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posted by animemaykat101
Are you super bored,you just want to kill yourself,then do these things!XD
I did not make this up,but I got it from a great site!
urban75.org
There are also lots of retarted games you can play on this site if you are boredXD
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THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send you a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to urban75.com'?)

See how long you can hold a note
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, or try to beat your own personal best. Inhale deeply and then try and make a noise for as long as you can. Earn extra points for making your partner laugh or ending on an amusing note.

Try to not think about penguins
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
This is especially hard, because by trying too much, you remember what you were trying to avoid thinking of. If you try too little, you end up thinking about penguins anyway.

Use your secret mind power
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Pick a passing by and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag or knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner or later one of your mind commands will come true, so you can convince yourself that you really have super human powers and waste even more time trying them out.

Pretend you're a robot
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Walk down the street with mechanical movements, adding 'zzzzzt' sounds with each motion. Pretending to have a motor broken in, say, your left hand can add at least 30 seconds more entertainment.

Scratch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?

Rate passers by
(Amusement Potential: 10-15 minutes)
Secretly award passers by marks out of ten as you go along, offering (unsaid) expert criticism over their clothing, hairstyle and footwear choices.

Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Pick a random word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.

Pinch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
What is pain? Why is it unpleasant? There's nothing physical about it - it's all in your mind. Plus, after pinching yourself for awhile, boredom will seem nice next to being in pain.

Try to swallow your tongue
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
There's not much to say about this one. It is possible, but really stupid.

Pretend to be a car
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Make appropriate revving noises in your head as you walk along and add a racing commentary as you pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity.

Make Star Trek door noises
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
Stand by an electric door to a bank or something and make that silly "Scccccccchwop" sound heard whenever people popped on to the bridge to hang with Captain Kirk.

Look at something for awhile, shut eyes, study after image
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
Another great time waster. It takes about 30 seconds of staring to create an after image, and the image is then viewable for about the same length of time. Fun to combine this one with pushing on your eyes.

Get yourself as nauseated as possible
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Best achieved by looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy you can't even stand up. This is also entertaining due to the "makes boredom seem a lot better" effect (see "Hurt Yourself").

Invent a weird twitch
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Adopt a bizarre twitch (e.g. flicking your head irregularly, twitching with eye or busting out sporadic cough noises) and try it out when you go shopping.

Make a low buzzing noise
(Amusement Potential: 15-30 minutes)
Hours of fun in libraries! Keeping a totally straight face and looking nonchalant, make a low pitch humming/buzzing noise and see who reacts.

THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH VERY LITTLE

See what's in your neighbour's rubbish/trash
(Amusement Potential: 20-30 minutes)
You can learn a lot about people by what they throw out. You might uncover some dark secret about them. Plus, they might be throwing out something with value that still works, like a VCR or some porn mags.

Watch TV, repeat everything said in Italian accent
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Sort of entertaining. Include flamboyant shoulder shrugs for added impact, or go for a Marlon Brando set of grunts.

Send spooky emails
(Amusement Potential: 15-60 minutes)
Look up someone's CV on the web, do some research on them via Google and then send them an email full of personal references claiming to be an ex-work colleague who fell in love with their shoes. Or something.

Play our useless games
(Amusement Potential: how long have you got?)
Waste away the hours with our collection of useless games

Make prank phone calls
(Amusement Potential: 20-60 minutes)
Very entertaining, but requires discipline. Remember - vulgarities don't make a call funny, but getting the other person to believe a ridiculous story will. Try seeing if you can get them to make noises to 'test' the line. One to get you started off: Call McDonalds with weird complaints about their food.

Pretend all humans will die except for people in room with you
Amusement Potential: 10-20 minutes)
What would you do if this really happened? Would the group stay together, or would there be factions? Who would join what group? Remember, there would only be power for a few days before the plants ran out of fuel or broke. To travel, you would always have to be near cars to siphon gas out of. Best to do with people you know.

Step off a curb with eyes shut, imagine it's a cliff
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
To get any benefit out of this one, you have to have a good imagination. Don't step off immediately, build up to the jump. Study the ravine below. Feel the winds at that altitude. Step off and...AHHHHHH!!!!!

Try and sound Welsh
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
The key to sounding Welsh is to make sure that your voice goes up at the end of the sentence, so that everything sounds like a question. Throw in a superfluous 'isn't it?' at the end of everything you say and you're halfway there. Isn't it?

Burn things with a magnifying glass
(Amusement Potential: 5-30 minutes)
Ants are always fun to use for this, but burning the face of someone you don't like, under some circumstances, can be just as entertaining.

THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH ANOTHER PERSON

Have a water gargling contest
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Put a glassful of water in your mouth and see how long you can keep gargling for. Award yourself extra points for loud and amusing gargling noises, and minus points if you laugh.

Stare at the back of someone's head until they turn around
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
This works on the "I have the feeling I'm being watched" principle. Conduct an experiment-does this really work?

Have a "Who is less competitive" competition
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Trying to win at this will make you lose. Trying to lose makes you win which makes you lose. Not trying at all makes you lose which makes you win which makes you lose.

Pick up a dog so it can see things from your point of view
(Amusement Potential: 3-5 minutes)
Think about it: your dog has only seen the house from a viewpoint from 6" to 2' high (15 to 60 cm for all you metric fans). It's never seen the tops of counters, what you keep on your desk, the tops of shelves, etc. Try looking at things from its point of view, too.

Pull out a hair, stick in someone's ear
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
Best done to sleeping people. Added challenge in having no one else around, because then you can't blame it on anyone else. Try to beat your record number of times before the person catches on.

Pour water in hand, make sneeze noise, throw water on back of person's neck
(Amusement Potential: 5-15 minutes)
Always a good gag. For an even bigger reaction out of the person, act like you're not sorry at all for what they think you did. Comment inste1ad on how big that sneeze was or about how there was a lot of mucus in that one.
--------------------------------------------------If you are still bored after doing all these things,then get a life!JKJK!:3
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posted by nmdis
"Gift Of A Friend"


Sometimes you think you'll be fine by yourself
Cause a dream is a wish that you make all alone
It's easy to feel like you don't need help
But it's harder to walk on your own

You'll change inside
When you realize

The world comes to life
And everything's bright
From beginning to end
When you have a friend
By your side
That helps you to find
The beauty you are
When you open your heart
And believe in
The gift of a friend
The gift of a friend

Someone who knows when you're lost and you're scared
There through the highs and the lows
Someone to count on, someone who cares
Beside you...
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posted by mimivilee
Hello everyone!

On the 23rd of November I am meeting Matt Smith (the 11th Doctor) for a photo shoot, and a signing! I am very lucky, I know.

I know how much you all want to say something to Matt Smith, so I want you to give me messages you want to say to him, for me to put in a massive card I am going to get him.

This is the perfect opportunity for you all to thank Matt, or just let him know of your existence!

You can either Submit what you want to say Here: www.ontheangelside.tumblr.com/submit

OR email me what you want to say at this address: mattsmithletters@gmail.com

If you have any questions either email me, or send me a question HERE:

www.ontheangelside.tumblr.com/ask





THANK YOU! Please send me things, I would hate to have an empty card!
posted by nivi20997
Hello everybody!

I'm just here to tell you about a stalker for me on Fanpop.

I know that guy and we were friends last November. I loved chatting with him.

He had told me about his ex-girlfriend. And she also was my friend on fanpop.

He slowly started talking bad about his ex. I didn't like it at all!

One day, he told me that he has feelings for me. I explained him in the very best way that I don't want to get in a relationship.

I thought he was a good guy till then. And later his ex-girlfriend told to me that he is a BIG FLIRT!

And later I came to know that he deactivated his account.

And now he keeps stalking me with all his new accounts.

I seriously don't know how to get rid of him....

Just help me, by telling how to solve this...
posted by aimikazeee
She heard his breath in her ear. “Are you stroking yourself for me, thinking about my mouth on you, Niall?” Lacey whispered into into the phone imagining him aroused and stiff heightened her own desires and she felt a pulse inside of her, between her legs, the beginning of moistening. She let loose a primal sound, envisioning his hard member as her free hand snaked under her shirt to her breast, stroking the side and lightly caressing the hard nub upon it. “I’m right with you, baby.” She told him across an ocean. “I’m touching myself. You like it when I play with myself when I...
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Rachel’s POV:

