This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin with the intro
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Hey Fluttershy, you smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, you are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Our story takes place in the year 1968. Twilight Sparkle has been a princess for an entire year, and America has experienced lots of change. As of right now, their army is fighting against the Vietnamese, and Shining Armor is one of the ponies that got drafted to fight in Vietnam.
American Ponies: *Running to cover while firing M16 rifles*
Vietnamese Ponies: *Returning fire with AK47's*
But, everyone in Pornstarville would experience a new enemy. It all started when Applebloom arrived at her school.
Applebloom: Howdy Sweetie Belle. Why are all of the students standing outside? Shouldn't we be in the school?
Sweetie Belle: Oh Applebloom! It's terrible! Cheerilee got fired!
Applebloom: What? Who would do that to Cheerilee?
Sweetie Belle: Some stallion that drives an orange car. Not only did he fire Cheerilee, but he also took Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon away. No one has seen them since.
Applebloom: We might be next.
Sweetie Belle: We were told to stay here until he returned. You're lucky he hasn't seen you yet.
Scootaloo: *Looks down the road, and sees an orange car coming* I don't know about that.
Sweetie Belle: Applebloom, you have to get out of here. Find someone to help us, and save Cheerilee, and the others if they haven't been killed yet.
Applebloom: Okay. *Sees a brown stallion get in a car, and hops in the back without the driver noticing*
Brown Stallion: *Drives the car with Applebloom in the back*
Sweetie Belle: Good luck Applebloom.
Stallion; *Sees Applebloom in the car, turns around, and chases it*
Song: link
Brown Stallion: *Sees the orange car get closer to him, and floors it*
Stallion: *Follows the brown stallion's car*
Applebloom: *Looks at the orange car*
Stallion: *Lightly taps the back of the car Applebloom is in*
Brown Stallion: *Turns left*
Stallion: *Gets to the right side of the car Applebloom is in, and pushes it to the left*
Brown Stallion: *Nearly hits a dark green Cadillac, then turns right*
Stallion: *Hits a fire hydrant*
Brown Stallion: *Passes an intersection that has a red light*
Stallion: *About to cross the intersection, but gets hit on the right from a big rig hauling a flatbed. He then crashes into a black car that looks just like his*
Applebloom knew she was safe now. She decided to go tell Rainbow Dash about the horrible news.
Stop the song
Applebloom: *Hops out of the car as it passes Rainbow Dash's cloudhouse* Rainbow Dash?! *Stands on top of an Oldsmobile* Rainbow Dash, I need your help!!
Rainbow Dash: *Comes out of her cloud house, and lands in front of Applebloom* What's the problem? *Sees a purple car stop behind Applebloom* (Who's car could this be?)
Stallions: *Get out of the car, and walk toward Applebloom* You there! We want to have a word with you!
Applebloom: Leave me alone!! *Running away*
Stallions: *Chasing Applebloom. They grab her, punch her, and drag her toward the car*
Applebloom: This is a mad house!! A maad hooouse!!! *Gets placed in the trunk of the car*
Stallions: *Drive away*
Rainbow Dash decided to tell Princess Celestia about the horror that she just saw. She flew back into her cloudhouse, and made a call to the princess.
Rainbow Dash: *Holding onto the phone* Please pick up.
Celestia: *Answers the call* Hello?
Rainbow Dash: Princess? This is Rainbow Dash-
Celestia: *Pleased* Dashie! What's happening my friend?
Rainbow Dash: Nothing good. You see-
Celestia: Have I ever introduced you to my friend Tirek? We're coming down to Pornstarville to visit you, your friends, and see a new film called Where Eagles Dare. Care to join us?
Rainbow Dash: Okay.
Celestia: Good. *Hangs up*
6 hours later
Rainbow Dash: *With Princess Celestia, and Tirek* It's great to see you two, but I have something important to tell you. Applebloom, and her friends are in trouble.
Celestia: Oh don't worry about them Rainbow Dash. Those three can get away with anything.
Tirek: Princess. The movie?
Celestia: Oh yes. We must get going Rainbow Dash. Can you go with us?
