Greetings, my name is Alexis. Welcome to my world of rants. Today's rant is about Youtube and the major fuckups that dwell there. So, join me on this marvelous cyber adventure, as we'll encounter monsters such as Devon Sweeney, Sam Pepper, and the legendary Tupac of Youtube.


Ah... Youtube. You're one of my favorite websites in the entire history of the internet. The content you show me is truly enlightening. I always watch the videos you have on display... It's just the best experience that anyone could ever ask for. I love you, Youtube.


WELL NOT ENTIRELY! This video sharing website may be one of the best of the best, but it has its fair share of cons. You know those people I mentioned up there? They're apart of the major screwups of Youtube. This is what I'm going to talk about for almost the whole article.


Ready? Set... GO!


First, let's talk about the infamous FOUSEYTUBE. This piece of shit has faked himself getting assaulted by RiceGum for views and subscribers, compared himself to Martin Luther King Jr/Gandhi/Malcom X/Tupac et cetera, and even made shitty prank videos that were obviously staged. I don't know where to even start, all I know is that FOUSEYtube is just one of the biggest losers on Youtube.


Next up is... *shivers intensely*...3lamestudio. This... poor excuse of an animator is the reason why so many radiation-related deaths have occurred in the world. His "animations" are the reason why Trump is even running for president in the first place. TRUMP IS ACTUALLY PLANNING TO ASSASSINATE 3LAMESTUDIO! WE'RE BEING SAVED!!


Anyway, 3lamestudio is an abomination of a human and a rat. He makes horrible animations with stolen art in them. 3lame is well known for making a video mixing two of the most trendiest things at the time: twerking and FNaF. I recommend that you NOT watch said video, because it's sure to make you rethink your life. But, if you're that much of a curious bastid, the animation is titled "The twerk of '87".


I WARNED YOU. I REALLY DID WARN YOU. DON'T BLAME ME IF YOU DIE.


With that out of the way, let's dive even deeper into the roots of Youtube and talk about another horrible animator. He's called "LHugueny" and his animations are shit. Seriously, they lack no creativity at all. LHugueny is known for his horrible Undertale musical AND his FNaF World musical. Let's be honest, at least he tried. But, he still makes bad content. The fact that he gets a mention in this rant is good enough, right?


If you actually decide to check LHugueny out, then I'll just say this:

You'll die of cringe. The cringe will have a tumor growing on your back, and it will weigh you down. Once you're completely helpless, said tumor will eat you alive. This is your first and only warning. Take this into consideration and be wise.


Now, you may be telling yourself things like "This idiotic girl is overreacting, what a waste of time!", and "Alexis, chill. This ain't the end of the world." right now. But, let me just say that you're probably right. PROBABLY. But, it's not gonna be my fault when you're actually going to realize how incredibly hateful these people are.


"ALEXIS, YOU'RE PROMOTING HATE TOWARDS THESE INDIVIDUALS. TO CYBER JAIL YOU GO!!!"


I hope you never end up actually saying such a thing. My feelings are fragile... and it's seven years bad luck if you hurt them in any way. ;_; { definitely not attention seeking ;;)) }


I just realized I'm getting way off-topic. So, the moral of this rant is to never expect something to be perfect. Youtube is a great website, but like I said, there are cons to it. Expecting something or someone to be perfect is also a dick move, so don't do that. Unless you wanna be known as my... OLD ART TEACHER!! >:D


On a rather more serious note, I hope anyone out there who is reading this liked it. If you do, I'm glad you did. I spent a quality amount of time thinking about and writing this rant. If you have any suggestions for a new one, tell me if you so please!