Song: link
Somewhere in Iraq
Johnny: *Walking through town square*
Narrator: The Middle East is filled with lots of beautiful desert, but it can be dangerous if you don't have enough water, or shelter.
ISIS Member: *Walking into a building with AK47's*
Narrator: It is also dangerous if you bump into the wrong people.
Johnny: *Runs into a dance club*
People: *Dancing to the music*
Johnny: Nice short cut. *Walking past the big crowd of people*
Narrator: Another agent was killed, and ISIS got their hands on an important flash drive. I was tasked to retrieve it.
ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from the dance club behind them, and bashes their heads together*
Inside another building were more men with guns.
Johnny: *Disguised as an ISIS member*
Narrator: Disguise? Check.
ISIS Member 94: *Plugs the flash drive into a computer*
Narrator: Flash drive? Check.
Johnny: *Walks towards the computer*
ISIS Member 94: *Looking at the computer screen*
ISIS Member 24: *Walks inside* mahlaan, alhusul ealaa akthr min hna!
ISIS Member 94: *Runs from the computer*
Johnny: *Opens a drawer, and finds another flash drive. He takes the flash drive out of the computer, and places the other one in*
Narrator: All without a hitch.
Johnny: *Walks out of the building*
ISIS Member 94: Dumb British tourist. *Gets back to the computer, and clicks the upload button*
To his surprise, instead of getting intel from the CIA, he saw pictures of his girlfriend in sexy clothing.
ISIS Members: *Looking at the computer screen, and laughing*
ISIS Member 94: Someone stole the Flashdrive with the CIA intel! Get out, and look for an intruder!!
ISIS Members: *Running out of the building*
They saw the two men that Johnny knocked out earlier.
ISIS Member 94: Wake up!
ISIS Members: *Get up*
ISIS Member 94: Did you see any Americans?
ISIS Members: No.
ISIS Member 94: Dammit! Where is he?!
Johnny: *Running towards a helicopter*
Ted: *In the Cockpit* Did you find it?
Johnny: *Shows Ted the flashdrive* We're good to go!
Ted: *Flies away*
Opening Credits Song: link
Johnny: *Sits down looking at a screen. He sees a wanted sign on it for a bad guy. He nods and gets up*
JOHNNY LIGHTNING
Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and presses a red button activating it*
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Johnny Lightning
Johnny: *In a parking garage. He starts to run as he selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere. Once he selects it, he jumps into mid-air making the car automatically appear with him in it. He drifts left out of the parking garage*
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ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from a building behind them, and bashes their heads together*
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Johnny: *Jumps out of a helicopter with a parachute. After a few seconds, he deploys it, and slowly goes down towards a rooftop*
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Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone with an M14, and fires five bullets*
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Johnny: *Combing his hair, and then cleans the lenses of his glasses*
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Johnny: *Running on a boxcar. He jumps on a gondola, doing a front roll once he lands. He grabs a guy in a black coat, and punches him three times, then throws him off*
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Commander Kane: *Sitting behind his desk with his feet on them*
Jack Nicholson as Commander Kane
Johnny: *Drives back into the parking garage. He stops the car, gets out, and hits the red button. His Plymouth Belvedere disappears, going back into the watch*
Klaipėda, Lithuania
Guards: *Walking around a building*
Episode 11: False Alarm
MI6 Agent: *Climbing a fence then runs towards the building*
Special Guest Stars
MeiMisty as Victoria Arrem
Rose_Gold as Sasha Kachava
Nia Washington as Ellie Hollard
Marie Schunemann as Mabel Exla
MI6 Agent: *Taking cover behind a wall as he looks at a guard in a watchtower. He waits for him to turn around, then continues running to the building*
With Sir Topham Hatt as Ted Esler
Victoria: We have caused public outrage in the United Kingdom with fake news involving their queen, and made the Germans think they're having a drought.
Guard 53: Very good Miss. Arrem.
Guard 42: What is next?
Victoria: Our next target is America. We're going to spread lies about their government. Lies so sinister, that thousands of people will be killed in the chaos.
MI6 Agent: *Going upstairs. He doesn't notice a laser trap, which triggers an alarm*
Alarm: link
Victoria: We have an intruder!
Guards: *Running down a hallway*
MI6 Agent: *Pulls out a P99, and shoots two guards*
Guards: *Returning fire with MP40's*
MI6 Agent: *Fires three more bullets, and throws a smoke grenade*
Guards: Let's go, he's trying to escape! *Running through the smoke*
They didn't notice that the spy was still on the stairs. He began to run the other direction.
MI6 Agent: I have to bring in Victoria alive.
Sasha: *Opens a door, which knocks the agent onto the ground*
Guards: *Turning around, they shoot at the MI6 agent*
MI6 Agent: *Standing up, he's entirely covered in blood from the many bullets hitting his body*
Sasha: *Knocks him back onto the ground*
Song: link
Johnny: *Driving his Plymouth to the Pentagon*
Guard: *Watches Johnny stop* Mr. Lightning.
