Deal or No Deal? Yeah, I choose no deal. Okay, we got the obvious joke out of the way, now let’s get on with the introduction. Deal or No Deal, a game show that I have no knowledge of. Despite living with my grandma who watches game shows all the time, I never really caught her watching any Deal or No Deal. Now The Prices is Right, that is a video game I would play. I have no knowledge of the show, what it’s about, or what made it so popular to get a video game. It’s not uncommon for game shows to get a video game based on them. I mean Jeporedy and Family Feud get video games all the time. But what was it that made Deal or No Deal on the DS so exceptionally awful? Well, it was made by Destination Software, responsible for classic titles like Balls of Fury on the Wii… oh dear.
So the title screen starts you off with this really obnoxious sound when you move the cursor to different modes, so my first instinct was to turn it off. But when I did, it turned off every sound in the game, voices included. So, we gotta stick with this obnoxious sound. I also took notice of the compressed sound. I know the DS had a lot of compressed audio, but man, this is really bad. It’s like it was ripped straight off an illegal MP3 website from 2001. Now I have an all new respect for the ripped soundtrack of Elite Beat Agents that are compressed online. Anyway, we start off with our lovely host, Howie Mandel. Kinda looks like Shido from Persona 5. But in the game… ugh. Why’s he gotta look like the creature from Bride of the Monster. And also, is he doing the fucking pose from that “You know I had to do it to ‘em” meme? After we get introduced to him, his army of twenty six Slender Women with ghost trails walk onto the field and we can finally start the game. For those that don’t watch Deal or No Deal, like me, I assume the goal is to pick a briefcase with the million dollars in it and when given the choice of a set number, unsure of what is in the briefcase you have, you could choose to accept the deal or not. So does this game do that? Oh yeah, it sure does. But man, is it… not really fun. You pick a case, you then pick seven others, you get an offer on what to do, and you just keep that up. It’s a very long, dull game. And I hope you like hearing what I assume is the Deal or No Deal theme song, because it plays after every round. And near the end when you are selecting one case at a time, it plays so much that it starts to get really grating. That being said, it’s just a poor man’s Deal or No Deal. But you probably want to know if I won or not? Well, let me tell you, when I got the offer for $400,000, I had a feeling my lucky case 7 was the right one. It was a tough battle of attrition, but I was determined that at least $400,000 was in that case. I told the banker no. I don’t want your $100,000. I want that solid $400,000 and I am leaving with it, whether you like it or not. I kept the 7, even with the chance to trade, I kept at it, and I went home with a solid… $1….. Fuck this game.
So yeah, that was Deal or No Deal. Basic as can be, pretty much a watered down, dull version of a game show I have never seen before. And sadly, it’s the only game on here I’ve beaten so far. If you don’t find nothing but hitting the A button and really not caring about your decisions that much, then here you go. Maybe game shows loose their thrill when a million dollars aren’t on the line, I don’t know. What I do know is that I spent fifty cents on the Deal or No Deal video game, so I think I lost more than just a million dollars.
So the title screen starts you off with this really obnoxious sound when you move the cursor to different modes, so my first instinct was to turn it off. But when I did, it turned off every sound in the game, voices included. So, we gotta stick with this obnoxious sound. I also took notice of the compressed sound. I know the DS had a lot of compressed audio, but man, this is really bad. It’s like it was ripped straight off an illegal MP3 website from 2001. Now I have an all new respect for the ripped soundtrack of Elite Beat Agents that are compressed online. Anyway, we start off with our lovely host, Howie Mandel. Kinda looks like Shido from Persona 5. But in the game… ugh. Why’s he gotta look like the creature from Bride of the Monster. And also, is he doing the fucking pose from that “You know I had to do it to ‘em” meme? After we get introduced to him, his army of twenty six Slender Women with ghost trails walk onto the field and we can finally start the game. For those that don’t watch Deal or No Deal, like me, I assume the goal is to pick a briefcase with the million dollars in it and when given the choice of a set number, unsure of what is in the briefcase you have, you could choose to accept the deal or not. So does this game do that? Oh yeah, it sure does. But man, is it… not really fun. You pick a case, you then pick seven others, you get an offer on what to do, and you just keep that up. It’s a very long, dull game. And I hope you like hearing what I assume is the Deal or No Deal theme song, because it plays after every round. And near the end when you are selecting one case at a time, it plays so much that it starts to get really grating. That being said, it’s just a poor man’s Deal or No Deal. But you probably want to know if I won or not? Well, let me tell you, when I got the offer for $400,000, I had a feeling my lucky case 7 was the right one. It was a tough battle of attrition, but I was determined that at least $400,000 was in that case. I told the banker no. I don’t want your $100,000. I want that solid $400,000 and I am leaving with it, whether you like it or not. I kept the 7, even with the chance to trade, I kept at it, and I went home with a solid… $1….. Fuck this game.
