Theme Song
Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!
Episode 5: Deck The Halls
Mr. Nut: *Finishes decorating the Christmas tree in the arcade*
David: There we go. Now everyone that waits for their food can enjoy the arcade with some Christmas spirit.
Mr. Nut: We still need a star though.
Liz: Can I be the star?
David: *Laughs* I don't think Mr. Nut would approve.
Mr. Nut: Why not? If she wants to be on top of the tree, I say let her. Only towards the end of your shift though, because that way, you can let David, and myself manage on our own without any problems.
Liz: Okay.
As the three went back to work, Wayne walked in.
Wayne: Another busy night, huh fellas?
David: Yep.
Liz: Want your usual?
Wayne: Sure. *Sees Kevin, and Liam, and walks towards them. He sits down at their table* You two sit here a lot. Why don't you start dating?
Kevin: Oh, you can do better than that.
Liam: I thought you'd stop pointlessly insulting us after we helped you stop Parker from running the library.
Wayne: Trust me, I'm very glad you stopped Parker from running that place, but I'm still going to insult you.
Kevin: For what reason?
Wayne: *Thinks* I don't know. *Looks at the Christmas decorations* I'll be back tomorrow. *Leaves*
Liz: *Arrives with chicken wings, and onion rings* Where's Wayne?
Kevin: He left.
Liam: We didn't order anything yet, so we'll take those off your hands.
Liz: Thanks. *Puts the plate down* I'll be back with the check.
Kevin: Before you do that, get us some extra fries, and two root beers.
Liz: On it.
Liam: Good call.
After leaving The Nut House, Wayne was watching The Santa Clause with Miss. Heart.
Wayne: Honey.
Miss. Heart: Yes?
Wayne: Do you feel like we're lacking any decorations?
Miss. Heart: Not really. Why?
Wayne: *Looks around the house, seeing no Christmas decorations* If we had any, we would have set them up by now. I did tell you I was going to The Nut House tomorrow, right?
Miss. Heart: No.
Wayne: Well now I did. You wanna join me?
Miss. Heart: I can't. I have the library.
Wayne: Oh. Right. See you when you get back then.
Next day.
Mr. Nut: *Walks out of his bedroom, and goes to the balcony. He looks down at the many shapes, and inanimate objects enjoying his restaurant, and arcade. He looks to the right, and sees Wayne standing next to the Christmas tree*
Wayne: *Takes three silver balls off of the Christmas tree* There we are. All we need now is a tree.
Mr. Nut: *Walking down the stairs*
Wayne: *Sees Mr. Nut, and puts the silver balls in his pockets*
Mr. Nut: *Arrives* Well, I see you like our Christmas tree.
Wayne: Yes sir, that's a mighty fine tree.
Mr. Nut: *Examines the tree* Hang on. Didn't we put more silver balls on the tree?
Wayne: You mean you're missing some?
Mr. Nut: I'll have to talk to David. Perhaps he forgot to put them on.
Wayne: I hope that's the case.
Kevin, and Liam walked in. They sat down at their usual table.
Kevin: For Liz's sake, I hope Wayne doesn't leave right after he orders again.
Wayne: *Passes Kevin, and Liam, and goes through the door*
Liam: Looks like he's not ordering at all.
Mr. Nut: *Stops next to them* Hello boys. What can I get you tonight?
Kevin: Let's try those chicken wings, and onion wings wtih fries again.
Liam: Okay.
Mr. Nut: Coming up.
Kevin: Hey, before you go, how long has Wayne been here?
Mr. Nut: I don't know. Last time I saw him, he was looking at the tree in the arcade.
Kevin: He left without ordering anything.
Mr. Nut: *Puts his hand on his chin as he thinks*
Liam: Are you thinking what we're thinking Mr. Nut?
Mr. Nut: Maybe. I'll double check with David first, then we'll talk to Wayne.
Mr. Nut sat down at Kevin, and Liam's table.
Mr. Nut: David put them all out. It was Wayne.
Kevin: We need to stop him in the act.
Liam: We're not here everyday, but you, David, and Liz can take turns at watching out for him.
Mr. Nut: We will do that.
Wayne returned to his house.
Wayne: *Puts the silver balls on a shelf above the fireplace* Once we get a tree, we'll have these three become the first decorations to go on it.
Miss. Heart: Where did you get them?
Wayne: I found them. What else do you want to ask me?
