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Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 12: Get Everything On The List

Christmas was just around the corner. The Nut House would be open on Christmas Day, but closed from the 26th, to the 31st. Many of the guests were telling each other what they had on their Christmas list, when Parker walked in with his.

Wayne & Miss Heart: *Looking at Parker as he walks in*
David: *Walks out of the kitchen, and sees Parker carrying his list* I think I came out of the kitchen at the wrong time.
Parker: Listen up everyone, *Holding his list, which contains hundreds of various items* This is my Christmas list! Now let's not forget what's important here, huh?

Everyone laughed at Parker, which made him angry.

Parker: Excuse me! I have given you a very important assignment! You will get me everything on my Christmas list, or I will personally call Santa, and tell him to put you on his Naughty List.
Miss. Heart: That's a good one Parker.
Wayne: That was a good one Miss. Heart.
Miss. Heart: Thank you darling.
Parker: Fine. You won't get me what I want, I'll get Santa to have you all on the Naughty List. Goodbye. *Walks out of The Nut House*
Mr. Nut: *Walks downstairs from his room* Good morning everyone. What did I miss?

Parker was infuriated that no one would give him what he wanted on his Christmas list. He quickly wrote a letter to the North Pole.

Parker: Dear Santa. Nobody at The Nut House will give me what I want on my Christmas List. As punishment for their treason, you are to put the following people on your naughty list. Kevin, Liam, David, Liz, Wayne, Miss. Heart...

25 minutes later

Parker:....and that concludes my business. Thank you, and Merry Christmas. Parker.

Meanwhile at The Nut House.

David: *Places food on the table for Kevin, and Liam*
Liam: Thanks Dave.
Kevin: This looks delicious.
Parker: *Kicks the door into The Nut House* Guess what everyone.
Kevin: You put us on Santa's naughty list.
Parker: That's right. You should have given me what I wanted on my Christmas list. *Walks away*
Brown triangle: That's Santa's job. Why is he making us do that for him?
Kevin: You never met Parker before, have you?
Brown Triangle: I guess not.
Liam: He's more or less a five year old in the body of an adult.

On Christmas Eve, Parker watched the stars and moon in the sky.

Parker: Christmas certainly will be a good day for me, but not the others. *Gets into his bed, and falls asleep*

On Christmas day, when Parker walked into The Nut House, he saw that everyone seemed very happy.

Parker: Hold on!!
Everyone: *Looking at Parker*
Parker: What's everyone so happy about?
Kevin: We have our Christmas presents.
Liam: Not with us of course, but we all got what we wanted.
Parker: Santa doesn't exist then.
Kevin: Oh yes he does. He's actually here with us.
Santa: *Walks over to Parker from the arcade*
Parker: What?
Santa: You don't have to rely on your friends to give you presents. That's all my job, along with the help of my elves of course.
Parker: Right. Your elves.
Santa: Now then, you come with me, and I'll show you your presents.
Parker: You will?
Santa: Yes. Follow me.

They walked over to Parker's car, and he saw all the presents he wanted inside.

Parker: My presents? But how did you--... oh right. The elves.
Santa: *Chuckles* Now you have a merry Christmas Parker, and a happy new year. My sleigh is up this mountain, and I must get there at once.
Parker: *Watching Santa go up a trail*

Ending Theme: link

Parker: Well. That was probably the best day of my life.

End Credits

Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one more minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See you later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground next to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head by her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front by his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit by her name*
Mack: Cool! *Gets hit by his name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, or beaten up by floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from November 24, 2017
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
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