Random Article: Just something cute

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posted by milorox18

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Guy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Guy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Guy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Guy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Guy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Guy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Guy: My life

The Girl runs away in shock and pain and The Guy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Yeah... Kinda corny and cheesy... but cute!

DramaQueen1020, hakadoshi12345 and 10 others like this

TokioSmosh That is so cute! ♥

Grimmjows_girl [b]Cool[/b]

teamalice_0 AWW!!!

reneemonique luv it !!1 sooo cute

SuperStar14 hehe lovez it i get this all the time on my phn too haha copy catter lol jk ;P

supernatural15 love it it's soooo cute

juviechick1339 awwwww so cute!!!

RaydKaydiroxs awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! no guy our age wuld ever say that.... nope

TVjunkie7598 sooooooo cute like a monkey

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Steve Rogers / Captain America Scene

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Y U NO Guy....

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Quotes

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Fake Friends compared to Real Friends

posted by Nayeli53

Fake Friends: Never ask for food.
Real Friends: are the reason you have no food.

Fake Friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
Real Friends: Call your parents Dad/Mom.(Or something along those lines ;] )

Fake Friends: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
Real Friends: Would sit next to you saying "Shoot ... we messed up ... but that was fun!"
Fake Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
Real Friends: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

Fake Friends: know a few things about you.
Real Friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

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Lol, that's me

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WALLPAPER FOR PC

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random photos

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Beauty of nature

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Panda

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dont tell

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LoL-So True!

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LoL-So True!

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More Anime Subtitle idiocy

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Chuck Testa

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Toilet paper design!

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Toilet paper design!

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Toilet paper design!

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Days of the week

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Application to Date my Daughter

posted by x-menobsessed26

Application For Permission To Date My Daughter
Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your physician.

Name:
Date of Birth:
Height:
Weight:
IQ:
GPA:
Social Security Number:
Driver's License Number:
Boy Scout Rank:
Telephone:
Home Address:
City:
State:
Zip:

Do you have one male and one female parent? ____
If "No", explain:

Number of years your parents have been married: ____
Any brothers or sisters? ____
Are they normal? ____

Do you own or have access to a van? ____
A truck with...