Welcome back again mates! In case you missed the first episode, here's a quick recap of what this article series is all about.
In the first episode, the debut of this show, I thought up five crazy and random scenarios that I thought would make for entertainingly cringy headlines for Newspapers and/or YouTube videos, and asked you all for ideas in the comments section below! That's also how this show has been running since Episode 2, so if you like this series, then don't forget to Fan and leave a comment below on what you guys and gals want me to create in the next episode!
And with that being said, let's get started. I'll kick today's episode off again, and then we can get to our lovely four new suggestions.
Lastly....
But enough stalling, let's get this party started!
Project Número One: "THE BATTLE CATS MOVIE-LEAKED TO BE DIRECTED BY M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN!?"
This is obviously inspired by my current insane love for a game for Smartphones and the 3DS named The Battle Cats. I have no idea what I'm going to do for this, but that's what makes this whole project so much fun. Let's go!
Now we have the tools we need to make something that'll be sure to blow everyone's minds out into the stratosphere! All we need to do now is mix it all together.
I spend WAY too much time on these jokes, Jesus. And yes, blendering is totally a word.
Totally.
But anyway, here's what I came up with. What do you guys think? Personally, I think it's B-E-A-UTIFUL, in the words of Bruce Almighty.
And now, our feature presentation! Onto the comments section, and man, you guys have some TWISTED minds. CHECK IT, SPINDA!
Our first suggestion comes from PlazmaKiller59. Thanks for commenting dude!
For the record, Gim Roberts is a bit of an inside joke between me and Plazma. He told me to come up with the most random name possible, and that's what I first thought of. This should be interesting, eh?
Tidy up our work, and voila! Have a look at this "Masterpiece", heh.
I'd pay to see that shit happen, personally. But anyway, our next suggestion comes from ace2000. Thanks for reading mate!
Yep. A ninja gecko, that's pretty neat. A town overrun by dinosaurs, that's a rather alright idea as well. But a ninja gecko saving a town that's being overrun by dinosaurs? NOW YOU'RE SPEAKIN' MY LANGUAGE! :D
Insert obligatory polishes here, and there we have it! Here you go ace2000, hope ya like it!
Our next suggestion comes from LGYCE as follows!
These ideas just keep on getting better and better, man. Let's hop right into this one!
Put it all together, and what do ya get? This.
Can you only imagine if somebody had this as their newspaper headline? You'd get friends in seconds, you'd be rich, you'd be on top of the damn world! Just like the hobo in this image, go figure.
At last, our final suggestion comes from RainSoul. Let's see what it is!
Turtle Jesus. Never thought I'd say that either, huh. But I like it! The idea of a turtle high above the Earth, riding through endless galaxies!
.....High in the air or high on drugs, EITHER WAY this looks like fun.
Add some effects here, and there you go! I think I did a pretty good job, WOULDN'T YA SAY? ;)
I want somebody, right now, to make this their computer wallpaper. This is far too glorious to be ignored. Like, WOW.
And that just about concludes my third official Art of Clickbait article! This, as always, was so much fun to work on, and I'm glad you guys keep on coming back for more!
Just as a reminder, this is a show that I make an episode of exactly three weeks after the last episode, always on a Friday. And if you want to join in on the fun, then just hit the I'm A Fan button to let me know that you guys want to see more of this, and leave a suggestion down in the comments below on what you want me to create for ya! You'll not only get a shout-out in the article, but I'll create your glorious request to the best of my ability, so long as it's deemed appropriate, obviously.
I look forward to reading everyone's feedback! But unlike the last two times, this article doesn't end here. I'm actually going to hold a contest that will last until the next episode comes out in, again, three weeks.
How it will work is that I want you guys, the commentors, to send me your very own Art of Clickbait entries! Just post them anywhere you want, send me a link to them via Private Message, and have some way to prove to me that you made them yourself. The winner will get a prop and a nice message on your wall from the great (or not) Deathding himself, as well as getting a very special shout-out in the next article!
If you need some tools, I got a ton of ideas that I'll conveniently list right now, all of which are completely free!
Special Thanks To...
*Pixlr.com for being such an awesome image editor, particularly the Express option.
*Google Images, duh.
*Online-image-editor.com for making some things easier on me.
*Flamingtext.com for the awesome text fonts and styles.
*Flipapicture.com for helping some other obvious issues.
And you, for reading!
See ya'll in 21 days once again, and keep those suggestions coming! (I made it three weeks so I can fit these in with school and whatnot, so yeah.) I also hope to get some cool contest entries, let alone ONE. XD
Sayonara mates! :)
In the first episode, the debut of this show, I thought up five crazy and random scenarios that I thought would make for entertainingly cringy headlines for Newspapers and/or YouTube videos, and asked you all for ideas in the comments section below! That's also how this show has been running since Episode 2, so if you like this series, then don't forget to Fan and leave a comment below on what you guys and gals want me to create in the next episode!
And with that being said, let's get started. I'll kick today's episode off again, and then we can get to our lovely four new suggestions.
Lastly....
But enough stalling, let's get this party started!
