So my marvelous friend by the name of Kicksomebut23 just made an article on this club about why arguments on the internet often lead to pointless and annoying scenarios, and I'm here to review it because she wanted me to.

Also, I'm sorry if I talk kind of weird because it's pretty difficult to commentate when someone's holding a knife to your throat.

Kicksomebut23: KEEP GOING...... >:)

Jared: YES MASTER! D':

So uh, here you go?

"Yes, often on the internet, we have our ups and downs."

And our lefts, and our rights, and our diagonal up-lefts. XD

(I apologize for that.)

"Some people don't care for arguing, some people like to argue, and some people try to avoid arguments."

Trust me, I get MORE than enough complaining from my family. For me, the internet seems to be a BREAK from all that, at least for the most part.

" I do not like arguing because, I feel like it's not worth my time and unnecessary."

Sort of like my chores.

"In this discussion, I will interpret reasons why arguing on the internet is not good."

And more or less, why not arguing on the internet is bad, but more of how internet arguments can lead to, for lack of a better term, a whole bunch of unnecessary BS.

And trust me, if anyone can relate to this, it's all of us.

"I'm not trying to force anyone to stop arguing on the internet. This your decision,rather if you do right or wrong."

Or you could always go the "All Hail The Magic Conch" route and do absolutely nothing, that seems to work for me. XD

"1.Forcing or Arguing About Opinions"

The YouTube comments in a nutshell.

"What is the point of arguing or forcing an opinion continuously?"

That's a legitimately good question, try asking THAT to the internet.

"Opinions are just feelings that do not provide evidence or facts."

EXACTLY! If I said Strawberry Ice-Cream was the best, I'd most likely be slapped in the face for it. First off, for Christ's sake, let a person have an opinion! Secondly, is there really ANY evidence backing up that Strawberry Ice-Cream truly is the BEST?

*Jeopardy Theme Plays*

Exactly.

"Convincing,your opinion is right,will get no where because, the person won't feel the same about it."

Unless they coincidentally do, in which case everybody's happy and dies a proud death.

Actually, if the world operated like that, we'd all be f**ked. Never mind. :P

"2. Arguing too long"

*Insert Spongebob time-card joke here*

"So you would rather argue all hour or day without doing something else good?"

You're absolutely right! After all, who needs arguing on the internet for no reason when you could be doing better things? You could be trash-digging, murdering, masturbating, OH THE POSSIBILITIES! :D

I am now convinced that something is wrong with me.

"Would you rather stress sharing a fact or opinion to someone else who may not listen?"

Judging by what people nowadays prefer doing, I'd sadly take that as a yes, at least for, well, THEM.

"That's what will happen if you keep stressing on arguing about a fact,opinion,etc, too long."

And then many years pass away, and you miss every opportunity you ever had. You rarely ever get out to eat or drink, you have absolutely no social life, and that one person who you could've asked for directions, the one you could've fell in love with, all never happened. Because you're wasting your entire life stressing something that nobody gives a damn about.

Seriously, this needs to stop.

"Arguing consumes stress and anger. Who wants to deal with that?"

Apparently 68.4% of the internet.

"What's so good about arguing a long minute or hour?"

THAT'S AN EASY QUESTION! :D SO....... Uh.....

Let me think! :P Um, let's see.... Ah, uh.... Well, you see.....

..................

CURSE YOU DINKLEBERG!!!!!!

" If arguing doesn't bother you, that's surprising. You may be tough,handling it."

Why even bother getting in an argument when you could be.......

I'm not even going to finish that.

"3. Acting Immature during or starting an argument (Trollers)"

I could go all into how many people can't just let one have a goddamned opinion and whining about it to everyone just because the poor sap wants attention, but honestly, that's not worth my time.

"This is really for those people who pull insults out of no where. I mean, do you have to troll a person for no reason?"

But here's an interesting piece of trivia.... Is it REALLY trolling if you're trolling the trolls? It's like the famous motto "Is it really bullying if you're bullying the bully?", it's just too much fun to fuck around with one of those people with less insult tolerance than a goddamn CHEESE GRATER.

And I know there's plenty of good people out there, but in the dangerous world of the interwebs, you never know what's going to happen.

"Do you have to always troll a person you hate?"

Depending on the context presented, that one single solitary sentence contradicts my entire argument, but I know that's not what she means, and you probably do too.

In fact, why do people even hate on others? Again, if you can't even let others have an opinion, you KNOW you're not ready for the internet in the slightest.