Johnny: Morning. *Drives towards the parking lot*
Narrator: As soon as I got on a plane heading out of the Middle East, Commander Kane had another assignment for me. He said it was something important, and that I would have a partner.
Johnny: *Stops in a parking spot, and walks out of his car. He heads to Kane's office*
Commander Kane: *Reading a magazine when he hears a knock*
Johnny: Commander, it's Lightning.
Commander Kane: Door's unlocked.
Johnny: *Walks in, and sits down behind the desk*
Commander Kane: I'm glad you're here Johnny, because I have a very important assignment. MI6 just lost one of their agents in Klaipėda. They believe someone is creating fake news in order to cause pressure on our government. You must find this person, and cease her operations.
Johnny: Klaipėda sir? I've never heard of that country before.
Commander Kane: Not a country Lightning, a town. It's located in Lithuania, which is north of Poland.
Johnny: I understand now.
Commander Kane: Your partner should be here soon.
Another knock was heard, and a black woman walked in.
Ellie: Commander Kane?
Commander Kane: Yes ma'am.
Ellie: *Sits down next to Johnny* I'm Ellie Hollard.
Commander Kane: Good. I was just briefing Johnny on the assignment you two will be working on. He'll fill you in on everything when you go see Mabel for your equipment.
Ellie: Yes sir.
Both agents walked out of the office while Commander Kane continued reading his magazine.
Johnny: So, your name is Ellie.
Ellie: Yep. You are?
Johnny: Johnny Lightning. It's nice to meet you.
Ellie: Nice to meet you too John. I know we're going to make a good team.
Johnny: Thank you Ellie. *Walks into Mabel's office* Hi Mabel.
Mabel: Johnny, Ellie. Come this way please. *Walks towards a desk with handguns on it*
Johnny: What have you got for us today?
Mabel: *Pulls out a cell phone* Your ordinary I-Phone, with a detonator. On your phone, you'll find a timer. It can go as high as 60 seconds, and when it reaches 0-
Ellie: It blows up.
Mabel: Right. *Gives Johnny, and Ellie their phones, with detonators* Don't get it confused with your real phones.
Johnny: I use Android, so that won't be a problem.
Mabel: Johnny, you have a special round of ammo that can fire explosive bullets. Ellie, you got tranquilizers for your .45.
Ellie: You don't use standard issue?
Johnny: I find the 1911 to be better for stopping power, and accuracy.
Ellie: With fewer bullets.
Johnny: Who needs handguns when you can steal a rifle from an enemy?
Mabel: One last thing. *Gives Ellie a purse* You can store many items in here, but you can also use it as a gas grenade if you need to.
Ellie: Tear gas, perfect.
Mabel: Good luck on your mission you two.
Johnny: Thanks Mabel.
Johnny & Ellie walked down the hallway from Mabel's lab when they heard an alarm go off.
Alarm: link
Johnny: *Pulls out his gun*
Ellie: We got an intruder!
Ted: *Walks out of a room, deactivating the alarm* No, no, it's just me. I was testing out our alarm system, and everything went haywire.
Johnny: I hope you get that sorted out, otherwise you'll complicate things for everyone.
Ted: Don't remind me. So you finally met Ellie.
Johnny: Yes I have. We've been assigned to a search & destroy mission. Someone's trying to give us a bad name.
Ted: I'll contact one of the pilots to wait for you at Helipad 1.
Ellie: Thank you. *Walks with Johnny to the roof*
Johnny: Good luck with the alarm Ted.
Ted: *Chuckles, but he feels annoyed with Johnny's comment*
Back in Lithuania, Victoria was talking to Sasha.
Victoria: That man you killed was a British agent. We have to dispose of his body before anyone else comes looking for him.
Sasha: I have just the trick. My mother passed away, and her funeral is being held tomorrow. We will switch the corpses.
Victoria: Clever. We must quickly make the arrangements to have the corpses switched before anyone knows about this.
Suwalki, Poland
Pilot: Here's our destination you two. *Lands in an open field*
Johnny: We'll be driving the rest of the way. *Walks with Ellie out of the chopper*
Pilot: *Takes off*
Ellie: Why?
Johnny: Because I don't feel like getting charged by Esler for the entire ride. Besides, I think you'll like my car. *Looks at his watch, and hits the red button*
Ellie: You can spawn cars with your watch?
Johnny: Yep. Stay on my right side, and try to keep up. *Starts running*
Ellie: Is this part of the procedure?
Johnny: Yes. *Selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere* Jump!
As they jumped, they ended up in Johnny's car.
Johnny: Now we go to Klaipėda.
Ellie: *Nods as she looks out the window*
Victoria was feeling very satisfied with how things were going so far. She organized all of her soldiers into a room for an important speech.
