Dear Twilight fans,
Edward is a FAIRY.
Sincerely, Logic
-----------------------------------------
Dear push down and twist medicine bottles,
Not every one can multitask.
Sincerely, I.need.my.meds.
-----------------------------------------
Dear teacher,
Why didn't I go to the bathroom during lunch?
BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE TO THEN!
Sincerely, Annoyed Student
-----------------------------------------
Dear iPod,
You fought bravely. But stay out of the laundry next time.
Sincerely, Washing Machine
-----------------------------------------
Dear Parents,
I'm starting to realize that when you send me to my room after
An argument it means you _______.
A) had no comeback
B) realized I was right
C) both
Sincerely, The Troublemaker
P.S. LET ME OUT OF HERE!
-----------------------------------------
Dear men with receding hair,
Growing extreme amounts of facial hair does not distract
from the fact that you are loosing hair. Sorry.
Sincerely, Someone who isn't fooled
-----------------------------------------
Dear Mom,
I'm 16 now. Can I PLEASE get a bra
Sincerely, Your Daughter Justin Bieber
-----------------------------------------
Dear person reading this,
You're here because you're actively procrastinating or avoiding real work, aren't you? It's OK...me too.
Sincerely, I'll work tomorrow
-----------------------------------------
Dear Atheists,
Oh man you guys are screwed.
Sincerely, God
-----------------------------------------
Dear Buffy
We have a new assignment for you.
His name is Edward.
Sincerely, K
-----------------------------------------
Dear Waldo,
Please return my invisibility cloak ASAP.
Sincerely, H. Potter
-----------------------------------------
Dear Stephenie Meyer,
I'm sorry your fans are so obnoxious. Try using less glitter.
Sincerely, J.K. Rowling
-----------------------------------------
Dear Students
I know when you're texting. No one just looks down at their crotch and smiles
Sincerely, Your Teacher
-----------------------------------------
Dear 6,
really. there is no need to fear me. I DIDN'T. EAT. NINE.
Sincerely, 7
-----------------------------------------
Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain. No one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely, Sara Palin
-----------------------------------------
Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Marco...
Sincerely, United States
-----------------------------------------
Dear Facebook,
Just wait, one day they'll abandon you as well.
Sincerely, Myspace
-----------------------------------------
Dear Math,
Please grow up and solve your own stupid problems! I don't have time for yours AND mine!
Sincerely, Screw the Value of X
-----------------------------------------
Dear Nazis,
You did WHATTTTT?!??!??!?!?!
I said I hate JUICE!
Sincerely, Hitler
-----------------------------------------
Dear Voldemort,
A couple of lies would take care of that.
Sincerely, Pinocchio
-----------------------------------------
Dear God,
Please give us Michael Jackson back, we'll let you have Justin Biebz!
Sincerely, Anonymous.
-----------------------------------------
Dear Fork,
I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is spork. He has your hair.
Sincerely, Spoon
-----------------------------------------
Dear Obama,
I'm really happy for you and imma let you finish, but Franklin D Roosevelt had one of the best economic
recoveries of all time. Of all time!
Sincerely, Kanye West
-----------------------------------------
Dear Edward,
You're doing it wrong.
Sincerely, Dracula
-----------------------------------------
Dear Justin Bieber,
Roses are red, violets are blue. If I had a water bottle, I'd throw it at you.
Sincerely, Anonymous
-----------------------------------------
Dear MapQuest,
Please add an "avoid ghetto" option.
Sincerely, Scared
-----------------------------------------
Dear CatDog,
Please tell me how you use the restroom. I have wondered for so long.
Sincerely, a confused fan
-----------------------------------------
Dear Mr. Timberlake,
Sorry, you cannot bring sexy back without proof of purchase.
Sincerely, Wal-Mart
-----------------------------------------
Dear people who complain about our generation,
Remember who raised us.