"Do you have to troll something you dislike to a fan page or thing such as Five Night at Freddy's, My Little Pony, Anime, etc? Some people out there likes to make fun of Fnaf, Anime, or MLP fans because they love it."

THANK YOU! SO many f**king times I've been needlessly made fun of JUST because I comment that I enjoy the FNAF series. I mean, you can hate on FNAF, I don't care if you like it or not, but when you shove your opinion that FNAF sucks down my goddamn throat, then CHANCES ARE you're a bird-brained prick with a serious mental problem.

LET PEOPLE LIKE ANIME! LET PEOPLE ENJOY FNAF! FOR GOD'S F**KING SAKE, LET PEOPLE LIKE WHAT THEY WANT TO! IT'S ELEMENTARY FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

"If you don't like something, you don't bother to know information,clubs, or blogs about the fans thing. Common Sense."

Exactly! If you don't like Pizza, then what in the HELL are you doing on the Pizza club? If you hate Markiplier, THE WHY IN THE F**K ARE YOU ON HIS CHANNEL?

This is one of those things I'll just never understand....

"You cannot convince something you do not like to a person who loves it, because they won't really listen."

Random Hater: SMASH BROS IZ STUPAD AND DUM Y R U PLAYIN DAT CRAP ITZ GOT BAD CONTROLLS AND BLAH BLAH

Me: Yep, keep talking man. ;) *Playing For Glory, SSB4*

Speaking of bad grammar, don't worry guys, we're almost there.

"If they love something, is in their heart, you can't change it. So don't shout out unnecessary things you hate, on a fanpage you are opposed to.

Now here's a person who actually knows what's going on in the world. At this point I can't really say anything else other than "THANK YOU! :D".

"Even for no reason. You will cause drama which is the next reason, why arguing is bad. 4.Drama"

Also known as, EVERY TELEVISION SITCOM THAT EVER EXISTED.

Although to be fair, some do it better than others, but you know what I mean.

...................................

Is it REALLY a joke when you have to explain it to the audience? Damn it, I can't even do a simple gag correctly.

"What's so good about drama on the internet?"

Best answer? Nothing.

"Fun? Whoever wins? Even drama is cool when you're a troller or an aggressive person,etc?"

This has absolutely NOTHING to do with this particular topic, but I'm noticing quite a bit of etc's in this.

Maybe they're planning on dominating Earth again, who knows. Either way, I'm ready for it.

And yes, to trolls everywhere, complaining about invalid opinions is as fun as it gets.

"When you cause drama, is like you want to be the star in the spotlight,who's shining. Drama causes attention seeking and trouble, if you like to cause it on purpose or intentionally."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND then what? You got your attention, soooo...... What does that accomplish again?

YAY! SENPAI NOTICED ME! ^___^ NOW TO GO TELL ALL OF MY NONEXISTENT FRIENDS ABOUT THIS MASSIVE ACHIEVEMENT!

I will never understand this world.

"So would that be enjoyable? Do you think whatever you say or do in an argument make "All" people care for you?"

That technically doesn't even make SENSE because if you HONESTLY think that going around the interwebs trolling around the Christmas Tree is going to make people like you, THEN YOU'RE DEAD WRONG. DEADER THAN A GODDAMN DOOR-NAIL.

...............................

You know what? Charles Dickens was right, what in the world is dead about a DOOR-NAIL!? By Jesus on Broadway, whoever made that term should be incinerated with a blowtorch.

But I digress.

"No,because everyone feels differently. If you try to shine like a star to show that you're a badass, the best, etc it'll make you look foolish because everyone will not care."

Also See: Every 80's Sports Movie Ever.

"5.It's Always What You Type (Grammar or Spelling Issues)"

And even if you're the one doing it wrong when you're telling us it's annoying, it's not their fault, so leave them alone.

Unless they're one of THOSE people, in which case you're free to throw them in a lion-cage and watch their guts spill all over the place.

"I understand that people try to correct a person with their sentence errors, but SOME people think is funny because SOME people use auto-correcting as a defense to boost their confidence or show they have superiority over others."

When in reality they're just being a Grade A prick who likes to poke fun at others for making an honest to god mistake. And even though I consider my grammar to be absolutely flawless, that doesn't mean I can't still make a mistake. Hell, I almost always find one or two errors in my articles, because it slips my mind when glancing over all that I just read.

Again, if we make a few errors, it's not our goddamned fault. Get your priorities straight.

"Sometimes, SOME people who auto-correct would call or say to the person who typed an error...

"You can't spell"
"Your grammar is very bad"
"You're dumb" etc....."

