Day 1
Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
Sean: Hey Twilight! I have something that I know you'll like which is fitting for a princess well I gotta go bye! *runs 300 miles an hour*
Twilight: What is this? *looks at package* Hahaha. Kiss me I'm british? Well, you know what that means everypony that isn't a mare. Who's going to kiss me? Huh? It could be anypony.. Except for Justin Beiber! AHHHH
90 minutes later
Sean: And so, every hater in the world went straight to hell for not liking My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic.
Fluttershy & Rainbow Dash: Yaay!!
Sean: yay!
Twilight: SEAN!!
Sean: AH! Twilight!
Twilight: You little prick!! I'M GOING TO STEAL YOUR CAR, RUN YOU OVER WITH IT, AND BURN IT WITH YOU IN THE TRUNK!! Fuck you.
Fluttershy: I-is that y-your da-darkside Twilight?
Day 2
Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
Princess Celestia: Stop, I have to go.
Canterlot soldiers: *Stop*
Twilight: Is she doing what I think she is?
Celestia: *shits on Twilight*
Twilight: OHH GEEZ!!
Celestia: Oops.
Day 3
Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
monkeys: *stare at Twilight*
Twilight: What? Why do you have telephones on your head?
Soon the phones began to ring
Twilight: Ah *covers ears* That ringing is so loud.
Applejack: Hey Twi?
Twilight: What?
Applejack, Rarity, & Pinkie Pie: ANSWER IT!
Those three also had phones on their head
Rarity: Hear, it's for you.
Twilight: *grabs phone*
operator: Thank you for calling our sex line. We have many mares that are looking forward to giving you a good time.
Twilight: *hits Rarirty* Why would you do something like that?
monkeys: *leave* We're outta here. She hates our ways!
Applejack: Wait! She didn't mean you guys!
Twilight: God that was insane. More insane then being with Applebloom.
Applebloom: Hey Big Mac, where do babies come from?
Big Mac: Oh for the love of Celestia! You buy them at a store, just like everything else!
Twilight: Well, at least the ringing stopped.
But a telephone on Twilight's head went off.
Twilight: *goes angry* That's it! One of you put the phone on my head, and I know who it was! You forgot I have caller I.D!
Rarity: Not me! I don't even have a phone.
Pinkie Pie: Not me, my number is enlisted.
Applejack: And their certanly ain't no way it was me. Mah minutes are only free on weekends.
Twilight: IT WAS YOU!! *throws Applejack into air*
Applejack: HOW DID SHE KNOW?!!?
Twilight: What is the meaning of all this?! Is it like.. Put phones on ponies head day?
Pinkie Pie: If we told you, would it make this situation less awkward?
Twilight: *sighs* I don't know
Applejack: *falls on Twilight* Sorry sugarcube.
Twilight: Applejack! Get. Off. Me. Now!!
Day 4
Twilight: What a, beautiful d-day?
Dragon: *flies toward Twilight*
Twilight: A dragon?! Now I know why Fluttershy is afraid of them!!
Dragon: That's right! And now you're going to pay the price.
Twilight: *crying* For what? Can't another pony pay the price? It's been happening to me all week
Dragon: *burns Twilight*
Twilight: OWW! I'm suing Sean the hedgehog for posting this! Wait! I'm suing all of Hasbro!!
Rainbow Dash: psh, she can't make up her mind.
Dragon: *stops burning Twilight*
Twilight: What do you want from me?
Dragon: Have you ever played Starfox Assault?
Twilight: No! I don't have time for that shit.
Dragon: *continues to burn Twilight*
2 seconds later
Twilight: Did some pony order fried alicorn? *falls on ground*
Day 5
Twilight: I just don't get it. Everytime I say what a beautiful day it is, something bad happens. But wait, maybe if I say the opposite something good might happen. Yeah! I'll give it a try. What a terrible horrible no good really bad day!
Then something was falling from the sky
Twilight: Oh boy, what am I getting? *gets crushed by boulder* I'm still alive. How is that possible?
Day 6
Twilight: *crying* This has been the worst week for me. Now I know why people hate Nicholas Cage.
Shining Armor: Twilight? What's wrong?
Twilight: Oh Shining Armor, all I wanted was a good day. But do I get one? Nnnoooooooo. My life has been ruined by a gay popstar, Celestia's shit, some phone obsessed imbecules, a fire breathing dragon, and yesterday I got crushed by a boulder!
