Just some of my favorite quotes.
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•Dance like your vagina's on fire.
•Don't be a dick just grow one.
•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him or erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.
•If you want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.
•How can I go forward when I don't know which way I'm facing.
•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.
•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up on you when everyone else said stop trying.
•Smart has the plan, Stupid has the stories.
•1 Universe, 9 Planets, 204 Countries, 7 Seas, 6 Billion People, and I only want you.
•Just 'cause you're breathing, doesn't mean you're alive.
•We all have scars.We all have stories.
•Shut Up, I wear heels bigger than your dick.
•Love sucks, True love swallows.
•We stopped checking for monsters under our bed when we realized they're inside of us.
•Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too.They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.
•Some people believe in God. I believe in music. Some people pray, I turn up the radio.
•Some people care too much, I thinks it's called love.
•The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off.
•My head screamed no.My heart whispered yes.Reality told me not to, but hope told me to give it a shot.
•Life is like a taxi. The meter keeps ticking whether you're getting somewhere or standing still.
•Words are like bullets.They kill as good as any gun.
•Science flies you to the moon, religion into skyscrapers.
•You deserve a handjob from Edward Scissorhand.
•Don't let the past and useless details choke your existence.
•If someone hurts you, make the bitch pay.
•Don't look back, unless it's a good view.
•Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.
•Never regret what once made you happy.
•I hate when people say I look miserable when I'm just sitting there. Do I need to paint a smile on my face all the time?
•Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest.
•We don't have a million years. Nobody does, my love.
•There was a difference what you said and what you did.
•11.) Reading old conversations over, and over.
•Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end.
•Telling someone why you love them is like explaining what water taste like.
•Sometimes you need a breakdown. Like yelling at everyone, cry until you fall and can't breathe.Then you feel better. And if you don't, then atleast people know you're not okay.
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•Dance like your vagina's on fire.
•Don't be a dick just grow one.
•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him or erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.
•If you want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.
•How can I go forward when I don't know which way I'm facing.
•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.
•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up on you when everyone else said stop trying.
•Smart has the plan, Stupid has the stories.
•1 Universe, 9 Planets, 204 Countries, 7 Seas, 6 Billion People, and I only want you.
•Just 'cause you're breathing, doesn't mean you're alive.
•We all have scars.We all have stories.
•Shut Up, I wear heels bigger than your dick.
•Love sucks, True love swallows.
•We stopped checking for monsters under our bed when we realized they're inside of us.
•Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too.They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.
•Some people believe in God. I believe in music. Some people pray, I turn up the radio.
•Some people care too much, I thinks it's called love.
•The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off.
•My head screamed no.My heart whispered yes.Reality told me not to, but hope told me to give it a shot.
•Life is like a taxi. The meter keeps ticking whether you're getting somewhere or standing still.
•Words are like bullets.They kill as good as any gun.
•Science flies you to the moon, religion into skyscrapers.
•You deserve a handjob from Edward Scissorhand.
•Don't let the past and useless details choke your existence.
•If someone hurts you, make the bitch pay.
•Don't look back, unless it's a good view.
•Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.
•Never regret what once made you happy.
•I hate when people say I look miserable when I'm just sitting there. Do I need to paint a smile on my face all the time?
•Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest.
•We don't have a million years. Nobody does, my love.
•There was a difference what you said and what you did.
•11.) Reading old conversations over, and over.
•Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end.
•Telling someone why you love them is like explaining what water taste like.
•Sometimes you need a breakdown. Like yelling at everyone, cry until you fall and can't breathe.Then you feel better. And if you don't, then atleast people know you're not okay.
Step 1: Form crush
Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook
Step 3: Talk to friends about crush
Step 4: Talk to family about crush
Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush
Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog
Step 7: Dream about crush
Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books
Step 9: Fall in love with crush
Step 10: Imagine having babies with crush
Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day
Step 12: Cry at night because of crush
Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush
Step 14: Dress to impress crush
Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice
Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush
Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter
Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc
Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house
Step 20: Never ask crush out
The End.
Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook
Step 3: Talk to friends about crush
Step 4: Talk to family about crush
Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush
Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog
Step 7: Dream about crush
Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books
Step 9: Fall in love with crush
Step 10: Imagine having babies with crush
Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day
Step 12: Cry at night because of crush
Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush
Step 14: Dress to impress crush
Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice
Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush
Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter
Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc
Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house
Step 20: Never ask crush out
The End.
#1: BLAND PROTAGONISTS:
It mostly seems to be female protagonists.
They just don't care for anything, they look like they don't even want to be in this film..
#2; MAIN CHARACTERS ARE ASSHOLES:
And these are the GOOD guys.
#3: JUMP SCARES:
Just stop.. Maybe you can try having actual SCARY stuff.
Weird images, dark shadows, that type of stuff..
#4: VILLAIN WON'T SHUT THE HELL UP:
You have him at gun point, and he's tied to a chair.. Fucking shoot him already!
#5: TRAGIC VILLAIN:
I don't mind this one, it often works.
But still, can't he just be evil, for the sake of being evil.
Like Michael Myer's in the original film?
#6: POINTLESS REMAKES:
Stop.. Just stop.
It mostly seems to be female protagonists.
They just don't care for anything, they look like they don't even want to be in this film..
#2; MAIN CHARACTERS ARE ASSHOLES:
And these are the GOOD guys.
#3: JUMP SCARES:
Just stop.. Maybe you can try having actual SCARY stuff.
Weird images, dark shadows, that type of stuff..
#4: VILLAIN WON'T SHUT THE HELL UP:
You have him at gun point, and he's tied to a chair.. Fucking shoot him already!
#5: TRAGIC VILLAIN:
I don't mind this one, it often works.
But still, can't he just be evil, for the sake of being evil.
Like Michael Myer's in the original film?
#6: POINTLESS REMAKES:
Stop.. Just stop.