(Let's get this out of the way right now. If you're taking this article even remotely seriously, then you probably aren't as smart as you think you are. Enjoy! XD)
"The desire to create is one of the deepest yearnings of the human soul." -Elder Uchtdorf
The desire to create actual GOOD content though is a completely different story, it'd seem. So get out'cher popcorn, soda, and whatever the hell else humanity gives people nowadays, because I'm about to teach your pathetic lowlifes how to make a good Fanpop article! ^_^
(Safety Not Guaranteed o_O)
First off, you need to think of a good title. Y'know, something that people are going to take one glance at and go "HOLY SHIT THIS ARTICLE MUST BE AMAZING".
Something along the lines of....
It's nothing short of genius! :D
Also worth noting is that you want to seem REALLY overconfident in your articles. Always act like you're better than everyone else so your audience knows that you don't mean shit to them, it's a CRUCIAL component of being an article maker.
Seriously, we're talking Geoffrey St. John levels of egotistical here. You won't be disappointed ;)
And of course, what would ANY professional-ass article be without some of the best damn grammar of all time? Make your points clear with grammatically correct sentences that truly show your English mastery.
Finish it off with some porn and VOILA, you've now truly became a master at writing articles. Now pat yourself on the head (HARD) with a bowling ball and reflect back on your life. Tell me how it feels in the comments below, and I hope you enjoyed my tutorial on how to write quality content. ^_^
If you need me, I'll be shit-posting on Fanfiction.net, you know, like a NORMAL human being would.
(Also keep your content short to show just how much effort you put into your work!)
(.......That all hurt so much to say. XD)
"The desire to create is one of the deepest yearnings of the human soul." -Elder Uchtdorf
The desire to create actual GOOD content though is a completely different story, it'd seem. So get out'cher popcorn, soda, and whatever the hell else humanity gives people nowadays, because I'm about to teach your pathetic lowlifes how to make a good Fanpop article! ^_^
(Safety Not Guaranteed o_O)
First off, you need to think of a good title. Y'know, something that people are going to take one glance at and go "HOLY SHIT THIS ARTICLE MUST BE AMAZING".
Something along the lines of....
It's nothing short of genius! :D
Also worth noting is that you want to seem REALLY overconfident in your articles. Always act like you're better than everyone else so your audience knows that you don't mean shit to them, it's a CRUCIAL component of being an article maker.
Seriously, we're talking Geoffrey St. John levels of egotistical here. You won't be disappointed ;)
And of course, what would ANY professional-ass article be without some of the best damn grammar of all time? Make your points clear with grammatically correct sentences that truly show your English mastery.
Finish it off with some porn and VOILA, you've now truly became a master at writing articles. Now pat yourself on the head (HARD) with a bowling ball and reflect back on your life. Tell me how it feels in the comments below, and I hope you enjoyed my tutorial on how to write quality content. ^_^
If you need me, I'll be shit-posting on Fanfiction.net, you know, like a NORMAL human being would.
(Also keep your content short to show just how much effort you put into your work!)
(.......That all hurt so much to say. XD)
American Twi-hards — bad news…don’t get TOO used to Robert Pattinson frolicking all over the States!
It sounds like the heartbroken Cosmopolis star won’t be hanging around here for too much longer!
R-Patz is getting ready to shoot his next film, The Rover, an indie flick to be filmed in Australia and it seems like it’ll serve as a MUCH needed escape!
A source revealed:
“Rob wants to get away for a while, and is looking forward to filming in the desert in Australia. He needs some space.”
We’d say the land down under is pretty much as far enough away from Kristen Stewart as he can get, LOLz!
Sounds like Rob will continue to keep busy — and hopefully, keep his mind off his broken relationship — when he films Queen Of The Desert this fall and Mission: Blacklist next year!
KStew on the other hand…well, let’s just say things haven’t been shaping up too well!
It sounds like the heartbroken Cosmopolis star won’t be hanging around here for too much longer!
R-Patz is getting ready to shoot his next film, The Rover, an indie flick to be filmed in Australia and it seems like it’ll serve as a MUCH needed escape!
A source revealed:
“Rob wants to get away for a while, and is looking forward to filming in the desert in Australia. He needs some space.”
We’d say the land down under is pretty much as far enough away from Kristen Stewart as he can get, LOLz!
Sounds like Rob will continue to keep busy — and hopefully, keep his mind off his broken relationship — when he films Queen Of The Desert this fall and Mission: Blacklist next year!
KStew on the other hand…well, let’s just say things haven’t been shaping up too well!