Shining Armor: Wow.
Twilight: Yeah. How can this get any worse?
japanese mafia: *driving toward Twilight*
Shining Armor: That's how, good luck! *leaves*
Twilight: Oh man. This has been quite a week
Japanese mafia: *kill Twilight Sparkle*
---
Rainbow Dash: Man, this week was boring.
Rarity: I know! It was like watching the season 3 finale.
Applejack: Let's complain about it!
And now I have someone at my doorstep
Whatever you do, don't call 9-1-1
Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
Sean: Hey Twilight! I have something that I know you'll like which is fitting for a princess well I gotta go bye! *runs 300 miles an hour*
Twilight: What is this? *looks at package* Hahaha. Kiss me I'm british? Well, you know what that means everypony that isn't a mare. Who's going to kiss me? Huh? It could be anypony.. Except for Justin Beiber! AHHHH
90 minutes later
Sean: And so, every hater in the world went straight to hell for not liking My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic.
Fluttershy & Rainbow Dash: Yaay!!
Sean: yay!
Twilight: SEAN!!
Sean: AH! Twilight!
Twilight: You little prick!! I'M GOING TO STEAL YOUR CAR, RUN YOU OVER WITH IT, AND BURN IT WITH YOU IN THE TRUNK!! Fuck you.
Fluttershy: I-is that y-your da-darkside Twilight?
Day 2
Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
Princess Celestia: Stop, I have to go.
Canterlot soldiers: *Stop*
Twilight: Is she doing what I think she is?
Celestia: *shits on Twilight*
Twilight: OHH GEEZ!!
Celestia: Oops.
Day 3
Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
monkeys: *stare at Twilight*
Twilight: What? Why do you have telephones on your head?
Soon the phones began to ring
Twilight: Ah *covers ears* That ringing is so loud.
Applejack: Hey Twi?
Twilight: What?
Applejack, Rarity, & Pinkie Pie: ANSWER IT!
Those three also had phones on their head
Rarity: Hear, it's for you.
Twilight: *grabs phone*
operator: Thank you for calling our sex line. We have many mares that are looking forward to giving you a good time.
Twilight: *hits Rarirty* Why would you do something like that?
monkeys: *leave* We're outta here. She hates our ways!
Applejack: Wait! She didn't mean you guys!
Twilight: God that was insane. More insane then being with Applebloom.
Applebloom: Hey Big Mac, where do babies come from?
Big Mac: Oh for the love of Celestia! You buy them at a store, just like everything else!
Twilight: Well, at least the ringing stopped.
But a telephone on Twilight's head went off.
Twilight: *goes angry* That's it! One of you put the phone on my head, and I know who it was! You forgot I have caller I.D!
Rarity: Not me! I don't even have a phone.
Pinkie Pie: Not me, my number is enlisted.
Applejack: And their certanly ain't no way it was me. Mah minutes are only free on weekends.
Twilight: IT WAS YOU!! *throws Applejack into air*
Applejack: HOW DID SHE KNOW?!!?
Twilight: What is the meaning of all this?! Is it like.. Put phones on ponies head day?
Pinkie Pie: If we told you, would it make this situation less awkward?
Twilight: *sighs* I don't know
Applejack: *falls on Twilight* Sorry sugarcube.
Twilight: Applejack! Get. Off. Me. Now!!
Day 4
Twilight: What a, beautiful d-day?
Dragon: *flies toward Twilight*
Twilight: A dragon?! Now I know why Fluttershy is afraid of them!!
Dragon: That's right! And now you're going to pay the price.
Twilight: *crying* For what? Can't another pony pay the price? It's been happening to me all week
Dragon: *burns Twilight*
Twilight: OWW! I'm suing Sean the hedgehog for posting this! Wait! I'm suing all of Hasbro!!
Rainbow Dash: psh, she can't make up her mind.
Dragon: *stops burning Twilight*
Twilight: What do you want from me?
Dragon: Have you ever played Starfox Assault?
Twilight: No! I don't have time for that shit.
Dragon: *continues to burn Twilight*
2 seconds later
Twilight: Did some pony order fried alicorn? *falls on ground*
Day 5
Twilight: I just don't get it. Everytime I say what a beautiful day it is, something bad happens. But wait, maybe if I say the opposite something good might happen. Yeah! I'll give it a try. What a terrible horrible no good really bad day!
Then something was falling from the sky
Twilight: Oh boy, what am I getting? *gets crushed by boulder* I'm still alive. How is that possible?
