, egyptprincess7, amzel, summer2987, delusional, Dreamtime, Otaku_Girl4890, zanhar1, temari101, michelle1654, cutiepie0310, and KaulitZfan for being awesome even though I don’t know you guys!
1. You're beautiful.- girls think when you say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.
2. You look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and you never get tired of being with us.
4. I love you and only you.-Well, you guys get the picture.
5. I will be with you forever.
6. You have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. You shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for you to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
2. You look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and you never get tired of being with us.
4. I love you and only you.-Well, you guys get the picture.
5. I will be with you forever.
6. You have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. You shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for you to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
7 Things to do when you want to get kicked out of the DMV. By Misery.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy next to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over By a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people next to you look at you funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down next to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your favorite show the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big show number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy next to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over By a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people next to you look at you funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down next to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your favorite show the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big show number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