Project Número One: "THE BATTLE CATS MOVIE-LEAKED TO BE DIRECTED BY M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN!?"
This is obviously inspired by my current insane love for a game for Smartphones and the 3DS named The Battle Cats. I have no idea what I'm going to do for this, but that's what makes this whole project so much fun. Let's go!
Now we have the tools we need to make something that'll be sure to blow everyone's minds out into the stratosphere! All we need to do now is mix it all together.
I spend WAY too much time on these jokes, Jesus. And yes, blendering is totally a word.
Totally.
But anyway, here's what I came up with. What do you guys think? Personally, I think it's B-E-A-UTIFUL, in the words of Bruce Almighty.
And now, our feature presentation! Onto the comments section, and man, you guys have some TWISTED minds. CHECK IT, SPINDA!
Our first suggestion comes from PlazmaKiller59. Thanks for commenting dude!
For the record, Gim Roberts is a bit of an inside joke between me and Plazma. He told me to come up with the most random name possible, and that's what I first thought of. This should be interesting, eh?
Tidy up our work, and voila! Have a look at this "Masterpiece", heh.
I'd pay to see that shit happen, personally. But anyway, our next suggestion comes from ace2000. Thanks for reading mate!
Yep. A ninja gecko, that's pretty neat. A town overrun by dinosaurs, that's a rather alright idea as well. But a ninja gecko saving a town that's being overrun by dinosaurs? NOW YOU'RE SPEAKIN' MY LANGUAGE! :D
Insert obligatory polishes here, and there we have it! Here you go ace2000, hope ya like it!
Our next suggestion comes from LGYCE as follows!
These ideas just keep on getting better and better, man. Let's hop right into this one!
Put it all together, and what do ya get? This.
Can you only imagine if somebody had this as their newspaper headline? You'd get friends in seconds, you'd be rich, you'd be on top of the damn world! Just like the hobo in this image, go figure.
At last, our final suggestion comes from RainSoul. Let's see what it is!
Turtle Jesus. Never thought I'd say that either, huh. But I like it! The idea of a turtle high above the Earth, riding through endless galaxies!
.....High in the air or high on drugs, EITHER WAY this looks like fun.
Add some effects here, and there you go! I think I did a pretty good job, WOULDN'T YA SAY? ;)
I want somebody, right now, to make this their computer wallpaper. This is far too glorious to be ignored. Like, WOW.
And that just about concludes my third official Art of Clickbait article! This, as always, was so much fun to work on, and I'm glad you guys keep on coming back for more!
Just as a reminder, this is a show that I make an episode of exactly three weeks after the last episode, always on a Friday. And if you want to join in on the fun, then just hit the I'm A Fan button to let me know that you guys want to see more of this, and leave a suggestion down in the comments below on what you want me to create for ya! You'll not only get a shout-out in the article, but I'll create your glorious request to the best of my ability, so long as it's deemed appropriate, obviously.
I look forward to reading everyone's feedback! But unlike the last two times, this article doesn't end here. I'm actually going to hold a contest that will last until the next episode comes out in, again, three weeks.
How it will work is that I want you guys, the commentors, to send me your very own Art of Clickbait entries! Just post them anywhere you want, send me a link to them via Private Message, and have some way to prove to me that you made them yourself. The winner will get a prop and a nice message on your wall from the great (or not) Deathding himself, as well as getting a very special shout-out in the next article!
If you need some tools, I got a ton of ideas that I'll conveniently list right now, all of which are completely free!
Special Thanks To...
*Pixlr.com for being such an awesome image editor, particularly the Express option.
*Google Images, duh.
*Online-image-editor.com for making some things easier on me.
*Flamingtext.com for the awesome text fonts and styles.
*Flipapicture.com for helping some other obvious issues.
And you, for reading!
See ya'll in 21 days once again, and keep those suggestions coming! (I made it three weeks so I can fit these in with school and whatnot, so yeah.) I also hope to get some cool contest entries, let alone ONE. XD
Sayonara mates! :)
Unfortunately, I have been caught up in other issues for the past week and there is thus no new Turtle Sandwich this week. But I am writing this to establish many things, seeing as although I didn't have much "doing stuff" time, I had plenty of time to think.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought more about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between movies and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch movies far more often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city you might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make more time for this in the future.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought more about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between movies and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch movies far more often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city you might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make more time for this in the future.
I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude comments to yourself. I hope you like it and please tell me what you think.
1-Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or self-confidence.
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are bitter but the fruit is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are bitter but the fruit is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
When a guy flirts with other women.while out with his girl, it. may be he is just trying to be funny and charming or seem polite. Or he may secretly be feeling insecure. Maybe he fears his gal is still.into her ex, or worries she may be seeing simeone else besides him. He wont come out and say his fears, so rather he tries to appear more of a stud flirting with ladies. What he may not realize is this drives a gal away and makes her feel unimportant. How would a guy like it if a gal behaved that way toward him? Does anyone have any suggestions how to deal with this obnoxious male behavior? Does a gal call him out on it? Or simply walk away, as I did from a guy I loved a lot, and not call him out on it, just simply tell him, "You hurt me."?