(if you don’t know “Code Geass” or at least WHAT geass itself is, you’ll end up kinda lost, & this is meant to take place AFTER chapter 4 of my ‘Scourge rape trap’ installations, which has already been posted…YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED-! So no complaints)
-Scourge~to Scintillant: “YOU did this-DIDN’T YOU- - -!!!!-?”grinding his teeth like never before. She was almost too overcome w/ laughter to respond coherently;
-Scintillant: “- - -no- - -I SWEAR- - -to actual- -GOD- - - -I didn’t- - -<burst of laughter>-the other fans did this- -by –them –SE-LVES - -!!!!!<another burst of laughter>” practically rolling on the floor now. His thoughts staggered in his head & came out his mouth in incomplete sentences;
-Scourge: “no- - this is- - YOU had to have-they wouldn’t DARE have-THIS IS SCOURGE FANDOM BLASPHEMY!!!!!” almost spazzing. This just made Scintillant laugh harder. He was torn between scolding her & ripping the heads off the fans responsible or it all.
-Sonic: “… … …Do I have a say at all- - -??”
-Scourge~whipping to him briefly: “-NOO-shut up!!!”
-Sonic: “…but I just meant- -“
-Scourge~cutting him off: “-I SAID ‘NO’, SHITPANTS-!!!” & returns to fussing w/ the situation.
-Sonic~thinking: “… …nevermind I’m not WEARING pants- -& pretty much never do…!” w/ a bit of humor.
-Scintillant: “-HE DOESN’T WEAR PANTS- -!!!!!” & she has another reason to keep laughing. & she IS on the floor, now. Sonic worries for her health a bit, but decides to be glad she’s happy- -& distracted
-Sonic~grabbing Scourge by the arm: “-dude, if you’d just LISTEN- -“ but Scourge’s outburst cuts him off ;
-Scourge~ripping arm away, acting a bit freaked: “- -gAH-!!! –don’t TOUCH me, right now!!”
-Scintillant~muttering breathlessly: “-too easyyyyyy-!!” ~louder: “-so he can TOUCH you LATER-??-!<laugh> hear that, guys-?!”~indicating the fans who set this all up: “-tune in LATER for your yaoi- -!!!!” rolling in a merry fit.
-Sonic~a bit frustrated w/ her: “…you’re not helping, right now…!”
-Scintillant~breathlessly: “…try me LATER…-!!” thinking that to be a funny pun on Scourge’s previous comment. The situation is calmed some by this, as both Sonic & Scourge are ‘humbled’ by her weak joke, draining some of their energy in the way of any buzz-killer. In her hyped up state, even the smallest things would seem hilarious.
Sonic takes advantage of the moment;
-Sonic: “anyway…what I MEANT was I AGREE w/ you on this!”
-Scourge: “!-oh… …I still don’t want you to touch me.”
-Sonic: “-again- -we agree. Now-what do we do about this?”
-Scourge: “…T.T…just when I’m about to give you credit for having some brains, you prove to be a moron all over again-! We BAIL, dumbass!-!”
-Sonic: “T.T yeah, well, I didn’t know you had a way around all that LOCKS us here, DID I-??” knowing Scourge had no such thing, but throwing the attitude out there as a way of hinting their ACTUAL situation to Scourge.
-Scourge: “…what?”
-Sonic: “<sigh> …just when I was about to give you credit for having some BRAINS- - -!”
-Scourge~cutting him off w/ attitude: “-cut it the fuck out & SAY it… …where’s my warp ring-?-!”