Victoria: We are halfway done with the false news footage for the American government. Once it's released, America will destroy itself in a big ball of fire!
Soldiers: *Cheering*
Victoria: We will continue to support the many terrorist groups in the Middle East, Europe, and South America!
Sasha: *Turns on a song*
Song: link
As the song played, every soldier started teabagging to the rhythm of the music.
Victoria: *Watching her soldiers with pride*
Sasha: Victoria, we must get ready for the funeral, and dispose of the British Agent's corpse.
Victoria: Yes. Lead the way.
Johnny & Ellie arrived in Klaipėda. They saw that a road was closed off.
Johnny: *Pulls over* Wait here. I'm going to see what's going on. *Steps out of the car*
Ellie: *Hears the engine turn off* It just stalled.
Johnny: The car only runs when I'm in the driver's seat. Call me on my phone if you spot our target. You remember what she looks like?
Ellie: *Nods*
Johnny: *Walks into an alleyway*
Song: link
Band: *Playing the music as they slowly march with the funeral parade*
Johnny: *Walks onto a covered bridge*
Funeral Parade: *Walking towards Johnny*
Victoria: *Looks up at the bridge*
Johnny: *Using X-ray vision on his glasses* The British Agent that was killed is in that coffin. *Looks at the parade* Those aren't mourners. They got guns.
Sasha: *Looks at the parade behind her*
Johnny: *Pulls a pin on a grenade, and throws it at the parade*
Soldiers: *Get killed*
Civilians started to panic as they ran away. There were twelve soldiers, but five were killed by Johnny's grenade.
Victoria & Sasha: *Pull out Glocks, and shoot at the bridge*
Johnny: *Returns fire with his M1911*
Soldiers: *Drop the coffin, and shoot at Johnny with MP40's*
Ellie: *Listening to the gunfire* Johnny needs my help. *Runs out of the car*
Soldiers: *Running onto the bridge*
Johnny: *Kills both soldiers, and grabs one of their MP40's. He uses it to kill more soldiers*
Sasha: We need more backup! We're under heavy fire!
Johnny: *Fires six bullets at Sasha*
Sasha: *Gets shot in the face* AHH!!!
Ellie: *Shoots two soldiers with her USP 45*
Victoria: *Shoots Ellie*
Ellie: *Holding her arm as she falls down*
Johnny: NO!! *Using his 1911, he fires six bullets at Victoria*
Victoria: *Runs away, she jumps into a truck*
Soldiers: *Shooting at Johnny with BAR's*
Johnny: *Laying down to avoid the fire*
Stop the song
Ellie: *Holding her wound as she leans on a house*
Johnny: *Runs to Ellie* Are you alright?
Ellie: I think so.
Johnny: I told you to stay by the car. Victoria escaped.
Ellie: I was trying to help you.
Johnny: I appreciate that, but I wanted you to stay there for a reason. I gotta get you to a hospital.
As police sirens were heard in the distance, Johnny got back in his Plymouth with Ellie. They were able to avoid the police, and safely make it to a hospital.
While Ellie was in the hospital, Johnny talked to Commander Kane on his cell phone.
Commander Kane: *Picks up his phone* Hello?
Johnny: Sir, it's Johnny.
Commander Kane: How are you making out on your assignment?
Johnny: Ellie got shot. She's recuperating right now.
Commander Kane: Did you find Victoria?
Johnny: She's here alright. She's the one who shot Ellie. I'm waiting for her wound to heal so we can go in together.
Commander Kane: Very well. MI6 also wants to thank you for recovering the corpse of one of their agents.
Johnny: Yay me. I better get going sir. I'll call you once Victoria is dead. *Hangs up*
In Ellie's room, she was watching a few birds in a nest through a window.
Nurse: *Walks into the room with Johnny* You have a visitor Miss. Hollard.
Johnny: I hope you're feeling better after becoming a victim of that riot. *Winks*
Ellie: *Nods* I am. Thank you.
Nurse: You were at the parade which got ambushed?
Johnny: We were just minding our own business when two guards tried shooting at someone, but hit my friend instead.
Nurse: My sister nearly got shot herself. I'll leave you two alone. *Walks out of the room*
Johnny: You used your real name?
Ellie: Just my surname.
Johnny: *Looks at a chart* Clara Hollard. *Nods as he puts the chart back* How much longer did they say you'd be in here?
Ellie: Just two more hours.
Johnny: While I'm waiting for you, I'll get us more supplies. I don't feel like going towards Victoria's base without missing a few essential items.
Ellie: How do we find her base?
Johnny: This isn't a big town. I'm sure we can find it. You just get some rest. *Walks out of the room*
At Victoria's base, she was getting prepared to launch the fake news.
Victoria: In 30 minutes, my video will be ready to upload.
Guard 53: How bad do you think this will be for the Americans?
Victoria: I estimate that over a thousand deaths will occur once citizens fight the government.