Miss. Heart: Oh nothing. I'll be waiting for you in bed. Don't disappoint me.
Wayne: I'll be there soon. I just need to plan what else we need.
Next morning.
Mr. Nut: Wayne could come back any minute. We will take turns watching the decorations in this arcade, and make sure that he doesn't take anymore. I will take the first shift.
David: Okay.
Liz: Let's get ready for work then.
Mr. Nut waited, and waited. He sat in a chair for one hour, and Wayne didn't arrive. He even spent the second hour of his shift playing Tetris on a gameboy.
David: *Steps in front of Mr. Nut* Hey boss.
Mr. Nut: *Stops the game* Yes?
David: Liz suggested that I take over for you.
Mr. Nut: Oh, thank you David. *Stands up, and walks away*
David: *Sits down in the chair*
But David got bored after 30 minutes, and was playing Fast & Furious Super Cars.
Wayne: *Walks in, and looks at the dozens of shapes, and inanimate objects sitting at tables, eating* It should be busy here today. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. *Walks to the arcade*
Liz: *Walks out of the kitchen, and puts a plate of pancakes down on a table* Enjoy your pancakes. *Spots Wayne*
Wayne: *Sees David playing F&F Super Cars* More decorations are mine. *Sees a Christmas banner*
Liz: *Sees David* Come on David, turn around. He's right there! *Walks closer to the arcade*
Wayne: *Puts his hands on the banner* This will be a merry Christmas after all.
David: *Sees a reflection on the screen of his game, and turns around* Wayne!!
Wayne: *Takes the banner, and runs*
Liz: *Trips him*
Mr. Nut: *Comes out of his room, and looks down at Wayne* Well done David, and Liz.
Wayne: What do you want?!
David: We want all of the decorations you took from us.
Wayne: Those three silver balls? What for?!
Liz: If you wanted them, you should have asked us.
Mr. Nut: *Stops next to Liz* If you don't give us those decorations back, I will call the police.
Wayne: Fine you can have your stupid decorations back.
Mr. Nut: Thank you. Now put that banner back up.
Wayne: Okay.
Ending Theme: link
End Credits
Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one more minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See you later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground next to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head by her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front by his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit by her name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, or beaten up by floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*
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Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!
Episode 5: Deck The Halls
Mr. Nut: *Finishes decorating the Christmas tree in the arcade*
David: There we go. Now everyone that waits for their food can enjoy the arcade with some Christmas spirit.
Mr. Nut: We still need a star though.
Liz: Can I be the star?
David: *Laughs* I don't think Mr. Nut would approve.
Mr. Nut: Why not? If she wants to be on top of the tree, I say let her. Only towards the end of your shift though, because that way, you can let David, and myself manage on our own without any problems.
Liz: Okay.
As the three went back to work, Wayne walked in.
Wayne: Another busy night, huh fellas?
David: Yep.
Liz: Want your usual?
Wayne: Sure. *Sees Kevin, and Liam, and walks towards them. He sits down at their table* You two sit here a lot. Why don't you start dating?
Kevin: Oh, you can do better than that.
Liam: I thought you'd stop pointlessly insulting us after we helped you stop Parker from running the library.
Wayne: Trust me, I'm very glad you stopped Parker from running that place, but I'm still going to insult you.
Kevin: For what reason?
Wayne: *Thinks* I don't know. *Looks at the Christmas decorations* I'll be back tomorrow. *Leaves*
Liz: *Arrives with chicken wings, and onion rings* Where's Wayne?
Kevin: He left.
Liam: We didn't order anything yet, so we'll take those off your hands.
Liz: Thanks. *Puts the plate down* I'll be back with the check.
Kevin: Before you do that, get us some extra fries, and two root beers.
Liz: On it.
Liam: Good call.
After leaving The Nut House, Wayne was watching The Santa Clause with Miss. Heart.
Wayne: Honey.
Miss. Heart: Yes?
Wayne: Do you feel like we're lacking any decorations?
Miss. Heart: Not really. Why?
Wayne: *Looks around the house, seeing no Christmas decorations* If we had any, we would have set them up by now. I did tell you I was going to The Nut House tomorrow, right?
Miss. Heart: No.
Wayne: Well now I did. You wanna join me?
Miss. Heart: I can't. I have the library.
Wayne: Oh. Right. See you when you get back then.
Next day.