This is why I don't use auto-correct. Hell, I could make an entire ARTICLE on why I don't use auto-correct. My god, I don't even think I have ACCESS to auto-correct. XD

And honestly, that's for the better. If you know LGYCE on here, you know how annoying it can be when you want to type in "XD" and f**king auto-correct always changes it to "CD". Again, even if I DID have access to auto-correct, I still wouldn't touch it with a 39 and a half foot pole.

"You may or may not see people auto-correcting repeatedly to each other or one person during an argument. I seen this sometimes and been to this situation 2-3 times. We get it."

Can't help but ponder why in the hell those hypocritical bastards criticize US for our mistakes but can't to crap without the "Power" of auto-correct.

And believe me when I say that I know this better than anyone. Don't believe me? Read Treacherous Typewriting or any of my Toxic Fanfic Reviews, you'll get what I mean.

"But the person may had spelling errors because they typed too quickly. That happen to me sometimes. Obviously, auto-correcting from someone would happen like this for example....

Typer: " Your the one being an idiot "

Auto-corrector- " You're*"

You know you're the stupid one when you get schooled by a program on a computer, especially if it happens often.

Least when others make a grammar mistake I don't act like it's the funniest goddamn thing since Whoopee Cushions, but again, I digress.

"People can get what the typer stated in the sentence, without "You're" Is kind of the same. "Your" is being pointed as who someone is as the sentence is interpreted instead of "You're"."

Grammar Lessons with Kicksomebut23. I'd pay to see that created as a Television show.

WHY AREN'T WE FUNDING THIS!?

"I'm sure this happen to SOME people when they type "Your" instead of "You're" . I'm not sure if anyone see or understand, but don't think auto-correcting makes you superior than the person you are arguing with."

In no alternate universe or parallel dimension would that EVER make you superior than the person you're whining to.

"You have made grammar errors yourself. DO NOT LIE."

No I haven't! :D Only the BEST grammar is what I type, because I'm so perfect and wonderful at typing elegant and beautiful sentences without a grammar mistake in the world! ^___^

Approximately 98.2% of that was a complete lie.

"If you lie, you are lying to yourself including everyone. Because no one is perfect."

???: EXCEPT JUSTIN BIEBER! ^_____^

Me: You better start f**king running. NOW.

(Again, I could go into the argument of JB being the worst goddamn person to ever cross the Earth, but I'd just start another flame war.)

(But to be fair, THIS IS THE MAN WHO PISSED ON THE AMERICAN FLAG. HOW CAN I NOT HATE HIM!? Ah, whatever. XD I'm getting MYSELF into arguments now.)

(You know, I should really make that an article. I don't know, not like I have a life anyways.)

"Even IF you try to point out that you're flawless,poet,writer,etc(Show-off). Most people know how to spell, so it's ok if you made a little spelling error as long is not a big error."

And even if it is, you don't have to be a b**ch about it.

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Seriously, I wasn't kidding about that Television show idea. We have GOT to fund this.

"So tell me what do you think?"

I just told you. XD

"Do you agree reasons why arguing is not a good idea?"

It's not that arguing is a bad idea, it's just that there's SO many ways it can go wrong faster than a bowling ball off of a goddamned skyscraper.

"Would you keep using the four logical reasons that make yourself end up and become bad in a situation?"

But I thought it was five! D';

"Avoiding an argument doesn't make you immature, like some reasons explained above."

If anything, it makes you MORE mature. Also, do I really need to read THIS part? Ah, whatever. Again, it's not like I have a life anyways.

"Making a decision to avoid an argument or end it, as soon as possible, makes you smarter because you know there are better things to do for yourself instead of wasting time in a senseless argument."

All of this is so damn true. I think I need a new tissue box. :,D

"Thank You For Reading. :)"

So yeah! That was Kicksomebut23's "Why is Arguing Not a Good Thing ON THE INTERNET.". If you want to read it yourself, the link is here: link

But yeah, this article makes some REALLY solid points. It's enjoyable, relatable as hell, and explained pretty well. And if you haven't fanned Kicksomebut23 yet, what the hell are you waiting for? XD DO IT! JUST DO IT! :D

Wait a minute..... Kicksomebut23 is her username..... Kick. SOCCER! A Soccer-ball is in the shape of a sphere....

A sphere. A circle! A SHAPE!

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A triangle. Wait.... A TRIANGLE! Triangles are on the back of a one-dollar bill.......

KICKSOMEBUT23 IS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED! :O :O :O *MIND BLOWN*

(I had to. XD Thanks for reading. ;D)