-Cats: Will treat you like slaves.
-Dogs: Will always see the best in you.
-Cats: Do not bark.
-Dogs: Make it their life's mission to bark.
-Cats: Shred your furniture.
-Dogs: Shred your shoes.
-Cats: Insist on being fed.
-Dogs: Wait for you to feed them.
-Cats: Will sleep on your face without a thought.
-Dogs: When allowed, will sleep on your bed and take up all the space.
-Cats: Will barf on your clothes.
-Dogs: Will barf on the rug.
-Cats: Think they're royalty.
-Dogs: Think they own the house.
-Cats: Will sleep on the remote then have a hissy fit (pun intended) when you try to retrieve it.
-Dogs: Will eat the remote.
-Cats: Will insist on your undivided attention, but only when they want it.
-Dogs: Will want your attention when the cat has it.
-Cats: Will make a point to sleep on your folded laundry.
-Dogs: Will eat your dirty laundry.
Philosophy:
Life is like a kitten. Sometimes it meows a little, and at night when it gets lonely, and wants to cuddle with you, and you just can’t resist, so you let it. All through the night it moves around and paws at you and wakes you up, but you think, "Hey, it’s a kitten. Give it a break." So you just smile and roll over. Then you wake up in the morning, with a sleeping cat on your face and life has gone and clawed your cheek and vomited a little on your favourite pink pyjamas…
Life is life a puppy. Sometimes it's cute, and sometimes it pees on your bed, eats your shoes, and destroys the living room.
Now, the Ultimate Question: Cats or dogs?
I love them both, personally, but now I suddenly don't want a pet as much as I used to...
-Dogs: Will always see the best in you.
-Cats: Do not bark.
-Dogs: Make it their life's mission to bark.
-Cats: Shred your furniture.
-Dogs: Shred your shoes.
-Cats: Insist on being fed.
-Dogs: Wait for you to feed them.
-Cats: Will sleep on your face without a thought.
-Dogs: When allowed, will sleep on your bed and take up all the space.
-Cats: Will barf on your clothes.
-Dogs: Will barf on the rug.
-Cats: Think they're royalty.
-Dogs: Think they own the house.
-Cats: Will sleep on the remote then have a hissy fit (pun intended) when you try to retrieve it.
-Dogs: Will eat the remote.
-Cats: Will insist on your undivided attention, but only when they want it.
-Dogs: Will want your attention when the cat has it.
-Cats: Will make a point to sleep on your folded laundry.
-Dogs: Will eat your dirty laundry.
Philosophy:
Life is like a kitten. Sometimes it meows a little, and at night when it gets lonely, and wants to cuddle with you, and you just can’t resist, so you let it. All through the night it moves around and paws at you and wakes you up, but you think, "Hey, it’s a kitten. Give it a break." So you just smile and roll over. Then you wake up in the morning, with a sleeping cat on your face and life has gone and clawed your cheek and vomited a little on your favourite pink pyjamas…
Life is life a puppy. Sometimes it's cute, and sometimes it pees on your bed, eats your shoes, and destroys the living room.
Now, the Ultimate Question: Cats or dogs?
I love them both, personally, but now I suddenly don't want a pet as much as I used to...
1. Dan ran in the NY City marathon yesterday with one of the innocent men.
2. Mike considered being a farmer before he moved to the city.
3. Jeff is a topnotch computer consultant and wants to install Ben's new computer next week.
4. The murderer had his leg amputated last month.
5. Ben met Jack for the first time six months ago.
6. Jack has been in seclusion since the crime.
7. Dan used to drink heavily.
8. Ben and Jeff built their last computers together.
9. The murderer is Jack's brother. They grew up together in Seattle.
Consider yourself to be a detective....So who is the killer ??