Mr. Nut: *Walks out of his bedroom, and goes to the balcony. He looks down at the many shapes, and inanimate objects enjoying his restaurant, and arcade. He looks to the right, and sees Wayne standing next to the Christmas tree*
Wayne: *Takes three silver balls off of the Christmas tree* There we are. All we need now is a tree.
Mr. Nut: *Walking down the stairs*
Wayne: *Sees Mr. Nut, and puts the silver balls in his pockets*
Mr. Nut: *Arrives* Well, I see you like our Christmas tree.
Wayne: Yes sir, that's a mighty fine tree.
Mr. Nut: *Examines the tree* Hang on. Didn't we put more silver balls on the tree?
Wayne: You mean you're missing some?
Mr. Nut: I'll have to talk to David. Perhaps he forgot to put them on.
Wayne: I hope that's the case.
Kevin, and Liam walked in. They sat down at their usual table.
Kevin: For Liz's sake, I hope Wayne doesn't leave right after he orders again.
Wayne: *Passes Kevin, and Liam, and goes through the door*
Liam: Looks like he's not ordering at all.
Mr. Nut: *Stops next to them* Hello boys. What can I get you tonight?
Kevin: Let's try those chicken wings, and onion wings wtih fries again.
Liam: Okay.
Mr. Nut: Coming up.
Kevin: Hey, before you go, how long has Wayne been here?
Mr. Nut: I don't know. Last time I saw him, he was looking at the tree in the arcade.
Kevin: He left without ordering anything.
Mr. Nut: *Puts his hand on his chin as he thinks*
Liam: Are you thinking what we're thinking Mr. Nut?
Mr. Nut: Maybe. I'll double check with David first, then we'll talk to Wayne.
Mr. Nut sat down at Kevin, and Liam's table.
Mr. Nut: David put them all out. It was Wayne.
Kevin: We need to stop him in the act.
Liam: We're not here everyday, but you, David, and Liz can take turns at watching out for him.
Mr. Nut: We will do that.
Wayne returned to his house.
Wayne: *Puts the silver balls on a shelf above the fireplace* Once we get a tree, we'll have these three become the first decorations to go on it.
Miss. Heart: Where did you get them?
Wayne: I found them. What else do you want to ask me?
Miss. Heart: Oh nothing. I'll be waiting for you in bed. Don't disappoint me.
Wayne: I'll be there soon. I just need to plan what else we need.
Next morning.
Mr. Nut: Wayne could come back any minute. We will take turns watching the decorations in this arcade, and make sure that he doesn't take anymore. I will take the first shift.
David: Okay.
Liz: Let's get ready for work then.
Mr. Nut waited, and waited. He sat in a chair for one hour, and Wayne didn't arrive. He even spent the second hour of his shift playing Tetris on a gameboy.
David: *Steps in front of Mr. Nut* Hey boss.
Mr. Nut: *Stops the game* Yes?
David: Liz suggested that I take over for you.
Mr. Nut: Oh, thank you David. *Stands up, and walks away*
David: *Sits down in the chair*
But David got bored after 30 minutes, and was playing Fast & Furious Super Cars.
Wayne: *Walks in, and looks at the dozens of shapes, and inanimate objects sitting at tables, eating* It should be busy here today. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. *Walks to the arcade*
Liz: *Walks out of the kitchen, and puts a plate of pancakes down on a table* Enjoy your pancakes. *Spots Wayne*
Wayne: *Sees David playing F&F Super Cars* More decorations are mine. *Sees a Christmas banner*
Liz: *Sees David* Come on David, turn around. He's right there! *Walks closer to the arcade*
Wayne: *Puts his hands on the banner* This will be a merry Christmas after all.
David: *Sees a reflection on the screen of his game, and turns around* Wayne!!
Wayne: *Takes the banner, and runs*
Liz: *Trips him*
Mr. Nut: *Comes out of his room, and looks down at Wayne* Well done David, and Liz.
Wayne: What do you want?!
David: We want all of the decorations you took from us.
Wayne: Those three silver balls? What for?!
Liz: If you wanted them, you should have asked us.
Mr. Nut: *Stops next to Liz* If you don't give us those decorations back, I will call the police.
Wayne: Fine you can have your stupid decorations back.
Mr. Nut: Thank you. Now put that banner back up.
Wayne: Okay.
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End Credits
Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one more minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See you later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground next to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head by her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front by his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit by her name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, or beaten up by floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from December 15, 2016
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
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