Johnny: *Arrives with Ellie in his Plymouth* Follow me.
They quickly got out.
Johnny: *Hits the red button on his watch, making the Plymouth disappear* We gotta try and get to the left so the guards won't see us. Be sure your gun is ready just in case.
Ellie: *Ready with her USP .45*
Johnny: *Has his 1911 ready as he heads along the fence*
Guards: *Looking away from Johnny & Ellie*
Johnny: *Grabs a wire cutter, and cuts a hole in the fence* Ladies first.
Ellie: *Goes in*
Johnny: *Follows Ellie*
Song: link
Victoria: *Watching the upload time* 10 minutes. This is going quicker than expected.
Johnny: *Chokes a guard towards the entrance of the base*
Ellie: *Shoots two guards in the building*
Johnny: *Shoots the guard in the tower*
Ellie: Nice shot.
Johnny: Thanks. Now let's get inside.
Victoria: Shoot them!!
Johnny: *Shoots two more guards*
Ellie: *Shoots another guard, and takes his MP40*
Johnny: *Looks at Ellie's new gun*
Ellie: I got this idea from you. *Shoots five guards*
Victoria: *Runs into a weapons room, and grabs a BAR*
Johnny: Keep up the good work. *Throws a grenade, killing three guards*
Victoria: I must do everything myself!! *Hits the alarm button*
Alarm: link
The two spies were getting overwhelmed, but they wouldn't give up.
Johnny: *Punches a guard, and takes his MP40*
Ellie: *Shooting 7 more guards*
Victoria: *Shooting her BAR at Johnny & Ellie*
Johnny: *Laying down on the ground with Ellie* When she reloads, I'll shoot her. You focus on the rest of the guards.
Ellie: *Shows her purse* Of course.
Johnny: *Reloads, and shoots Victoria*
Victoria: *Falls over the railing, and lands on a guard, breaking his neck*
Ellie: *Throws her purse as it releases nerve gas*
Guard: *Coughing as they have trouble breathing*
Johnny: Good throw.
Ellie: Shouldn't we have gas masks?
Johnny: It's too far away for us. We'll be safe.
Guards: *Running from the 2nd floor*
Johnny: *Shoots them with a stolen MP40* This way. *Runs to the stairs*
Ellie: *Follows Johnny*
Johnny: We have to cancel that upload before it goes viral.
Guards: *Shooting at Johnny*
Johnny: *Taking cover behind a wall, and returns fire*
Ellie: *Runs to the upload screen, and hits cancel. She then grabs the flashdrive which contains the video, and snaps it in half*
Johnny: Let's make sure the original file gets destroyed on the computer as well.
Guards: *Running towards them*
Johnny: *Shooting the guards*
Ellie: If you can hold them off, I'll take care of it.
Johnny: Very well.
Ellie: *Runs into the computer room, and shoots all of the computers with her MP40*
Johnny: *Runs out of ammo for the MP40 while shooting guards. He throws it at another guard, and shoots him with his 1911*
Ellie: We're good. Let's leave.
Johnny: Out the window! *Runs for a window on the 2nd floor*
Ellie: *Follows Johnny*
Johnny: *Shoots the window three times, and smashes it with his left arm as he jumps out*
Ellie: *Jumps out of the building*
With more bullets hitting the ground close to the two agents, they successfully made their escape.
Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and selects the 1969 Dodge Coronet* Jump.
Ellie: *Jumps with Johnny, spawning the car*
Johnny: *Drives away from the building*
Guards: Dammit! They destroyed the fake news footage, and killed our boss.
The song fades away as we look at our two heroes.
Ellie: The false alarm has been destroyed.
Johnny: I couldn't have done it without your help.
Ellie: We should work together more often.
Johnny: I would like that very much.
Back at the Pentagon, Johnny & Ellie were walking through a hallway when suddenly...
Alarm: link
Johnny: *Pulls out his gun*
Ellie: We got an intruder!
Ted: *Sighs* Not again!
Johnny: *Puts his gun away*
Ted: *Deactivates the alarm*
Johnny: Still having problems Ted?
Ted: I'm not in the mood for jokes Johnny.
Johnny: Ellie, it looks like we're still having problems with false alarms after all.
Ellie: *Laughs*
Song (Start at 1:04): link
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from November 19, 2019
Somewhere in Iraq
Johnny: *Walking through town square*
Narrator: The Middle East is filled with lots of beautiful desert, but it can be dangerous if you don't have enough water, or shelter.
ISIS Member: *Walking into a building with AK47's*
Narrator: It is also dangerous if you bump into the wrong people.
Johnny: *Runs into a dance club*
People: *Dancing to the music*
Johnny: Nice short cut. *Walking past the big crowd of people*
Narrator: Another agent was killed, and ISIS got their hands on an important flash drive. I was tasked to retrieve it.
ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from the dance club behind them, and bashes their heads together*
Inside another building were more men with guns.
