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Transcript:
Stan Smith: Okay, class, It is time to hand back your report cards. I will pass them out now.
Sugar: Oh, lord, please let me have a good report card. (Sugar sees her report card and notices the bad grades and remarks, especially with Sugar being sent to a Mental People's School.) No! (x7) Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ella: Yay! I got a 4.0 GPA and Straight A's! (Ella leaves her desk) Mr. Smith, may I use the bathroom?
Stan: Sure. Also, we are looking for a time and date for your Student of the Year award ceremony.
Ella: Okay, thank you!
Sugar: I can't believe I got a 0.0 on my report card. My parents will scream at me and ground me. (Sugar devises a sinister plan) Oh, I know. Maybe I can outdate my report card, again. But I can swap my report card with Ella's. I could just cross out and switch our names on our report cards. Ha ha ha ha! (Sugar switches her report card with Ella, and gets the job done before Ella comes back from the bathroom)
Stan: Okay, class. It is the end of the day. Please come back to school with your report cards signed by your parents. Goodbye.

(One Hour Later)
Ella's Mom: Hi, Ella. Did you get your report card back yet?
Ella: Yes, I did mom. Look at my grades and teacher's notes. (Ella and her mom do not see what they expect. Ella's report card has all F's and bad remarks.) But, mom. I thought I got a 4.0! That's what I got on my report card.
Ella's Mom: Something seems very fishy here. I will get to the bottom of this. (She gets her phone to talk to Don about Ella's "grades") Hello. This is Arianna Anderson, Ella's mom. I am calling about her report card.
Don: Oh, yes. Ella Anderson. She has one of the best report cards in the entire school.
Ella's Mom: Well, her report card has a 0.0 and bad behavior remarks. Mr. McGurrin, I know my daughter. She is a hard worker and would never in her life get a report card like this.
Don: What, Mrs. Anderson. I can assure you Ella did not got a 0.0 on her report card. The only person who got a 0.0 was... (Don realizes the truth about Ella's report card) Oh! (x18) I'm so sorry for the mistake! I'll have her real report card sent right away! I will also call this particular student's parents right away!
Ella's Mom: Okay, thank you so much. I hope this student gets grounded.

(Meanwhile With Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Okay, Sugar. Give me your report card. If it's bad, you're grounded. (Sees Sugar's report card and hears the positive feedback that Sugar "earned" in class) Wow, Sugar. After all those straight F's, I couldn't believe it. You actually got straight A+. (Gets angry for a little bit) Wait a minute. Is this a fake report card? Tell me right now!
Sugar: I decided to fix. I mean, work extra hard this semester so I can get a 4.0 GPA.
Sugar's Dad: (Happy) Okay. I'm so happy for you, Sugar. Let's go to Texas Roadhouse for a celebration dinner with fun and excitement.

(After Spending $1000 at Texas Roadhouse for Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Um, Don, Mr. Smith, Ella, and Ella's mom, why are you all doing here with angry stares on your faces?
Don: We believe your daughter Sugar swapped report cards with Ella while she wasn't looking. We know it was her, because she is the one with such bad grades/
Sugar's Dad: What?
Don: Here is her real report card.
(Sugar's Dad looks at his daughter's REAL grades and doesn't like the look of it.)
Sugar's Dad: Oh!(x29) Sugar, I can't believe you swapped report cards and got a 0.0 on your real report card! I just spent $1000 dollars for you at Texas Roadhouse! That's it! You are grounded for 2 years! Go upstairs to your room now!

Notes:
*Ella's real report card comments read: Ella has been the sweetest angel in my class. She is always willing to participate in class and always follows the rules. Not once have I reprimanded her for her behavior. She is currently in the National Honor Society and I have recommended her for the Nobel Peace Prize. She has straight A+'s in my class! She is in the GATE program as well! We wish Ella the best of luck in High School!
*Sugar's real report card comments read: This has been the worst year that Sugar's behavior has gotten! She has seriously injured several people. She cusses in class and doesn't listen to authority or instruction AT ALL. I have caught her multiple times watching inappropriate videos on the computers. I recommend either Special Day Class or Sugar repeating the same grade next year.