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posted by BlondLionEzel

Rant 2: Geewuners!

I'm baaack!

Here's something that annoys me: Geewuners!

If you're new to the concept, Geewuners are people who are fans of Transformers G1 and think that everything is crap! Not all G1 fans are Geewuners, as I like G1 myself. But the difference between me and Geewuners is that I like Armada, Beast Wars, Beast Wars 2, Beast Wars Neo, Beast Machines, Robots in Disguise, Cybertron, Energon, Bayformers, Prime, and Go!

I know that they want to keep their "Nostalgia", but come on, it's not just for you. Just ask the millions of people who watch and buy Micheal Bay's Transformers.

On a different note, people should open their minds to the Transformers 4 Dinobots. I know they're not G1 Dinobots, but their not supposed to be!

I just think that Geewuners should open their minds to other series.

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Love Or Not?!!!

posted by Bibelot

Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic second line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...

'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying you simply demolished my life.

I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'

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about my OC Tuvalu and Samoa *and mini story*

posted by lolrandom393

Tuvalu- Tuvalu is a Mean Woman, she can be pretty boring, she likes to eat a lot of Candy, she has long curly hair just like Samoa, and she has a little skirt, and some tights, and some long boots that is all the way to her knees, and a long sleeve shirt, she also has a little diary, she never lets anyone in her house, she loves to be in conversations, plus, she might be a little nice

Samoa- Samoa is a foolish woman, she never speaks to anyone but Marshall Islands, everyone calls her stupid, otherwise that Canada and her are cousins, she be foolish to him,

*little mini story*
Samoa- where its...

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True Love Will Come Through Part 1

posted by lunafan0299

Ok so we all hear love stories, but this one is special. Ok so lets start the story. Ok the was a girl named Marie and she was in 10th grade so one day she was walking in the halls with her friends and then BUMP! She ran into Noah(her crush) she blushes then says "I'M SOOOOO SORRY NOAH!!!"Then Noah says "It's ok" then my friend(Sarah) said in Marie's ear "Someone likes Noah." Then Marie said "SHUT IT!!!!!" Then Noah said "Well bye Marie see ya in science." Then Marie said "Ya bye" He grins and waves. Marie walks to science class then sat by Noah. Then Noah said"Hey Marie" then she says "Hi"....

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Canada24 analyzes BREAKING BAD:

posted by Canada24

link

Yes I know what your gonna say

“Connor Breaking Bad is SOOO 2008, stop living the past you pathetic piece of Canadian dog shit.”

Well firstly, fuck you.. No but seriously Breaking Bad has gone down as one of the greatest shows of the recent decade, it has won many awards and skyrocketed Bryan Cranston’s career as more as just the bumbling idiot in sitcoms.

But why am I talking about it so late in the game.. cause I’m mature now, at least I like to think I am. Mature enough to finally ‘really’ get this show.. Its the sins of Greed and Pride.. How having too much of both can turn...

Elsa Song (Parody of Peaches)

posted by whatsupbugs

Peaches is a song from The Super Mario Bros. Movie that has become a worldwide phenomenon. The song has Jack Black singing as the villainous Bowser. Despite being a true villain, Bowser has fallen for Princess Peach. He sang a romantic song for her. For Bowser, it was a very emotional expression of love. For the fans, it was a delightfully silly song. I have decided to make my own parody of the song. This version is a song for Prince Hans to sing to Queen Elsa.

Here's the song:

"Elsa, you're so cool, and with your kingdom, we're gonna rule.

Elsa, understand that I'm gonna love you till the very...

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Canada24 analyzes PINK FLOYD - THE WALL

posted by Canada24

I don't know why I'm bothering, nobody's gonna read it probably.. But after watching the famishly bad Nostalgia Critic review, and just how much Doug was missing the point, I wanted to make my own opinions on it.. I would call it a review, but this isn't rating the film as much as giving my personal opinions about it.. I'm not the first, there are many analyze videos on YouTube, it's been studied to death like The Shining.. So mine is a lot more simplified..

So I'll admit I wasn't always a huge Pink Floyd fan before this album. Obviously I do love them now.. The Wall really made a Pink Floyd...

On The Block Episode 23

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: You interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it was on purpose. You know what I'm going to do?
Master Sword: *Terrified* What?
Tom: I'm gonna forget this whole thing happened, and move right along to Brony Of The Month.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Who is Brony of the month this time?
Tom: WWEChampion16....

On The Block Episode 22

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Happy 4th of July!
Tom: We already passed that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Angry* SINCE WHEN?!!?
Tom: Since last Saturday?
Master Sword: *Has smoke coming out of his ears, and catches on fire* RAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Save that for The Story Of Corporal Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We have three special guest stars that will appear later on in this show, but right...

On The Block Episode 21

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is the first day of Summer, and-
Tom: Hold it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today is not the first day of Summer. That will happen this Sunday.
Master Sword: Oh. Right.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, Mean Equestria Girls.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Twilight gets called a slut, even though Rarity is the slut.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

Mean Equestria Girls...