Johnny: *Disguised as an ISIS member*
Narrator: Disguise? Check.
ISIS Member 94: *Plugs the flash drive into a computer*
Narrator: Flash drive? Check.
Johnny: *Walks towards the computer*
ISIS Member 94: *Looking at the computer screen*
ISIS Member 24: *Walks inside* mahlaan, alhusul ealaa akthr min hna!
ISIS Member 94: *Runs from the computer*
Johnny: *Opens a drawer, and finds another flash drive. He takes the flash drive out of the computer, and places the other one in*
Narrator: All without a hitch.
Johnny: *Walks out of the building*
ISIS Member 94: Dumb British tourist. *Gets back to the computer, and clicks the upload button*
To his surprise, instead of getting intel from the CIA, he saw pictures of his girlfriend in sexy clothing.
ISIS Members: *Looking at the computer screen, and laughing*
ISIS Member 94: Someone stole the Flashdrive with the CIA intel! Get out, and look for an intruder!!
ISIS Members: *Running out of the building*
They saw the two men that Johnny knocked out earlier.
ISIS Member 94: Wake up!
ISIS Members: *Get up*
ISIS Member 94: Did you see any Americans?
ISIS Members: No.
ISIS Member 94: Dammit! Where is he?!
Johnny: *Running towards a helicopter*
Ted: *In the Cockpit* Did you find it?
Johnny: *Shows Ted the flashdrive* We're good to go!
Ted: *Flies away*
Opening Credits Song: link
Johnny: *Sits down looking at a screen. He sees a wanted sign on it for a bad guy. He nods and gets up*
JOHNNY LIGHTNING
Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and presses a red button activating it*
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Johnny Lightning
Johnny: *In a parking garage. He starts to run as he selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere. Once he selects it, he jumps into mid-air making the car automatically appear with him in it. He drifts left out of the parking garage*
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ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from a building behind them, and bashes their heads together*
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Johnny: *Jumps out of a helicopter with a parachute. After a few seconds, he deploys it, and slowly goes down towards a rooftop*
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Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone with an M14, and fires five bullets*
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Johnny: *Combing his hair, and then cleans the lenses of his glasses*
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Johnny: *Running on a boxcar. He jumps on a gondola, doing a front roll once he lands. He grabs a guy in a black coat, and punches him three times, then throws him off*
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Commander Kane: *Sitting behind his desk with his feet on them*
Jack Nicholson as Commander Kane
Johnny: *Drives back into the parking garage. He stops the car, gets out, and hits the red button. His Plymouth Belvedere disappears, going back into the watch*
Klaipėda, Lithuania
Guards: *Walking around a building*
Episode 11: False Alarm
MI6 Agent: *Climbing a fence then runs towards the building*
Special Guest Stars
MeiMisty as Victoria Arrem
Rose_Gold as Sasha Kachava
Nia Washington as Ellie Hollard
Marie Schunemann as Mabel Exla
MI6 Agent: *Taking cover behind a wall as he looks at a guard in a watchtower. He waits for him to turn around, then continues running to the building*
With Sir Topham Hatt as Ted Esler
Victoria: We have caused public outrage in the United Kingdom with fake news involving their queen, and made the Germans think they're having a drought.
Guard 53: Very good Miss. Arrem.
Guard 42: What is next?
Victoria: Our next target is America. We're going to spread lies about their government. Lies so sinister, that thousands of people will be killed in the chaos.
MI6 Agent: *Going upstairs. He doesn't notice a laser trap, which triggers an alarm*
Alarm: link
Victoria: We have an intruder!
Guards: *Running down a hallway*
MI6 Agent: *Pulls out a P99, and shoots two guards*
Guards: *Returning fire with MP40's*
MI6 Agent: *Fires three more bullets, and throws a smoke grenade*
Guards: Let's go, he's trying to escape! *Running through the smoke*
They didn't notice that the spy was still on the stairs. He began to run the other direction.
MI6 Agent: I have to bring in Victoria alive.
Sasha: *Opens a door, which knocks the agent onto the ground*
Guards: *Turning around, they shoot at the MI6 agent*
MI6 Agent: *Standing up, he's entirely covered in blood from the many bullets hitting his body*
Sasha: *Knocks him back onto the ground*
Song: link
Johnny: *Driving his Plymouth to the Pentagon*
Guard: *Watches Johnny stop* Mr. Lightning.
Johnny: Morning. *Drives towards the parking lot*
Narrator: As soon as I got on a plane heading out of the Middle East, Commander Kane had another assignment for me. He said it was something important, and that I would have a partner.
Johnny: *Stops in a parking spot, and walks out of his car. He heads to Kane's office*
Commander Kane: *Reading a magazine when he hears a knock*
Johnny: Commander, it's Lightning.
Commander Kane: Door's unlocked.
