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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Star Wars Fan Fiction

Starring Louis Bodine as John Smith

Sean Bodine as Morris Schaffer

Emma Watson as Mary in

Where Eagles Dare

An Imperial Landing Craft was flying through a planet covered in snow, 18 inches thick.

Also starring Keith Wickham as Colonel Turner and Simon Greenall as Admiral Roland

And Rob Rackstraw as Colonel Kramer

The Landing Craft continued to fly as it was getting towards some mountains.

Tom Kane as General Rosemeyer
Jesse Neighbour...

There once was a man, a young man named Kurt,
And he dug on a hill a deep trench in the dirt,
To prepare for the horsepocalypse that would come,
For he did not deny its existence like some.

No threat would be larger, and no danger higher
Than when horses attacked in great horse-balls of fire.
They'd roll down the mountains and fall from the sky,
And all those who had not been ready would die.
They'd crash into houses, whole buildings they'd tear,
And burn all the people, not one would they spare.
They'd crush all our armies, destroy what they please,
And decimate great world leaders with ease.
All people,...