WARNING:The following article contains,inappropriate materiel and foreign swearing.
*One day at lunch*
Kara:Sigh.
Bell:What's the matter Kara?
Kara:Well a year ago,I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me with my so called best friend.Ungrateful bitch.
Johnathan:Well you don't have to worry about that here,I doubt anybody here wants Max.
Everybody:What?
Johnathan:Keep playing dumb Max,keep playing dumb.
Mellisa:I hate you.
Bell:Kara,how about I come over to your place and we do uhh...Girl stuff.
James:Yeah,let's do girl stuff.
Kara:Shut up James you creepy stalker.
James:W-What?
*Kara pushes James on the ground*
Hayley:Yeah,let's do girl stuff! *Glee*
Kara:You're nine,why aren't you in school?
Haley:Oh shit,I've been discovered!
*Hayley walks away*
Hayley:Uuuuuuuggggggggggggghaaaaaaae!
James:Yeah,let's do girl stuff!
Kara:What did I just tell you?!
Alex:James you're really gay,you know that?
James:W-What?
*Later that night*
Bell:What's his phone number?
Kara:Why?
Bell:I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind.
Kara:Alright.***-****
Bell:Alright.
*Bell picks up the phone and dials.*
Bell:Bakayaro!(stupid bastard [Japanese])
Andrew:What?
Bell:Baita!(whore [Japaneses])
Andrew:What?!
Bell:Sek si! (eat shit [Chinese])
Andrew:double you tee eff?
Bell:Stupid american!
*Bell hangs up*
Kara:Wow Bell,that's some mouth you have.
*She dials again and starts making chicken noises till one in the morning.*
*One day at lunch*
Kara:Sigh.
Bell:What's the matter Kara?
Kara:Well a year ago,I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me with my so called best friend.Ungrateful bitch.
Johnathan:Well you don't have to worry about that here,I doubt anybody here wants Max.
Everybody:What?
Johnathan:Keep playing dumb Max,keep playing dumb.
Mellisa:I hate you.
Bell:Kara,how about I come over to your place and we do uhh...Girl stuff.
James:Yeah,let's do girl stuff.
Kara:Shut up James you creepy stalker.
James:W-What?
*Kara pushes James on the ground*
Hayley:Yeah,let's do girl stuff! *Glee*
Kara:You're nine,why aren't you in school?
Haley:Oh shit,I've been discovered!
*Hayley walks away*
Hayley:Uuuuuuuggggggggggggghaaaaaaae!
James:Yeah,let's do girl stuff!
Kara:What did I just tell you?!
Alex:James you're really gay,you know that?
James:W-What?
*Later that night*
Bell:What's his phone number?
Kara:Why?
Bell:I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind.
Kara:Alright.***-****
Bell:Alright.
*Bell picks up the phone and dials.*
Bell:Bakayaro!(stupid bastard [Japanese])
Andrew:What?
Bell:Baita!(whore [Japaneses])
Andrew:What?!
Bell:Sek si! (eat shit [Chinese])
Andrew:double you tee eff?
Bell:Stupid american!
*Bell hangs up*
Kara:Wow Bell,that's some mouth you have.
*She dials again and starts making chicken noises till one in the morning.*
you just shut the door i fell like more when you say i'm shy i cry saying why? why? do you make sure to love me even though i'm shy do you ever ever ever think to try? do you think of me? when you say shy shy shy i say why and i'll sit and think about waiting when you say hi well than you won't be mine! yes this is love but does it hurt? when i cry? when you say shy and i know it's true but i'm alright i and i love you! why would say means things why would you say the stuff that stings why would you say that word when i know you much? i don't think i would be with you if i knew a thing or two about your life you backstabbing knife i trusted you and yet you still flew without me
She's beautiful...
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs you a lot.
Don't you love her?
I do...
I love my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs you a lot.
Don't you love her?
I do...
I love my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!",a teen named Tessa screamed as she was falling down a hole.
Everyone gasped.
"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled
"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"
"That darn lady,she stole our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"
"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.
"Oh my god!",cowboy said
Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"
"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.
The cowboy sighed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone gasped.
"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled
"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"
"That darn lady,she stole our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"
"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.
"Oh my god!",cowboy said
Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"
"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.
The cowboy sighed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"
One fine day in the middle of the night two dead me got u to fight back to back they faced
eachother drew there swords and shot eachother
the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.
(i like that thing or whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the article is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)
eachother drew there swords and shot eachother
the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.
(i like that thing or whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the article is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)
1. they will sing his songs
2.they will blush when they here somone say his name or talk about one of his new songs
3.they will have atleast one picture of him
4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts
5. wont be afraid to say hes cool
6.listens to his music every night to go to sleep with
7.will ask you if you have heard his new song
8.screams if someone else says i love justin beiber
9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube
10.will say they hate or love whatever he does even if they hate it or love it
2.they will blush when they here somone say his name or talk about one of his new songs
3.they will have atleast one picture of him
4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts
5. wont be afraid to say hes cool
6.listens to his music every night to go to sleep with
7.will ask you if you have heard his new song
8.screams if someone else says i love justin beiber
9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube
10.will say they hate or love whatever he does even if they hate it or love it
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted salmon (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed rice in a rice bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the rice won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed rice on your hand and put your favorite filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled salmon on the rice. Push the filling into the rice lightly. Hold the rice between your palms. Form the rice into a round, a triangle, or a cylinder by pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the rice ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. Wrap the rice ball with a strip of nori or sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.
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