Sincerely, your kids
-----------------------------------------
Dear Americans,
We totally agree with you about illegal immigration. Please allow us to show you to the nearest airport.
Sincerely, Native Americans
-----------------------------------------
Dear Edward,
Only I watch Bella sleep (so i know if she's been bad or good)! GOT IT??!!
Sincerely, Santa
-----------------------------------------
Dear girls who tormented me in 7th grade because I was smarter than you,
I need you to work overtime tomorrow.
Sincerely, your boss
-----------------------------------------
Dear Katy Perry,
I liked the kiss too.
Sincerely, Justin Bieber
-----------------------------------------
Dear Noah,
It's ok, we caught the train to Hogwarts instead.
We need no Arcs, The Unicorns and Dragons
-----------------------------------------
Dear Disney Channel,
What the HECK have you done with this place?!
Sincerely, Walt
-----------------------------------------
Dear parents,
Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.
It's not our fault, it's how you raised us!
Sincerely, teenagers everywhere
-----------------------------------------
Dear Miley,
Wow, this is awkward. You weren't invited...
Sincerely, The USA
-----------------------------------------
Dear Stephenie Meyer,
Please make another book in the Twilight series. My fireplace is running low on fuel.
Sincerely, Anonymous
-----------------------------------------
Dear Avatar,
Pocahontas called, she wants her story line back.
Sincerely, Disney
Dear Stride Gum,
Don't make flavor changing gum. Trust me, I tried it and a girl ended up as a giant blueberry.
Sincerely, Willy Wonka
-----------------------------------------
Dear World,
I think we should seriously consider changing the saying to, 'There are plenty of birds in the sky.' Thoughts?
Sincerely, BP
-----------------------------------------
Dear Facebook,
Congratulations on becoming a verb. Welcome to the club.
Sincerely, Google
-----------------------------------------
Dear Spongebob Squarepants,
You're yellow, you can't drive, and you do Karate. You thought we wouldn't notice?
Sincerely, the Asians
-----------------------------------------
Dear Eve,
If you doomed the entire human race for an apple... What would you have done for a Klondike Bar?
Sincerely, Humanity
-----------------------------------------
Dear Mario,
Yea, it's every princess's dream to be rescued by a fat plumber with a weird mustache.
Sincerely, Princess Peach
-----------------------------------------
Dear "ppl hoo tawk lyk dis",
We are coming for you.
Sincerely, The Grammar Nazis
-----------------------------------------
Dear John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt,
Your name is my name too!
Sincerely, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
-----------------------------------------
Dear Girls,
We hate periods too.
Sincerely, Commas
-----------------------------------------
Dear Internet,
Please stop with the talking ads that start on their own.
Sincerely, I just had a heart attack
-----------------------------------------
Dear Santa,
How much for the list with all the naughty girls on it?
Sincerely, Teenage Boy
-----------------------------------------
Dear Walmart,
Why are you selling Obama Christmas ornaments? Does this mean you condone hanging black men from trees?
Sincerely, a confused customer
-----------------------------------------
Dear gangsters,
I would pants you, but it looks like someone beat me to it.
Sincerely, Anonymous
-----------------------------------------
Dear Death,
We'll trade Dobby for Justin Bieber.
Sincerely, the world
-----------------------------------------
Dear Skittles manufacturer,
Clearly someone failed their colors of the rainbow test.
Sincerely, blue
-----------------------------------------
Dear Toaster,
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
Sincerely, Toast
-----------------------------------------
Dear Travelers,
You won't see London and you won't see France, until we see your underpants!
Sincerely, TSA Officers
-----------------------------------------
Dear Old Navy,
Please stop with the creepy mannequin commercials.
Sincerely, all of America
-----------------------------------------
Dear High School Musical,
Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
Sincerely, Glee
-----------------------------------------
Dear Edward,
I really hope that one day, I can find my way into your heart.
Sincerely, a stake
-----------------------------------------
Dear people who say they're ninja when they catch things after dropping them,
Ninjas don't drop things.