-Sonic: “…NOW he’s catching on…! We’re STUCK here-! Just like you’re little ‘rape trap’, we’ve had the doors locked on us-though in this case we were shoved into a zone w/ no doors, just no exits at ALL…” Scourge takes a minute to look around & realizes he’s right- - -the yaoi obsessed fans set them up! …& wont let them go until they GET yaoi-! Sonic continues as Scourge tries to think of/find something to get them out: “They took your warp ring-probably using a pretty girl hitting on you-& smashed all the star posts that WERE here. THEY hold the way out…”
((I write as if it were an actual book(or try to)b/c the things/people I write about are too awesome to deserve less! They’re worth the effort. If you(reader) don’t put this much effort in, it doesn’t mean you’re not a real fan-just that you didn’t think it out much, & that’s ok- - it’s not your fault Scourge/ Shadow/ Sonic/ Silver/ Knuckles/ Zonic/ Cream/ Blaze/ Julie-su/ Mina/ Espio are sexily distracting. Plus-Orlando Bloom & Milia Jokovich are still hottening up the world- -WHO COULD CONCENTRATE?!!(well, I’m a freak, so I don’t count…)))
LET THE YAOI EPIC CONTINUE-!!!
-Scourge~refusing to accept: “oh- no- GOD- fucking- way- -!! … … …YOU DICK-OBSESSED FREAKS!!!! AT LEAST WHEN SCINTILLANT BRINGS IT UP SHE’S JOKING, &- -…wait-Scintillant-!!”~turning back to her: “…honey-??”grinning. She was still on the floor, but just vaguely chuckling now.
-Sonic~skeptical: “SHE’S stuck here, TOO, genius-!”
-Scourge~giving Sonic a look before: “…sweetness-? Be a dear & call Shadow, hm-??” loving up to her as if it were mild seduction.
-Sonic~surprised~thinking: “…why didn’t I think of that…?” sweatdropping at himself.
-Scintillant~chuckling becoming snickering: “…-I cant-!…-I gave them my phone-…!”
-Scourge: “-You WERE in on this-!!! I KNEW IT!!”
-Scintillant~shaking head~stumbling through giggles: “-n-no-!…-I had no id-e-a-!-!<snicker>”
-Sonic: “They didn’t even trust another Scourge fangirl-??”
-Scourge: “Exactly the POINT- -she was IN on it-it’s a homosexual CONSPIRACY- -!!!”
-Sonic~sweatdrop: “… …b/c THAT doesn’t sound nuts.” when he realized his unintentional joke, he chuckles to himself: “heh…’nuts’…!”
-Scourge: “DON’T ENCOURAGE HER-!!”
-Scintillant: “how could I have been ‘in on it’-?? None of these people KNOW me- -even ONLINE!”
-Scourge~calmed by the realization: “oh… …wait-so, then, WHY would you give them-you wouldn’t have, you’re PARANOID about safety & shit… … …T.T…Scintillant…? Who did you give your phone to-?”
-Sonic~thinking: “OH-! Whoever she gave her phone to is the one setting this up-! …I…don’t have to let SCOURGE know I hadn’t figured that out…”
-Scintillant~stronger giggles than ever: “…-that’s just it-!!!”
-Scourge~losing temper: “-That’s WHAT?!! WHO DID THIS, GODDAMMIT??!!!”
-Scintillant: “Sonic- -who did you meet w/ yesterday as the reason you were late to pick me up-???” not actually knowing the answer, but suspecting…
-Scourge~redirecting rage at Sonic: “you knew MORE about this-?!!”
-Scintillant: “You said you “could have SWORN it was just a few seconds, but turned around & it had been an hour”?”
Scourge froze in recognition- -he knew that sounded familiar, but…from WHERE…???
-Sonic: “um…this is freaky…he said that it had to do w/ a “surprise soon” & not to tell you unless you asked after a HUGE laughing fit…!” This ‘person’’s ability to predict that this would all make her laugh so much made her laugh AGAIN. (anyone else tired of that yet…? T.T)
-Scourge~torn between Scintillant & Sonic: “well, Jesus Christ-who IS it??!!!”
-Scintillant: “he gave you a ‘key phrase’ right?<snicker>…what was it-word for word?”
-Scourge: “who fucking cares about THAT-WHO WAS IT?!!”
-Sonic~confused: “… … “…& this is what happens when you wish on a star”…?” saying what the boy told him, but failing to understand any more than when he first heard it.
