A/N: Okay, this article sucks, 'cause I suck at writing, and you're gonna hate it and tell me so. Just saying. Anyway, I just felt like doing this, so there. Don't like it, don't read it. It's as simple as that. Oh, yeah, and I wrote this before I actually wrote the article, so don't blame me if it turns out crappier than I thought. It's not my fault. Well, okay, it is, since I wrote it, but who cares. like I said before, don't like, don't read. And wow, this is turning out to be a very long Authors Note...

Okay, so (if you hadn't noticed it already) my user name is My8thUsername. Well, technically it's not, since I didn't get a chance to use the others, but still. It's just Fanpop being Fanpop.
So, it started with [InsertUsernameHere], which is one of my favorite usernames and I use it whenever I get a chance. Then mean old Fanpop said it was too long, 15 characters max. What kind of a rule is that? Anyway, even if it was short enough, somebody would probably have used it already. So I shortened it to [InsertUsername], but even that was too long. So I made it [Username]. It was then that I was told that '['s were not allowed. So I changed it to InsertUsername. Someone already had that. Then it was Username. Someone had that, too. Then MyUsername. Same story. Then TheBestUsername. Finally, I got so fed up (I went through SEVEN usernames already!) I decided to make my 8th username My8thUsername. Ironic, huh?
Finally, SOMETHING worked! 8 must be my lucky number.

A/N: See, I told you it would suck! I must be psychic. The end was espetially bad...Oh, well, once I post this, I can just forget about it for ever. BTW, if anybody out there actually HAS these names, there's no offense meant. You just happened to have these brilliant ideas before me. I can't help it that you signed in here first. Well, bye!