Sincerely, a ninja
-----------------------------------------
Dear Mathematicians,
Here's a hint: X will always equal 10.
Sincerely, The Romans
-----------------------------------------
Dear America,
Please understand that saying all Muslim people are terrorists is like saying all Americans are like the people on Jersey Shore.
Sincerely, Sane People
-----------------------------------------
Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a jerk
Sincerely, The Titanic
-----------------------------------------
Dear USA,
Why is it that 25 states allow 1st cousins to marry but only 6 states allow gay marriage?
Sincerely, confused American boy
-----------------------------------------
Dear Pluto,
I still think you're a planet. Don't lose hope.
Sincerely, Me
-----------------------------------------
Dear Sesame Street,
Please go back to the way you were, when oscar lived in a trash can not a recycling bin, Vegetable monster was Cookie monster, and Bert and Ernie were still on the show because everyone thought they were brothers.
Sincerely, Sick of political correctness
-----------------------------------------
Dear Teachers,
If we all failed the test, it doesn't mean that we didn't study; It means you're a terrible teacher.
Sincerely, Students
-----------------------------------------
Dear America,
If all Muslims were terrorists, you'd all be dead by now.
Sincerely, Peaceful Muslims all over the world
-----------------------------------------
Dear Tortoise,
Oh please, I let you win.
Sincerely, The Hare
-----------------------------------------
Dear Tom,
Just kill Jerry, already! You're embarrassing the rest of us...
Sincerely, cats of the world.
-----------------------------------------
Dear Plumbers of the World,
Its called wearing overalls. How do you think Mario landed a princess?
Sincerely, Just Say No to Crack
-----------------------------------------
Dear TLC channel,
Your overwhelming obsession and fetish with little people and families with a million kids is sort of freaking people out.
Sincerely, creeped.
-----------------------------------------
Dear final paper,
What time are you due exactly? I need to plan my crash accordingly.
Sincerely, laptop.
-----------------------------------------
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Edward is a FAIRY.
Sincerely, Logic
-----------------------------------------
Dear push down and twist medicine bottles,
Not every one can multitask.
Sincerely, I.need.my.meds.
-----------------------------------------
Dear teacher,
Why didn't I go to the bathroom during lunch?
BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE TO THEN!
Sincerely, Annoyed Student
-----------------------------------------
Dear iPod,
You fought bravely. But stay out of the laundry next time.
Sincerely, Washing Machine
-----------------------------------------
Dear Parents,
I'm starting to realize that when you send me to my room after
An argument it means you _______.
A) had no comeback
B) realized I was right
C) both
Sincerely, The Troublemaker
P.S. LET ME OUT OF HERE!
-----------------------------------------
Dear men with receding hair,
Growing extreme amounts of facial hair does not distract
from the fact that you are loosing hair. Sorry.
Sincerely, Someone who isn't fooled
-----------------------------------------
Dear Mom,
I'm 16 now. Can I PLEASE get a bra
Sincerely, Your Daughter Justin Bieber
-----------------------------------------
Dear person reading this,
You're here because you're actively procrastinating or avoiding real work, aren't you? It's OK...me too.
Sincerely, I'll work tomorrow
-----------------------------------------
Dear Atheists,
Oh man you guys are screwed.
Sincerely, God
-----------------------------------------
Dear Buffy
We have a new assignment for you.
His name is Edward.
Sincerely, K
-----------------------------------------
Dear Waldo,
Please return my invisibility cloak ASAP.
Sincerely, H. Potter
-----------------------------------------
Dear Stephenie Meyer,
I'm sorry your fans are so obnoxious. Try using less glitter.
Sincerely, J.K. Rowling
-----------------------------------------
Dear Students
I know when you're texting. No one just looks down at their crotch and smiles
Sincerely, Your Teacher
-----------------------------------------
Dear 6,
really. there is no need to fear me. I DIDN'T. EAT. NINE.
