Here's a guide on what to do now that America is fucked up. Although, to be honest, it would be as fucked up if Clinton was POTUS, as well. Neither of the candidates were very good to start with, unfortunately. Anyway, here's what you should do.
1. Change Your Name to Jeff
So you can go, "My name's Jeff," if anyone asks for your name.
2. Go to a Drive-through
To relieve yourself of all the stress. Order a milkshake while you're at it.
3. Cuss Out Everyone on Twitter
How satisfying is this, tbh?
4. Write a fanfiction on Trump and Clinton Rated R
Someone should do it.
If anyone's seriously considering it, here's a prompt:~
"My wall's gonna keep out the Mexicans," Trump whispered Republican-ly.
"I'll delete the emails if you want me to," Clinton replied Democratically, her voice husky.
5. Download an App to Get You through These Tough Times
Something like Flappy Bird should do the trick. Or Angry Birds. That makes more sense, I guess.
I was just kidding. Forget all of the above and flee to Canada. NOW.
1. Change Your Name to Jeff
So you can go, "My name's Jeff," if anyone asks for your name.
2. Go to a Drive-through
To relieve yourself of all the stress. Order a milkshake while you're at it.
3. Cuss Out Everyone on Twitter
How satisfying is this, tbh?
4. Write a fanfiction on Trump and Clinton Rated R
Someone should do it.
If anyone's seriously considering it, here's a prompt:~
"My wall's gonna keep out the Mexicans," Trump whispered Republican-ly.
"I'll delete the emails if you want me to," Clinton replied Democratically, her voice husky.
5. Download an App to Get You through These Tough Times
Something like Flappy Bird should do the trick. Or Angry Birds. That makes more sense, I guess.
I was just kidding. Forget all of the above and flee to Canada. NOW.
1-Dolphin sleeps with one eye open.
2-"silent" and "listen" use exactly the same letters.
3-An octopus has two hearts
4-Bull frogs do not sleep.
5-There are more chickens than human in the world.
6-flamingos gets their distinctive color from the food they eat.
7-The hair of polar bear is not white it's transparent.
8-Turtles can breathe through their rear-rends
9-The sun comprises 99% of total mass of our solar system.
10-Butterflies taste with their feet.
11-Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
12-there are about 550 hairs in each of your eyebrow.
13-A snail can sleep for 3 years.
14-A human eye can distinguish 10 million different colors.
15-Women blink their eyes twice than men.
2-"silent" and "listen" use exactly the same letters.
3-An octopus has two hearts
4-Bull frogs do not sleep.
5-There are more chickens than human in the world.
6-flamingos gets their distinctive color from the food they eat.
7-The hair of polar bear is not white it's transparent.
8-Turtles can breathe through their rear-rends
9-The sun comprises 99% of total mass of our solar system.
10-Butterflies taste with their feet.
11-Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
12-there are about 550 hairs in each of your eyebrow.
13-A snail can sleep for 3 years.
14-A human eye can distinguish 10 million different colors.
15-Women blink their eyes twice than men.