Hi, I'm Steven Ovonel, and I'm here to tell you about an amazing product called Spamdex. Spamdex allows people to be harassed by many random ads that pop up out of nowhere. We've also created hundreds of AI accounts that send messages to people about products or apps that they don't want. They also create useless articles, post pointless comments, ruining people's hard work. Let's see what others have to say about Spamdex.
My name is Connor Noiles, and my review on HelluvaBoss was ruined by an idiot that posted a link to a game called Battleship Online. Why would you do something like that?
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Hi, I'm Molly Molata, and I'm upset with Spamdex, because they posted spam on my spam about Miraculous Ladybug. It's a terrible show, but I wanted to make people angry by posting useless pictures about it, and now they have to be deleted in order to remove Spamdex's spam.
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Hey, this is Niko Zguri, or you may know me as TimberHumphrey. Bogart. I'm upset with Spamdex, because they use AI to post articles, and comments that take up too much space. This prevents people from reading the articles, and comments that they actually want to read.
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Wow! Look at all those positive reviews! Spamdex is really doing the internet a favor. Until next time folks, this is Steven Ovonel. Thank you for being harassed, and annoyed by our work.
My name is Connor Noiles, and my review on HelluvaBoss was ruined by an idiot that posted a link to a game called Battleship Online. Why would you do something like that?
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Hi, I'm Molly Molata, and I'm upset with Spamdex, because they posted spam on my spam about Miraculous Ladybug. It's a terrible show, but I wanted to make people angry by posting useless pictures about it, and now they have to be deleted in order to remove Spamdex's spam.
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Hey, this is Niko Zguri, or you may know me as TimberHumphrey. Bogart. I'm upset with Spamdex, because they use AI to post articles, and comments that take up too much space. This prevents people from reading the articles, and comments that they actually want to read.
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Wow! Look at all those positive reviews! Spamdex is really doing the internet a favor. Until next time folks, this is Steven Ovonel. Thank you for being harassed, and annoyed by our work.
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Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And show me your tits
Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And you love it up the shitter
Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
Roses are shit
Violets are crap
Show me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
Roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And swallow it down
Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
my friend sent me this text message a while ago and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask you somethingand i want you to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how you feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want you to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi or Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask you somethingand i want you to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how you feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want you to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi or Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.