So yeah, that was Deal or No Deal. Basic as can be, pretty much a watered down, dull version of a game show I have never seen before. And sadly, it’s the only game on here I’ve beaten so far. If you don’t find nothing but hitting the A button and really not caring about your decisions that much, then here you go. Maybe game shows loose their thrill when a million dollars aren’t on the line, I don’t know. What I do know is that I spent fifty cents on the Deal or No Deal video game, so I think I lost more than just a million dollars.
5 more incredibly random stuff...I'd like to note that not everything listed is exactly possible, but each is genuinely unique and random in it's own way....
5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is Jesus Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide by zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."
Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is Jesus Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide by zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."
Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
Ever met that one person who really really aggervates you , like constantly talking or doing everything you do , well im gonna help you deal with them without punching them in the face (kris style <3)
1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , you can always throw it at him/her
2) Carry a pillow in you purse/bag , so if you need to scream , scream in the pillow , this pervents people from thinking your crazy
3) Earphones , you COULD use them to block that person out , but studies show that if that person happens to swallow one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,
4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,
5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work
6) if its your sibbling ,
Girl:flush her fav barbie doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:
Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , you can always throw it at him/her
2) Carry a pillow in you purse/bag , so if you need to scream , scream in the pillow , this pervents people from thinking your crazy
3) Earphones , you COULD use them to block that person out , but studies show that if that person happens to swallow one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,
4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,
5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work
6) if its your sibbling ,
Girl:flush her fav barbie doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:
Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
I am sorry. I hate it when i have to do this, because i know that it's really silly! But the only reason why i wouldn't fan anyone back, would be if they had joined the twilight saga club. I can see it on their profile and i immediately go all prejudice against them.
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to fan someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a fan of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my next reason...
If you have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to fan you.
However, if i can see that you're a fan of 'Random' or 'Harry Potter' or 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will fan you back.
On the other hand, if you are looking at this thinking that you haven't done any of these things, then feel free to fan me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to fan someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a fan of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my next reason...
If you have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to fan you.
However, if i can see that you're a fan of 'Random' or 'Harry Potter' or 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will fan you back.
On the other hand, if you are looking at this thinking that you haven't done any of these things, then feel free to fan me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
(name unknown for now)
Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...
Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell you my full name.
Zain samuel fox
DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.
I am a very tell you what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.
But she is the most beautiful person you will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my love even if I live forever.
See ya,
Zain
P.S
I feel like a girl. Stupied diary!
Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...
Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell you my full name.
Zain samuel fox
DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.
I am a very tell you what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.
But she is the most beautiful person you will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my love even if I live forever.
See ya,
Zain
P.S
I feel like a girl. Stupied diary!
Hopefully I will have another chapter soon, but this story is awfully difficult to write so I'll have to leave you hanging. I think my title is reasonable (I think my descripton will be something like 'It's said that even the smallest thing has an effect similar to dropping a stone in a pond - it causes a ripple that effects everyone in one way or another.') but please give me feedback.
This just the prologue, but please let me know what you think!
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We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.
But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the photo on my end table and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.
This just the prologue, but please let me know what you think!
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We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.
But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the photo on my end table and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.