Customer: I'm trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just
doesn't work. What am I doing wrong?
Tech support: OK, you've got the CD in the CD drive, right?
Customer: Yeah....
Tech support: And what sort of computer are you using?
Customer: Computer? Oh no, I haven't got a computer. It's in the CD player
and all I get is weird noises. Listen.....
Tech support: Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!
===============
Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one...
===============
Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No .. wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on
my desk... sorry....
===============
Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
===============
Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill
Gates, damn it!
===============
Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I
try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed
it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
===============
Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.
===============
Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.
===============
Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another
keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work
===============
Tech support: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital
letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
===============
Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
===============
Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
===============
Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my
computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
These are too good not to share
===============
Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the
circle around it?
===============
A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her
printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point.
The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his
printer is working fine."
===============
And last but not least:....
Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the
same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now
type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
doesn't work. What am I doing wrong?
Tech support: OK, you've got the CD in the CD drive, right?
Customer: Yeah....
Tech support: And what sort of computer are you using?
Customer: Computer? Oh no, I haven't got a computer. It's in the CD player
and all I get is weird noises. Listen.....
Tech support: Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!
===============
Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one...
===============
Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No .. wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on
my desk... sorry....
===============
Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
===============
Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill
Gates, damn it!
===============
Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I
try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed
it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
===============
Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.
===============
Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.
===============
Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another
keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work
===============
Tech support: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital
letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
===============
Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
===============
Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
===============
Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my
computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
These are too good not to share
===============
Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the
circle around it?
===============
A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her
printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point.
The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his
printer is working fine."
===============
And last but not least:....
Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the
same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now
type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
1) (^.-) Wink
2) (<.<) What did you say?
3) (@.@) Confused
4) (•¥•) Upset
5). (=.•) Half asleep
6) (*•^). Excited
7). (^.^). Happy
8). ( &.&) Shocked
9). (↠.-) Look over
10). (✷.✷) Wow!
11). (♡.♡) In Love
15) (✕.✕) Dead
16) (•*•) Upside Down
17). (☉•☉) Gone Insane
18) (∨.∨) Down
19). ('≋.≋') Crying
20). (≘*≘) Excited
21) (~6.6~) Surprised
22). (-.•) Huh?
23) (≖-≖) Watching you
24). (⊏_⊏) ....Huh?
25). ( 1.1 ) WTF?
2) (<.<) What did you say?
3) (@.@) Confused
4) (•¥•) Upset
5). (=.•) Half asleep
6) (*•^). Excited
7). (^.^). Happy
8). ( &.&) Shocked
9). (↠.-) Look over
10). (✷.✷) Wow!
11). (♡.♡) In Love
15) (✕.✕) Dead
16) (•*•) Upside Down
17). (☉•☉) Gone Insane
18) (∨.∨) Down
19). ('≋.≋') Crying
20). (≘*≘) Excited
21) (~6.6~) Surprised
22). (-.•) Huh?
23) (≖-≖) Watching you
24). (⊏_⊏) ....Huh?
25). ( 1.1 ) WTF?
1.Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?
2.A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
3."Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
4.I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.
5.Flowers are happy things.
6.Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
7.The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
8.Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
9.If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
10."One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
The End
2.A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
3."Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
4.I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.
5.Flowers are happy things.
6.Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
7.The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
8.Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
9.If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
10."One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
The End
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Hyvää Joulua!
Idah Saidan Wa Sanah Jadidah
Feliz Navidad
Sretan Bozic
Merry Christmas
Hyvaa joulua
Froehliche Weihnachten
Mele Kalikimaka ame Hauoli Makahiki Hou!
Buone Feste Natalizie
Sung Tan Chuk Ha
Gleđileg jól!
God Jul or Gledelig Jul
Feliz Navidad y un Venturoso Año Nuevo
Joyeux Noël
Feliz Natal
Sarbatori vesele
Hristos se rodi
Hristos se rodi.
Vesele Vianoce. A stastlivy Novy Rok
God Jul and (Och) Ett Gott Nytt År
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Chung Mung Giang Sinh
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She: Bye!
He: Ah, finally, I've waited so long.
She: You want me to leave?
He: NO. I dare not even think.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course. Lots!
She: Have you ever cheated?
He: NO. Why are you asking me?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every time I get the chance!
She: Will you ever hit me?
He: Are you crazy?
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
Now read that from bottom to top...
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She: Bye!
He: Ah, finally, I've waited so long.
She: You want me to leave?
He: NO. I dare not even think.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course. Lots!
She: Have you ever cheated?
He: NO. Why are you asking me?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every time I get the chance!
She: Will you ever hit me?
He: Are you crazy?
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
Now read that from bottom to top...
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