An expert farmer is outstanding in her field.

An incompetent ship captain grounds the warship he walks on.

Camels live in Camelfornia.

Cannibals like to meat people.

Hands are like bells, especially when they're wrung.

How about the bear that was hit by an 18-wheeler and splattered all over the place? They said it was a grizzly accident.

How about the man who ran through a screen door? He strained himself.

If life is like a bowl of cherries, what's the raisin for living?

In some places fog will never be mist.

Once upon a time, a tribe of cannibals caught a saint sent to them as a missionary and ate him. He was very tender and tasty, yet they were all violently sick afterwards. It shows that you can't keep a good man down.

One can tell that a tree is nomadic when it packs up its trunk and leaves.

One day the wind stopped blowing in Chicago and everyone fell down.

One who does magic tricks with bandages is a wizard of gauze.

Plug a pizza in the socket and get a pizza delight.

Some people say my puns are sleep-inducing, but I keep laudanum anyways.

Some river valleys are absolutely gorges.

You can have too much of a good thing, but since most people think puns are not good things, they can't have too many of them!

*badum tss*