Johnny: *Walks in, and sits down behind the desk*
Commander Kane: I'm glad you're here Johnny, because I have a very important assignment. MI6 just lost one of their agents in Klaipėda. They believe someone is creating fake news in order to cause pressure on our government. You must find this person, and cease her operations.
Johnny: Klaipėda sir? I've never heard of that country before.
Commander Kane: Not a country Lightning, a town. It's located in Lithuania, which is north of Poland.
Johnny: I understand now.
Commander Kane: Your partner should be here soon.
Another knock was heard, and a black woman walked in.
Ellie: Commander Kane?
Commander Kane: Yes ma'am.
Ellie: *Sits down next to Johnny* I'm Ellie Hollard.
Commander Kane: Good. I was just briefing Johnny on the assignment you two will be working on. He'll fill you in on everything when you go see Mabel for your equipment.
Ellie: Yes sir.
Both agents walked out of the office while Commander Kane continued reading his magazine.
Johnny: So, your name is Ellie.
Ellie: Yep. You are?
Johnny: Johnny Lightning. It's nice to meet you.
Ellie: Nice to meet you too John. I know we're going to make a good team.
Johnny: Thank you Ellie. *Walks into Mabel's office* Hi Mabel.
Mabel: Johnny, Ellie. Come this way please. *Walks towards a desk with handguns on it*
Johnny: What have you got for us today?
Mabel: *Pulls out a cell phone* Your ordinary I-Phone, with a detonator. On your phone, you'll find a timer. It can go as high as 60 seconds, and when it reaches 0-
Ellie: It blows up.
Mabel: Right. *Gives Johnny, and Ellie their phones, with detonators* Don't get it confused with your real phones.
Johnny: I use Android, so that won't be a problem.
Mabel: Johnny, you have a special round of ammo that can fire explosive bullets. Ellie, you got tranquilizers for your .45.
Ellie: You don't use standard issue?
Johnny: I find the 1911 to be better for stopping power, and accuracy.
Ellie: With fewer bullets.
Johnny: Who needs handguns when you can steal a rifle from an enemy?
Mabel: One last thing. *Gives Ellie a purse* You can store many items in here, but you can also use it as a gas grenade if you need to.
Ellie: Tear gas, perfect.
Mabel: Good luck on your mission you two.
Johnny: Thanks Mabel.
Johnny & Ellie walked down the hallway from Mabel's lab when they heard an alarm go off.
Alarm: link
Johnny: *Pulls out his gun*
Ellie: We got an intruder!
Ted: *Walks out of a room, deactivating the alarm* No, no, it's just me. I was testing out our alarm system, and everything went haywire.
Johnny: I hope you get that sorted out, otherwise you'll complicate things for everyone.
Ted: Don't remind me. So you finally met Ellie.
Johnny: Yes I have. We've been assigned to a search & destroy mission. Someone's trying to give us a bad name.
Ted: I'll contact one of the pilots to wait for you at Helipad 1.
Ellie: Thank you. *Walks with Johnny to the roof*
Johnny: Good luck with the alarm Ted.
Ted: *Chuckles, but he feels annoyed with Johnny's comment*
Back in Lithuania, Victoria was talking to Sasha.
Victoria: That man you killed was a British agent. We have to dispose of his body before anyone else comes looking for him.
Sasha: I have just the trick. My mother passed away, and her funeral is being held tomorrow. We will switch the corpses.
Victoria: Clever. We must quickly make the arrangements to have the corpses switched before anyone knows about this.
Suwalki, Poland
Pilot: Here's our destination you two. *Lands in an open field*
Johnny: We'll be driving the rest of the way. *Walks with Ellie out of the chopper*
Pilot: *Takes off*
Ellie: Why?
Johnny: Because I don't feel like getting charged by Esler for the entire ride. Besides, I think you'll like my car. *Looks at his watch, and hits the red button*
Ellie: You can spawn cars with your watch?
Johnny: Yep. Stay on my right side, and try to keep up. *Starts running*
Ellie: Is this part of the procedure?
Johnny: Yes. *Selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere* Jump!
As they jumped, they ended up in Johnny's car.
Johnny: Now we go to Klaipėda.
Ellie: *Nods as she looks out the window*
Victoria was feeling very satisfied with how things were going so far. She organized all of her soldiers into a room for an important speech.
Victoria: We are halfway done with the false news footage for the American government. Once it's released, America will destroy itself in a big ball of fire!
Soldiers: *Cheering*
Victoria: We will continue to support the many terrorist groups in the Middle East, Europe, and South America!
Sasha: *Turns on a song*
Song: link
As the song played, every soldier started teabagging to the rhythm of the music.
Victoria: *Watching her soldiers with pride*
Sasha: Victoria, we must get ready for the funeral, and dispose of the British Agent's corpse.
Victoria: Yes. Lead the way.
Johnny & Ellie arrived in Klaipėda. They saw that a road was closed off.