I went step by step towards the covers. Before I could find out who it was actually, he or she got out of the covers. You know what? It’s none other than, Mr. Andrew Fedrer!
Yes, he was under my covers.
Wait! What was he doing under my tent?
“W-what are you doing here?” I made them to spill out somehow.
“Did you see the unfinished one?”
I nodded.
“Yeah! That’s nine and do you mind if I stay here?” he asked me.
My heart wanted me to say NO. But my mind wanted me to ask him “Why are you here if your friends are out?” The battle between my heart and mind ended with...
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posted by purplepep4
i'm the one in the middle with the brown hair!
i'm the one in the middle with the brown hair!
Hey! Everybody yesterday (4-19-2012) was mustache day! So who ever didn't wear a mustache you should of! You want to know why? Then i will tell you!(not!)(no i will tell you!) Cuz mustaches are awesome! i know your jelly! why? Cuz you don't have an awesome mustache like me! ( in your face!) ^_^ I'm sorry for hurting your feelings. It's just that I have a awesome mustache and you don't! i need to go to my interview now if you like you can stick around.
person 1: so how much do you like mustaches?
me: well this is the only time i will have a mustache till next year so.....idk!
person 1:come on...
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posted by pure-angel
You must look into other people as well as at them. Lord Chesterfield

A good deed is never lost: he who sows courtesy reaps friendship; and he who plants kindness gathers love.
Basil

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners.
Lord Chesterfield

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them.
J. G. Holland

To rejoice in another's prosperity, is to give content to your own lot: to mitigate another's grief, is to alleviate or dispel your own.
Thomas Edwards

Hear the meaning within the...
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Dress Up Websites

link - An awesome Doll-maker website where you can make things like angels, pirates, and animals. My personal favorite are the element girls. The artwork on all the games are really beautiful.
link - Another Doll-making website. The only difference is that you can create a profile, write stories to go along with your dolls, and make friends.
link - A dollmaking website with new games made every day. The graphics are amazingly real and the clothes are adorable!
link - A cool website where you design the clothes yourself!
link - A website with links to hundreds of dress-up and design...
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CAUTION:there will most likely be consequences!!

1. Follow them around the house while giggling loudly.
2. Moo whenever they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh.
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
11. Go around the house saying: "Beep, beep!" Then hit your head with a book.
12. Have a lively conversation with a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary...
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posted by hrsagar
A boy had cancer & he had 1 month to live . He love a girl who was working in a CD shop. Bu t he didn't tell her about his . Everyday he went 2 the CD shop & bought a CD 2 talk to her . But he found she never said anything to him. After a month he died . When the girl went to his home & asked abt him , his mom told that he died & took her to his room . She saw all CDs r unopened . The girl cryed & cryed....;-(
Finally she also died .
* u know why ???
Bcoz she kept her own love letters inside the CD packs. So it means , she also loved her !!
So if u love some1 say 2 her/him directly . Don't wait 4 the destiny of role.............
posted by lloonny
-Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

-The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.


-The road to success is always under construction.

-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

-If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

-After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Guys, I just want to say. I am so so glad that I've discovered fanpop. I've met some amazing people, I've read some inspiring things, and through fanpop I've gained confidence, and I've realized that I'm not alone in this world, there are other people going through what I go through. I've discovered reasons to back up what I believed before, which has made me believe them even more. I've had some amusing conversations, I've learnt things that I had no idea I didn't know, and I just want to say thanks. Thanks for being here when no one else was. I've been able to talk open-mindedly, gain support...
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posted by kitkat709477
Girl Facts--- When a girl is mean to you after a break-up she wants you back but she is too scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever! When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile. When a girl bumps into your arm, while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand. When she wants a hug she will just stand there. When you break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later. When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When a girl is stops arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at...
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posted by justinbieberfw
1.) start looking at the stuff they have in the cart saying things like "eww who likes this" "thats a fashion nightmere" ect.

2.) ask random ppl if there bob. if they say yes, then say y r u sayin yes. "y r u talkin 2 me". and start cryin

3.) start singing Barney songs as loud as u can

4.) go up to random ppl and say "tag, ur it"

5.) start giving ppl fashion tips. "o that shirt is so last fall" " those pants? big no no" " o and dont even getme started on those shoes"

6.) go up 2 sum1, talk till they talk. then say " srry im not spose 2 talk 2 starngers"

7.) hit pplwith meat and say "glad to meat ya

8.) go up 2 a women and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"

9.) go up 2 men and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"

10.) start pokein a person, wen they look act like u r payin attention to sumthing else. then keep poken and doin the same thing
posted by simpleplan
really don't hate you, I'm just severely allergic to stupidity

I'm not having a battle of wits with you, I refuse to fight a unarmed opponent

Who ever says "words can't hurt you" has never been hit in the face with a dictionary

People say money can't buy happiness. They LIE. Money can buy a jet-ski. You ever see anyone unhappy on a jet-ski? Well?

Wants to know...If guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids

Everyone's entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege

Why yes, I do frequently burst out in...
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