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posted by I_love_Mikey
For those of you who feel or have felt like the entire world is crumbling down around you, you're not alone.

I am not suggesting therapy, or some rehab group. (Though, if you're open to it, let me know, I'll help you find someone.) I am saying that, if you feel alone... broken, or just... flat out distraught and lost, then I know what it's like...

If you're losing everything, and gaining things you don't want, if change is progressing too fast, or things are neutral and just not right... and you think; "it'll never get better" then it won't. You have to focus on the positive to make anything change. Positive thoughts are the key, whether you believe it or not.

Herbs, incense, and candles help. A good way to get herbs if you can't, is in tea. Tea is a good anti-anxiety, and it builds up your immune system. Make sure when you drink it, to drink caffeine-free tea, though.

I'm sure there're nights where you want to take a few pills, drink a little, and crash. But if you keep ignoring problems like that, they build up until you have a pile so high you can't see anymore and you crash. You can't fix problems sometimes, but you can help them. Don't ignore them, but maybe don't take action either. You can always rant to a friend, write in a journal... etc. I'm sure if you need, a school counselor will be there to support you. There are plenty more options than most people notice.

If you need a friend or someone to talk to, inbox me. I'll listen; I'm not a cop, or your mom. Just a friend. There's nothing you have to hide from me.
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For my friend.
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If you climb in the saddle, be ready for the ride.

Talk slowly, think quickly.

Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whloe lot easier than puttin' it back.

Brace your backbone and forget your wishbone.

Just 'cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean you have to offer it a place to sit down.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

Don't wake a sleepin' rattler.

Don't squat witn your spurs on.

Every trail has some puddles....
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Ways to annoy people in Wal-Mart



Hilarious Ways to be annoying!















"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the frozen food doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps you out.
Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice.
Around Christmas time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners.
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
Ask if you can buy a shopping cart.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies!...
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posted by Joe1996
1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.

4. If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......

5. Ask if you can see his gun.

6. When he says you aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him by his first name.

11. Pretend you are gay and ask...
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Guy's point of view

(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)
From a guys point of view:

We don't care if you talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room
 and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah.

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without
even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a
 little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it...
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Poor guy

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw...
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