-Scourge/Sonic: “?!! … … …” they both begin zoning out & thin red glowing rings appear around the outer rims of their irises as their personalities change. They ease up, smiling carelessly & brows arching up in positivity. Scintillant tries to keep her inclining giggle-fit under control. Scourge hugs Sonic- -not platonically, either…
-Sonic~mindlessly: “Scintillant, Master Lelouch wants you to know that if you laughed so hard then you probably figured it out: he used geass on me & Scourge then set this up to put us in our place b/c we’re both too cocky!” happily, & as if he knew who Lelouch was even though he was just the creepy nameless guy that stalled him for an inexplicable hour once. He continues as Scourge dotes on him like a girl: “He also said the other fans are supposed to watch, so you probably wouldn’t do more than that, either, but you’re welcome to join!”
-Scintillant~blindsided: “uhhhhhhh-…..thaaaaaaaaaaaat’s okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy….! Heh…! Have Fun!”
-Scourge/Sonic~very happily: “-We WILL-gosaimas-! ^-^ ^-^” & they begin making out.
-Sciltillant~thinking: “this is actually kinda creepy…wish I had a CAMERA!! <laugh> ‘wish’-!!” ~something occurs to her: “…w/ the ‘key phrase’, I can make or threaten to make this happen ANY TIME I WANT-!!!”still only in her head.
-Sonic: “if you haven’t figured it out just yet, Master Lelouch asked me to tell you that you can use this on either of us anytime you want w/ the key phrase- -“ Scintillant smirks in a bit of annoyance at Lelouch’s ability to time her thought processes, something L/Batman can do, too…: “- -& it’s not limited to me being w/ Scourge…w/ me the geass command was to respond to the first person to warm up to me & Scourge’s was to become affectionate w/ whomever he’s looking at- -both after the key phrase is said, but you can cancel the commands w/ an ‘ending key phrase’.”
-Scintillant~thinking: “!…if Scourge finds out I have that & didn’t use it… … …”~out loud: “What is it?”
-Sonic~big smile: “I’m not supposed to tell you until we’re finished b/c Master Lelouch said you’d use it too soon out of sympathy!”
-Scintillant: “Sooo…you wont stop this- -ever- -until I use the end key phrase-??”grinning at the thought of the sheer cruelty of it all…But Lelouch wouldn’t go THAT far-!
-Sonic: “That’s right!” I stand corrected. He’s one cruel son of a biscuit. (the humor in the term ‘son of a biscuit’ is that’s it’s stupid. So, before complaining that it’s corny- -it’s SUPPOSED to be, morons…& I don’t use swear words to express myself. Only to express others. ^-^) Sonic & Scourge return to their ‘business’.
A few hours later, Sonic & Scourge ‘wake’ w/ their limited memories to see Scintillant waiting next to a portal/exit. Not knowing a thing, they leave.
-Sonic~to Scintillant: “So…what happened??”
-Scintillant: “^-^ I figured out Scourge’s ‘shitpants’ comment- -if you crapped enough & it dried, it would BE the pants-!!”
Sonic & Scourge pause, stunned, then-for different reasons-decide not to pursue that topic.
-Scourge: “aw-GOD- -why are my shoes- - - -?!” his own sense of dread cuts his sentence off. THIS part he remembered…!
-Sonic: “…Hey, mine are unbuckled, too. Huh…” he buckles them. Scourge watches w/ the same look of horror on his face as when he woke next to Silver. Sonic stands back up~smirking at Scourge: “What’s wrong? Can’t buckle your shoes w/out someone holding your HAND??” giving a laugh.
-Scourge~ears back, eyes narrowed: “I… … …don’t believe this… …” he ambles away, muttering some pretty gory intentions towards an unnamed individual who’s ‘freakishly tall & skinny’. Scintillant giggles.
-Sonic: “… You know something, don’t you, cupcake-?”
END!
I hope you enjoyed my yaoi story. It’s pretty much the only kind you’ll get under the circumstances: Scourge & Sonic being too straight. Sorry. It was fun, though!
<walks away singing “hello, goodbye” by the Beetles…>