Johnny: *Pulls over* Wait here. I'm going to see what's going on. *Steps out of the car*
Ellie: *Hears the engine turn off* It just stalled.
Johnny: The car only runs when I'm in the driver's seat. Call me on my phone if you spot our target. You remember what she looks like?
Ellie: *Nods*
Johnny: *Walks into an alleyway*
Song: link
Band: *Playing the music as they slowly march with the funeral parade*
Johnny: *Walks onto a covered bridge*
Funeral Parade: *Walking towards Johnny*
Victoria: *Looks up at the bridge*
Johnny: *Using X-ray vision on his glasses* The British Agent that was killed is in that coffin. *Looks at the parade* Those aren't mourners. They got guns.
Sasha: *Looks at the parade behind her*
Johnny: *Pulls a pin on a grenade, and throws it at the parade*
Soldiers: *Get killed*
Civilians started to panic as they ran away. There were twelve soldiers, but five were killed by Johnny's grenade.
Victoria & Sasha: *Pull out Glocks, and shoot at the bridge*
Johnny: *Returns fire with his M1911*
Soldiers: *Drop the coffin, and shoot at Johnny with MP40's*
Ellie: *Listening to the gunfire* Johnny needs my help. *Runs out of the car*
Soldiers: *Running onto the bridge*
Johnny: *Kills both soldiers, and grabs one of their MP40's. He uses it to kill more soldiers*
Sasha: We need more backup! We're under heavy fire!
Johnny: *Fires six bullets at Sasha*
Sasha: *Gets shot in the face* AHH!!!
Ellie: *Shoots two soldiers with her USP 45*
Victoria: *Shoots Ellie*
Ellie: *Holding her arm as she falls down*
Johnny: NO!! *Using his 1911, he fires six bullets at Victoria*
Victoria: *Runs away, she jumps into a truck*
Soldiers: *Shooting at Johnny with BAR's*
Johnny: *Laying down to avoid the fire*
Stop the song
Ellie: *Holding her wound as she leans on a house*
Johnny: *Runs to Ellie* Are you alright?
Ellie: I think so.
Johnny: I told you to stay by the car. Victoria escaped.
Ellie: I was trying to help you.
Johnny: I appreciate that, but I wanted you to stay there for a reason. I gotta get you to a hospital.
As police sirens were heard in the distance, Johnny got back in his Plymouth with Ellie. They were able to avoid the police, and safely make it to a hospital.
While Ellie was in the hospital, Johnny talked to Commander Kane on his cell phone.
Commander Kane: *Picks up his phone* Hello?
Johnny: Sir, it's Johnny.
Commander Kane: How are you making out on your assignment?
Johnny: Ellie got shot. She's recuperating right now.
Commander Kane: Did you find Victoria?
Johnny: She's here alright. She's the one who shot Ellie. I'm waiting for her wound to heal so we can go in together.
Commander Kane: Very well. MI6 also wants to thank you for recovering the corpse of one of their agents.
Johnny: Yay me. I better get going sir. I'll call you once Victoria is dead. *Hangs up*
In Ellie's room, she was watching a few birds in a nest through a window.
Nurse: *Walks into the room with Johnny* You have a visitor Miss. Hollard.
Johnny: I hope you're feeling better after becoming a victim of that riot. *Winks*
Ellie: *Nods* I am. Thank you.
Nurse: You were at the parade which got ambushed?
Johnny: We were just minding our own business when two guards tried shooting at someone, but hit my friend instead.
Nurse: My sister nearly got shot herself. I'll leave you two alone. *Walks out of the room*
Johnny: You used your real name?
Ellie: Just my surname.
Johnny: *Looks at a chart* Clara Hollard. *Nods as he puts the chart back* How much longer did they say you'd be in here?
Ellie: Just two more hours.
Johnny: While I'm waiting for you, I'll get us more supplies. I don't feel like going towards Victoria's base without missing a few essential items.
Ellie: How do we find her base?
Johnny: This isn't a big town. I'm sure we can find it. You just get some rest. *Walks out of the room*
At Victoria's base, she was getting prepared to launch the fake news.
Victoria: In 30 minutes, my video will be ready to upload.
Guard 53: How bad do you think this will be for the Americans?
Victoria: I estimate that over a thousand deaths will occur once citizens fight the government.
Johnny: *Arrives with Ellie in his Plymouth* Follow me.
They quickly got out.
Johnny: *Hits the red button on his watch, making the Plymouth disappear* We gotta try and get to the left so the guards won't see us. Be sure your gun is ready just in case.
Ellie: *Ready with her USP .45*
Johnny: *Has his 1911 ready as he heads along the fence*
Guards: *Looking away from Johnny & Ellie*
Johnny: *Grabs a wire cutter, and cuts a hole in the fence* Ladies first.
Ellie: *Goes in*
Johnny: *Follows Ellie*
Song: link
Victoria: *Watching the upload time* 10 minutes. This is going quicker than expected.