Sincerely, 7
-----------------------------------------
Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain. No one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely, Sara Palin
-----------------------------------------
Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Marco...
Sincerely, United States
-----------------------------------------
Dear Facebook,
Just wait, one day they'll abandon you as well.
Sincerely, Myspace
-----------------------------------------
Dear Math,
Please grow up and solve your own stupid problems! I don't have time for yours AND mine!
Sincerely, Screw the Value of X
-----------------------------------------
Dear Nazis,
You did WHATTTTT?!??!??!?!?!
I said I hate JUICE!
Sincerely, Hitler
-----------------------------------------
Dear Voldemort,
A couple of lies would take care of that.
Sincerely, Pinocchio
-----------------------------------------
Dear God,
Please give us Michael Jackson back, we'll let you have Justin Biebz!
Sincerely, Anonymous.
-----------------------------------------
Dear Fork,
I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is spork. He has your hair.
Sincerely, Spoon
-----------------------------------------
Dear Obama,
I'm really happy for you and imma let you finish, but Franklin D Roosevelt had one of the best economic
recoveries of all time. Of all time!
Sincerely, Kanye West
-----------------------------------------
Dear Edward,
You're doing it wrong.
Sincerely, Dracula
-----------------------------------------
Dear Justin Bieber,
Roses are red, violets are blue. If I had a water bottle, I'd throw it at you.
Sincerely, Anonymous
-----------------------------------------
Dear MapQuest,
Please add an "avoid ghetto" option.
Sincerely, Scared
-----------------------------------------
Dear CatDog,
Please tell me how you use the restroom. I have wondered for so long.
Sincerely, a confused fan
-----------------------------------------
Dear Mr. Timberlake,
Sorry, you cannot bring sexy back without proof of purchase.
Sincerely, Wal-Mart
-----------------------------------------
Dear people who complain about our generation,
Remember who raised us.
Sincerely, your kids
-----------------------------------------
Dear Americans,
We totally agree with you about illegal immigration. Please allow us to show you to the nearest airport.
Sincerely, Native Americans
-----------------------------------------
Dear Edward,
Only I watch Bella sleep (so i know if she's been bad or good)! GOT IT??!!
Sincerely, Santa
-----------------------------------------
Dear girls who tormented me in 7th grade because I was smarter than you,
I need you to work overtime tomorrow.
Sincerely, your boss
-----------------------------------------
Dear Katy Perry,
I liked the kiss too.
Sincerely, Justin Bieber
-----------------------------------------
Dear Noah,
It's ok, we caught the train to Hogwarts instead.
We need no Arcs, The Unicorns and Dragons
-----------------------------------------
Dear Disney Channel,
What the HECK have you done with this place?!
Sincerely, Walt
-----------------------------------------
Dear parents,
Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.
It's not our fault, it's how you raised us!
Sincerely, teenagers everywhere
-----------------------------------------
Dear Miley,
Wow, this is awkward. You weren't invited...
Sincerely, The USA
-----------------------------------------
Dear Stephenie Meyer,
Please make another book in the Twilight series. My fireplace is running low on fuel.
Sincerely, Anonymous
-----------------------------------------
Dear Avatar,
Pocahontas called, she wants her story line back.
Sincerely, Disney
Dear Stride Gum,
Don't make flavor changing gum. Trust me, I tried it and a girl ended up as a giant blueberry.
Sincerely, Willy Wonka
-----------------------------------------
Dear World,
I think we should seriously consider changing the saying to, 'There are plenty of birds in the sky.' Thoughts?
Sincerely, BP
-----------------------------------------
Dear Facebook,
Congratulations on becoming a verb. Welcome to the club.
Sincerely, Google
-----------------------------------------
Dear Spongebob Squarepants,
You're yellow, you can't drive, and you do Karate. You thought we wouldn't notice?
Sincerely, the Asians
-----------------------------------------
Dear Eve,
If you doomed the entire human race for an apple... What would you have done for a Klondike Bar?