On The Block Episode 19

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: We have some good news!
Master Sword: Me, and Tom have just gotten back from starring in a movie.
Audience: Cool.
Tom: Damn right it's cool. We starred as two bad guys in a film called CHiPs. The main villain was Gordon Suite-
Master Sword: And we also got to meet Larry Wilcox, and Erik Estrada. It was awesome!
Tom: Hey Master Sword, next time you interrupt me, let me know first.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master...

On The Block Episode 15

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...

On The Block Episode 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hey everypony.
Audience: Hey!!
Tom: How are you doing?
Audience: Good.
Tom: Then go to hell!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Why would you tell them to do that? If they all went to hell, we'd have no audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just a good start to get our audience laughing. Anyway, we got some bad news. It's about Warner Brothers.
Master Sword: Oh great.
Tom: They now have taken control of...

On The Block Episode 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* HAPPY NEW YEAR ASSHOLES!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Let's get some fireworks! *Sets up a firework*
Master Sword: Let's shoot some guns into the air! *Grabs a Glock 18, and shoots twelve bullets* I love Austrian guns!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Sees firework go off in the sky*
Master Sword: That was great, but seriously people, it's just the beginning of a new year.
Tom: There's no need to get excited about it....

How to play Word Search

posted by peterparkerrbu

Every link game has two essential components: a list of words and a letter grid that appears random. The players must search the grid for the listed words and drag their mouse over them to highlight them. The list is automatically rubbed out for each word that is highlighted.

The words can be shown backwards, diagonally, horizontally, and vertically. The words are divided into categories or topics in order to assist players with their requests.
Game rules
The player who is the youngest at the start of the game goes first. Before revealing the first word, rotate the playing board in a clockwise...

People loved my JonTron quotes (the 3/4 who saw it), so here's BionicPIC (Aaron Brown)

posted by Canada24

1: (CAT IN THE HAT)
BionicPIG 1 (wearing wig) Hello everyone welcome to my vide-
BionicPIG 2, (no wig): (walks in)
PIG 1: Who are you!?
PIG 2: Really? Really, stop the act, you know EXACTLY who I am!
PIG 1: How did you find me!?
PIG 2: It was simple, I just traced your IP address, idiot!
PIG 1: You don't deserve this.. You don't deserve this site! EVERYONE LOVES THE WIG!!
PIG 2: Shut up! (pulls out gun) They want ME dammit!
Pig 1: What you gonna do!? Shoot me!? I AM you! If I'm gone, your gone two!
Pig 2: (chuckles) I'm not gonna kill you.. I just wanted to tell you (add voice) you should probably be...

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My thoughts about the " RAİN"

posted by elsafan1010

I was born in autumn (November 19th) so I am used to rains and storms. It rained heavily in Istanbul this year, and on top of that, there was a lot of lightning. In fact, my school was closed due to the extremely strong wind. As I write this right now, I have mixed feelings about the rain.

Although the rain makes most people sad, I always like to feel a little sad. That peaceful sound of rain, drop by drop and its beauty. Moreover, I love water, and rain is made of water. I love icy weather, and you can't imagine how wonderful it is to snuggle up in your warm duvet at home watching the rain....

Adam Standler movies PART 1;

posted by Canada24

Here's an article I've been putting off for a long ass time, and I should finally get too..
Won't have photos, feels like extra work, and already have a lot to remember..

I'll only do 5 now.. So at least I have it out there..

1; HAPPY GILMORE;
Let's start with the easiest pick. The one most people actually like, about the man child hockey player who turned to golf, you know, the most cliche'd thing probably ever.. I haven't seen this movie sense, well, forever. But I still remember some of the lines..

2; CLICK;
Here's another one I actually really enjoyed. It actually does show that Adam can...

Hey, y'all. You know that "Halloween theme with words" video I post? Here are the lyrics

posted by 1012jackson

Lyrics:
Halloween night 1963
In haddenfield illinois there would be
A gruesome case of sibling rivalry
Beetween kids in the myers family
Micheal a six year old lesurely
walked into his sisters room silently
And butchered her body so violently
he left for a mental facility
and when the state hospital deputy
relaxed the maximum security
and micheal would stop waiting patiantly
for another chance at a murder spree
his doctor sam loomis tried legally
to put him away for eternity
said "my patient has no humanity"
but others did not exactly agree
they said "micheal was the epitome of the ideal patients activity
no...

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small rant I have

posted by Canada24

I hear there’s a Patrick Star spinoff now. Man, let the show die already.. I know it’s weird, a 27 year old still talking about Spongebob. But I feel no shame in saying.. It’s still something I throw on occasionally. Anything from the first 3 seasons. I kinda pretend the others don’t exist, I hear it gotten better for a while, but I still don’t like Tom Kenny’s higher voice. The reason I like the old ones is Spongey is far more likeable. He feels like an actual adult, or least a teen. He’s just kinda immature, but he still has moments that prove he’s smarter than he looks.....