Johnny: *Chokes a guard towards the entrance of the base*
Ellie: *Shoots two guards in the building*
Johnny: *Shoots the guard in the tower*
Ellie: Nice shot.
Johnny: Thanks. Now let's get inside.
Victoria: Shoot them!!
Johnny: *Shoots two more guards*
Ellie: *Shoots another guard, and takes his MP40*
Johnny: *Looks at Ellie's new gun*
Ellie: I got this idea from you. *Shoots five guards*
Victoria: *Runs into a weapons room, and grabs a BAR*
Johnny: Keep up the good work. *Throws a grenade, killing three guards*
Victoria: I must do everything myself!! *Hits the alarm button*
Alarm: link
The two spies were getting overwhelmed, but they wouldn't give up.
Johnny: *Punches a guard, and takes his MP40*
Ellie: *Shooting 7 more guards*
Victoria: *Shooting her BAR at Johnny & Ellie*
Johnny: *Laying down on the ground with Ellie* When she reloads, I'll shoot her. You focus on the rest of the guards.
Ellie: *Shows her purse* Of course.
Johnny: *Reloads, and shoots Victoria*
Victoria: *Falls over the railing, and lands on a guard, breaking his neck*
Ellie: *Throws her purse as it releases nerve gas*
Guard: *Coughing as they have trouble breathing*
Johnny: Good throw.
Ellie: Shouldn't we have gas masks?
Johnny: It's too far away for us. We'll be safe.
Guards: *Running from the 2nd floor*
Johnny: *Shoots them with a stolen MP40* This way. *Runs to the stairs*
Ellie: *Follows Johnny*
Johnny: We have to cancel that upload before it goes viral.
Guards: *Shooting at Johnny*
Johnny: *Taking cover behind a wall, and returns fire*
Ellie: *Runs to the upload screen, and hits cancel. She then grabs the flashdrive which contains the video, and snaps it in half*
Johnny: Let's make sure the original file gets destroyed on the computer as well.
Guards: *Running towards them*
Johnny: *Shooting the guards*
Ellie: If you can hold them off, I'll take care of it.
Johnny: Very well.
Ellie: *Runs into the computer room, and shoots all of the computers with her MP40*
Johnny: *Runs out of ammo for the MP40 while shooting guards. He throws it at another guard, and shoots him with his 1911*
Ellie: We're good. Let's leave.
Johnny: Out the window! *Runs for a window on the 2nd floor*
Ellie: *Follows Johnny*
Johnny: *Shoots the window three times, and smashes it with his left arm as he jumps out*
Ellie: *Jumps out of the building*
With more bullets hitting the ground close to the two agents, they successfully made their escape.
Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and selects the 1969 Dodge Coronet* Jump.
Ellie: *Jumps with Johnny, spawning the car*
Johnny: *Drives away from the building*
Guards: Dammit! They destroyed the fake news footage, and killed our boss.
The song fades away as we look at our two heroes.
Ellie: The false alarm has been destroyed.
Johnny: I couldn't have done it without your help.
Ellie: We should work together more often.
Johnny: I would like that very much.
Back at the Pentagon, Johnny & Ellie were walking through a hallway when suddenly...
Alarm: link
Johnny: *Pulls out his gun*
Ellie: We got an intruder!
Ted: *Sighs* Not again!
Johnny: *Puts his gun away*
Ted: *Deactivates the alarm*
Johnny: Still having problems Ted?
Ted: I'm not in the mood for jokes Johnny.
Johnny: Ellie, it looks like we're still having problems with false alarms after all.
Ellie: *Laughs*
Song (Start at 1:04): link
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from November 19, 2019
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
1-Dolphin sleeps with one eye open.
2-"silent" and "listen" use exactly the same letters.
3-An octopus has two hearts
4-Bull frogs do not sleep.
5-There are more chickens than human in the world.
6-flamingos gets their distinctive color from the food they eat.
7-The hair of polar bear is not white it's transparent.
8-Turtles can breathe through their rear-rends
9-The sun comprises 99% of total mass of our solar system.
10-Butterflies taste with their feet.
11-Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
12-there are about 550 hairs in each of your eyebrow.
13-A snail can sleep for 3 years.
14-A human eye can distinguish 10 million different colors.
15-Women blink their eyes twice than men.
2-"silent" and "listen" use exactly the same letters.
3-An octopus has two hearts
4-Bull frogs do not sleep.
5-There are more chickens than human in the world.
6-flamingos gets their distinctive color from the food they eat.
7-The hair of polar bear is not white it's transparent.
8-Turtles can breathe through their rear-rends
9-The sun comprises 99% of total mass of our solar system.
10-Butterflies taste with their feet.
11-Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
12-there are about 550 hairs in each of your eyebrow.
13-A snail can sleep for 3 years.
14-A human eye can distinguish 10 million different colors.
15-Women blink their eyes twice than men.