Sincerely, Humanity
-----------------------------------------
Dear Mario,
Yea, it's every princess's dream to be rescued by a fat plumber with a weird mustache.
Sincerely, Princess Peach
-----------------------------------------
Dear "ppl hoo tawk lyk dis",
We are coming for you.
Sincerely, The Grammar Nazis
-----------------------------------------
Dear John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt,
Your name is my name too!
Sincerely, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
-----------------------------------------
Dear Girls,
We hate periods too.
Sincerely, Commas
-----------------------------------------
Dear Internet,
Please stop with the talking ads that start on their own.
Sincerely, I just had a heart attack
-----------------------------------------
Dear Santa,
How much for the list with all the naughty girls on it?
Sincerely, Teenage Boy
-----------------------------------------
Dear Walmart,
Why are you selling Obama Christmas ornaments? Does this mean you condone hanging black men from trees?
Sincerely, a confused customer
-----------------------------------------
Dear gangsters,
I would pants you, but it looks like someone beat me to it.
Sincerely, Anonymous
-----------------------------------------
Dear Death,
We'll trade Dobby for Justin Bieber.
Sincerely, the world
-----------------------------------------
Dear Skittles manufacturer,
Clearly someone failed their colors of the rainbow test.
Sincerely, blue
-----------------------------------------
Dear Toaster,
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
Sincerely, Toast
-----------------------------------------
Dear Travelers,
You won't see London and you won't see France, until we see your underpants!
Sincerely, TSA Officers
-----------------------------------------
Dear Old Navy,
Please stop with the creepy mannequin commercials.
Sincerely, all of America
-----------------------------------------
Dear High School Musical,
Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
Sincerely, Glee
-----------------------------------------
Dear Edward,
I really hope that one day, I can find my way into your heart.
Sincerely, a stake
-----------------------------------------
Dear people who say they're ninja when they catch things after dropping them,
Ninjas don't drop things.
Sincerely, a ninja
-----------------------------------------
Dear Mathematicians,
Here's a hint: X will always equal 10.
Sincerely, The Romans
-----------------------------------------
Dear America,
Please understand that saying all Muslim people are terrorists is like saying all Americans are like the people on Jersey Shore.
Sincerely, Sane People
-----------------------------------------
Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a jerk
Sincerely, The Titanic
-----------------------------------------
Dear USA,
Why is it that 25 states allow 1st cousins to marry but only 6 states allow gay marriage?
Sincerely, confused American boy
-----------------------------------------
Dear Pluto,
I still think you're a planet. Don't lose hope.
Sincerely, Me
-----------------------------------------
Dear Sesame Street,
Please go back to the way you were, when oscar lived in a trash can not a recycling bin, Vegetable monster was Cookie monster, and Bert and Ernie were still on the show because everyone thought they were brothers.
Sincerely, Sick of political correctness
-----------------------------------------
Dear Teachers,
If we all failed the test, it doesn't mean that we didn't study; It means you're a terrible teacher.
Sincerely, Students
-----------------------------------------
Dear America,
If all Muslims were terrorists, you'd all be dead by now.
Sincerely, Peaceful Muslims all over the world
-----------------------------------------
Dear Tortoise,
Oh please, I let you win.
Sincerely, The Hare
-----------------------------------------
Dear Tom,
Just kill Jerry, already! You're embarrassing the rest of us...
Sincerely, cats of the world.
-----------------------------------------
Dear Plumbers of the World,
Its called wearing overalls. How do you think Mario landed a princess?
Sincerely, Just Say No to Crack
-----------------------------------------
Dear TLC channel,
Your overwhelming obsession and fetish with little people and families with a million kids is sort of freaking people out.
Sincerely, creeped.
-----------------------------------------
Dear final paper,
What time are you due exactly? I need to plan my crash accordingly.
Sincerely, laptop.
-----------------------------------------
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