WARNING:The following article contains,inappropriate materiel and foreign swearing.


*One day at lunch*

Kara:Sigh.

Bell:What's the matter Kara?

Kara:Well a year ago,I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me with my so called best friend.Ungrateful bitch.

Johnathan:Well you don't have to worry about that here,I doubt anybody here wants Max.

Everybody:What?

Johnathan:Keep playing dumb Max,keep playing dumb.

Mellisa:I hate you.

Bell:Kara,how about I come over to your place and we do uhh...Girl stuff.

James:Yeah,let's do girl stuff.

Kara:Shut up James you creepy stalker.

James:W-What?

*Kara pushes James on the ground*

Hayley:Yeah,let's do girl stuff! *Glee*

Kara:You're nine,why aren't you in school?

Haley:Oh shit,I've been discovered!

*Hayley walks away*

Hayley:Uuuuuuuggggggggggggghaaaaaaae!

James:Yeah,let's do girl stuff!

Kara:What did I just tell you?!

Alex:James you're really gay,you know that?

James:W-What?

*Later that night*

Bell:What's his phone number?

Kara:Why?

Bell:I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind.

Kara:Alright.***-****

Bell:Alright.

*Bell picks up the phone and dials.*

Bell:Bakayaro!(stupid bastard [Japanese])

Andrew:What?

Bell:Baita!(whore [Japaneses])

Andrew:What?!

Bell:Sek si! (eat shit [Chinese])

Andrew:double you tee eff?

Bell:Stupid american!

*Bell hangs up*

Kara:Wow Bell,that's some mouth you have.

*She dials again and starts making chicken noises till one in the morning.*