Day 6
Twilight: *crying* This has been the worst week for me. Now I know why people hate Nicholas Cage.
Shining Armor: Twilight? What's wrong?
Twilight: Oh Shining Armor, all I wanted was a good day. But do I get one? Nnnoooooooo. My life has been ruined by a gay popstar, Celestia's shit, some phone obsessed imbecules, a fire breathing dragon, and yesterday I got crushed by a boulder!
Shining Armor: Wow.
Twilight: Yeah. How can this get any worse?
japanese mafia: *driving toward Twilight*
Shining Armor: That's how, good luck! *leaves*
Twilight: Oh man. This has been quite a week
Japanese mafia: *kill Twilight Sparkle*
---
Rainbow Dash: Man, this week was boring.
Rarity: I know! It was like watching the season 3 finale.
Applejack: Let's complain about it!
And now I have someone at my doorstep
Whatever you do, don't call 9-1-1
Yes, I know what desu actually means. I just am too much of an internet person.
Here's a desu, there's a desu, and another little desu. Fuzzy desu, funny desu, desu desu duck.
Desu desu cheesecake desu, desu desu desu potato. Desu desu desu mushroom desu desu desu duck.
I was once a desu, I desu'd in a desu. But I never desu the way the desu desu'd the desu. I was only desu years desu, but it desu a desu. And now desu little desu to the desu desu.
Did you ever see a desu, kiss a desu on the desu, desu's desu, taste of desu, desu desu duck.
Half a desu, twice the desu, not a desu, desu, desu. Desu in a desu, alarm a desu, desu duck.
Is this how it's desu now? Is it all so desu? Is it made of desu juice? Desu knob, desu, desu. Now my desu is getting desu, I've run out of desu. Time for me to desu now and become a desu.
Desu meme here: link Original song here: link
Here's a desu, there's a desu, and another little desu. Fuzzy desu, funny desu, desu desu duck.
Desu desu cheesecake desu, desu desu desu potato. Desu desu desu mushroom desu desu desu duck.
I was once a desu, I desu'd in a desu. But I never desu the way the desu desu'd the desu. I was only desu years desu, but it desu a desu. And now desu little desu to the desu desu.
Did you ever see a desu, kiss a desu on the desu, desu's desu, taste of desu, desu desu duck.
Half a desu, twice the desu, not a desu, desu, desu. Desu in a desu, alarm a desu, desu duck.
Is this how it's desu now? Is it all so desu? Is it made of desu juice? Desu knob, desu, desu. Now my desu is getting desu, I've run out of desu. Time for me to desu now and become a desu.
Desu meme here: link Original song here: link
Maybe if you type it enough times, you'll turn Japanese.
Hey, I Was Watching That New Show Called A.N.T. Farm, and I Said, "That looks Fimilier." Then It Poped Up Into my Head, "RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"
Here's A Quote From a Wikipedia Article About A.N.T. Farm:
"A.N.T. Farm centers around Chyna Parks (China Anne McClain), an 11-year-old music prodigy, who has just become the newest A.N.T. (Advanced Natural Talents) in the A.N.T. program at Webster High School in San Francisco, California."
Does That Sound Familer, Now Here's a Quote Fom The Wikipedia Article about Victorious:
"The show follows main character Tori Vega (Victoria Justice) who is accepted into Hollywood Arts High School, after taking her sister Trina's (Daniella Monet) place in a showcase."
And Thed Main Chariters Have A Older Sibling:
Tori Vega: Tirina Vega
Chyna Ann Parks: Cameron Parks
Anyone Get Me, You Should This Is Serious Bidness!!!
Here's A Quote From a Wikipedia Article About A.N.T. Farm:
"A.N.T. Farm centers around Chyna Parks (China Anne McClain), an 11-year-old music prodigy, who has just become the newest A.N.T. (Advanced Natural Talents) in the A.N.T. program at Webster High School in San Francisco, California."
Does That Sound Familer, Now Here's a Quote Fom The Wikipedia Article about Victorious:
"The show follows main character Tori Vega (Victoria Justice) who is accepted into Hollywood Arts High School, after taking her sister Trina's (Daniella Monet) place in a showcase."
And Thed Main Chariters Have A Older Sibling:
Tori Vega: Tirina Vega
Chyna Ann Parks: Cameron Parks
Anyone Get Me, You Should This Is Serious Bidness!!!
