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posted by God_of_the_Dead
So, this isn't a guide on how to cure depression. As they say, if you can't produce your own neurotransmitters, store bought is fine. If you need medication and a therapist, there is no shame in that. Some of these might help, though, so give them a try.

1:
Every few months or so, just sit down, relax, light some incense, and clear your mind. Comfortable?? Good, now take a pen (fountain pens work best) and write down all of the things you are grateful for. the world is wonderful and full of all kinds of happy things. Maybe you're grateful for your parents, maybe you have a toy you like. Maybe you're just happy to have clean air to breathe. Write it all down, and pin it just over your bed to be a daily reminder of everything wonderful and good in the world.

2:
Surround yourself with pets. They don't have to be animals, there is nothing wrong with a desk garden. Taking care of other living things brings a sense of joy like no other. Lavender plants are happy, cats and dogs are happy. I personally have three cats named Ulysses, Prometheus, and mittens.

3:
Take care of your body and it will take care of you. Take 15 minutes out of the day to do something active. I like to jog at the beach, some people I know prefer to lift weights, others like to go on long walks. All of these things are wonderful. It's also good to eat on a regular schedule. I prefer to eat four small meals a day, usually about a quarter of a block of tofu. It's important to be regular, as well to pick healthy foods. It may be worth the time and money to visit a nutritionist as well, they're smart fellows.

4:
Do something. We all have hobbies, goals, aspirations. Don't be intimidated by them. You don't have to be great to start, but you do have to start to be great. This is another thing to spend fifteen minutes to an hour on. Play a sport, draw something, write a short story. You know what you like. Make sure you can reflect on it and be proud of the time you spent.

5:
Do something now that you will thank yourself for later. Study for that test, give your mom a flower, take a bubble bath. I do all of these things about weekly, so I can always feel like I'm a step ahead of life.

6:
Congratulate yourself. This can be the hardest one to do sometimes. Don't ever tell yourself that you haven't done well enough, think about the happiness that what you do now can bring you tomorrow. If you don't like the paragraph you wrote, or the drawing you drew, you can always do a better one tomorrow. For now, you did well, and you deserve to know that.
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Now take your seats.
One day in New York!
There was a wizard who had to pee really badly!
Wizard: Man i gotta pee oh look dead unicorn *pees on unicorn*
Unicorn: YOU B******! WOW I CAN BREATH FIRE! now i will rape some ladies.
Little girl: HI fire breathing unicorn
unicorn: *rapes little girl*
Mom:YOU JUST RAPED MY CHILD!! FIRE BREATHING RAPING UNICORN!
Unicorn: *rapes mother*
Old man: now rape me!
Unicorn: *rapes old man*
Unicorn: Yes kids i like to rape men also!
Hannah Montanah: *raped*
Zim: *raped*
Barney: *raped*
london tipton: *raped*
THE END!
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-i hope it was helpful :P


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posted by edwardcarlisle
Well, as the title says, this is a list of stupid questions people has asked to themeselves sometime on their lifetimes.

There are others that are not questions, but still are like some sort of extra information.

Hope you enjoy!

- Which is another word for synonym?

- Why isn't there cat food with mouse flavor?

- How can Donald have nephews if he doesn't even have siblings?

- Adam and Eve had navels.

- Why when someone is being called by the phone, he/she starts to walk around as an idiot?

- Why if swimming is so good for losing weight, whales are so fat?

- If wool shrinks with the water, why do sheeps...
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posted by Bond_Of_Fury
Looking for a laugh?
Say no more, look no further! :{D


1.
Two guys are taking the subway. One of them had a bunch of bananas and a jar of musterd. He peeled a banana, dipped it in the mustard and threw it out of the window. The other guy looked at him weird, but decided not to say anything. After a minute or two, he did the same thing. Peeled the banana, put it in the mustard, and threw it out of the subway train!
"Why on Earth are you doing that." the guy said.
"Hell, do you like bananas with mustard?"

2.
Two guys, Buck and Jamie, were sitting with Mindy, Jamie's girlfriend, in a bar chatting. Buck...
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posted by LinaHarrow
6:30am, waking up in the morning
Gotta get ready, gotta ride to school
Gotta grab some breakfast before I go
Seein’ everything, my mind is groggy
Rushing round and round, everybody’s cranky
Gotta go outside and get in mom's car
Gotta be on time, before the bell (The bell)

Drivin’ in the front seat
Sleepin’ in the back seat
Gotta finish my homework up
Which pen should I use?

It’s Monday, Monday
Gotta wake up on Monday,
Everybody’s wanting back the weekend, weekend
Monday, Monday
Waking up on Monday
Everybody’s wanting back the weekend

Grumbling, grumbling (Yeah)
Grumbling, grumbling (Yeah)
Urg, urg,...
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