Random Article: Reasons why Canada24 should probably be made fun of more

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Reasons why Canada24 should probably be made fun of more

posted by Canada24

My geekness for Freddy Krueger

My unhealthy obsession with online writing

The fact I’m Canadian

I NEVER had a girlfriend. Ever.

My pride in being Irish.

The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it

The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta fan fiction of mine

I hate Death metal, but yet I LOVE Korn

I have almost EVERY Eminem album

I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler

I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).

I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes

I DON’T play hockey

I have NO friends these days, I have no life outside this site

i have ADHD

I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit

I think I’m funny. But really I'm just overly sarcastic.

I’m think I’m cool

The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view

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On The Block Episode 17

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The Month award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If you were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...

On The Block Episode 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, you finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's Christmas List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got more important news.
Tom: Yes. In the previous episode, we...

Barbie and the Three Musketeers Wallpaper

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The outsiders Imagine: Johnny 🧡

posted by Imabaker78

You are sitting on the couch waiting for your best friend to come and watch the outsiders with you for a college project. "Hey" (Y/N) Johnny says closing the door behind him. "Hey" Johnny you say back. Are you ready to watch the movie you ask? He is silent and he just stares at you. "Are you ok?" You ask Johnny
He takes the remote out of your hands and says (Y/N) You are funny, Caring, smart, Amazing, Loving, and most importantly you are Gold. You hold his chest as you are pushing him was y and say " You watched the outsiders without me"? "Look (Y/N) "what I am trying to say is I love you."...

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Albanian Train Operator

posted by Zeku

Have you ever heard the story of the Albanian train operator? No?! Well then sit down and get comfy, we're going to be a while here. This is the greatest pun ever shared around a bar top. There once was an Albanian man who only ever dreamed of becoming a train operator. It was his greatest childhood fantasy, and all he worked for in his life. He was overjoyed when the day finally came that he first got into the engine of a train to live out that dream. As Murphy's law would have it, his first day on the job he hit a pedestrian on the tracks.. He was arrested, and come the day for his trial...

Merry Freakin' Christmas - Day 15: Fast & Furious: Showdown (360)

posted by Windwakerguy430

So the Game Awards 2019 was an absolute waste of time to anyone who went there. What a great time to be alive. Can you believe they put a Fast & Furious game as the big announcement of that night above Wolf Among Us 2 or No More Heroes 3? So after being disappointed by Fast & Furious, I can disappoint myself again with a new Fast & Furious title, Fast & Furious: Showdown. I’ve never watched any of the movies, I have no idea what they are about, all I know is they were part of Game Awards 2019, so that’s justifiable reasons to hate it. Created by the lovely team at Activision,...

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The Best Lion King Film Of All Time

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Full Metal Jacket - Me love you long time - Papillon Soo Soo

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Johnny Lightning Episode 2

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Cincinatti Ohio. Four men were in a black Suburban were driving towards a warehouse called M&M Metals International Inc. One of them was Johnny Lightning.

Johnny: *Looks to the man sitting in the back with him*
Narrator: Before joining the CIA, I was a member of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. I didn't like the fact that it was corrupt, and decided to transfer. Some federal boys on the other hand, did not want me to transfer to the CIA. Once a month since my transfer, they've been sending me at least five E-mails, trying to make out deals to get me back.
Driver: *Stops the Suburban*...

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20 normal facts about everything

posted by miisous92

1-It's considered rude to write in red ink in Portugal.
2-Although the bobcat is rarely seen, it is the most common wildcat in North America.
3-The Chinese giant salamander can grow to be 6 feet (1.8 m) long, making it the largest salamander in the world.

4-Because the speed of Earth's rotation changes over time, a day in the age of dinosaurs was just 23 hours long.

5-There are more than 1,200 water parks in North America.

6-It would take 100 Earths, lined up end-to-end, to stretch across the face of the sun.

7-The highest wave ever surfed was as tall as a 10-story building.

8-Some apples can weigh...

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