Rainbow Dash: I'm sorry Celestia, but I have other things to do. Pinkie Pie, and Twilight want me to help them expand the library.
Celestia: Oh well. Perhaps another time. *Walks away with Tirek*
At the movie theater, Celestia, and Tirek were waiting for their popcorn.
Tirek: The movie starts in seven minutes. We have plenty of time.
Celestia: Okay. You know Tirek, I want to tell you something-
Movie Pony: Miss Celestia, do you want butter on your popcorn?
Celestia: Ugh, James! Please don't interrupt me while I'm talking!
Movie Pony: Fine, I'll just give you the kernels! *Muttering to himself*
Tirek: You were saying Celestia?
Celestia: So, if anything bad were to happen to me, god forbid, you can take my place as princess of Pontiac.
Tirek: You mean, be the prince of Pontiac? Do you really mean that? It's a huge responsibility.
Celestia: Yes, I do mean it. You're a good guy, and I know you'll take good care of everyone.
Tirek: Thank you Celestia. You don't know how much this means to me. By the way, I have a really awesome boat that I want to take a ride on with you, after the movie.
Celestia: I'd be delighted.
After the movie, Celestia, and Tirek went to the harbor to ride on Tirek's boat. It was dark by the time they arrived.
Tirek: Are you ready for the ride?
Celestia: Yes I am, and might I add, this is a very nice boat you have.
They both got on board, and the boat left the harbor. They didn't go far though, because the boat started to sink. Tirek, and the driver of the boat swam to the harbor, but unfortunately, Celestia drowned.
Song (Start it at 1:31:52): link
Celestia's funeral was held in Pontiac. Everyone from all over America came to the funeral, including the mane 6. Many ponies had some things to say, including how much they loved Celestia, and how they were going to miss her. Everyone felt remorse, and sadness, and some had tears coming out of their eyes, including me. Yes, me! I'm the writer, and I'm crying about this! You got a problem with that?!! *Sigh* Sorry. I'm not really crying, but I am sad Celestia died. Anyway, this is...
To be continued
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin with the intro
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Hey Fluttershy, you smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, you are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Our story takes place in the year 1968. Twilight Sparkle has been a princess for an entire year, and America has experienced lots of change. As of right now, their army is fighting against the Vietnamese, and Shining Armor is one of the ponies that got drafted to fight in Vietnam.
American Ponies: *Running to cover while firing M16 rifles*
Vietnamese Ponies: *Returning fire with AK47's*
But, everyone in Pornstarville would experience a new enemy. It all started when Applebloom arrived at her school.
Applebloom: Howdy Sweetie Belle. Why are all of the students standing outside? Shouldn't we be in the school?
Sweetie Belle: Oh Applebloom! It's terrible! Cheerilee got fired!
Applebloom: What? Who would do that to Cheerilee?
Sweetie Belle: Some stallion that drives an orange car. Not only did he fire Cheerilee, but he also took Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon away. No one has seen them since.
Applebloom: We might be next.
Sweetie Belle: We were told to stay here until he returned. You're lucky he hasn't seen you yet.
Scootaloo: *Looks down the road, and sees an orange car coming* I don't know about that.
Sweetie Belle: Applebloom, you have to get out of here. Find someone to help us, and save Cheerilee, and the others if they haven't been killed yet.
Applebloom: Okay. *Sees a brown stallion get in a car, and hops in the back without the driver noticing*
Brown Stallion: *Drives the car with Applebloom in the back*
Sweetie Belle: Good luck Applebloom.
Stallion; *Sees Applebloom in the car, turns around, and chases it*
Song: link
Brown Stallion: *Sees the orange car get closer to him, and floors it*
Stallion: *Follows the brown stallion's car*
Applebloom: *Looks at the orange car*
Stallion: *Lightly taps the back of the car Applebloom is in*
Brown Stallion: *Turns left*
Stallion: *Gets to the right side of the car Applebloom is in, and pushes it to the left*
Brown Stallion: *Nearly hits a dark green Cadillac, then turns right*
Stallion: *Hits a fire hydrant*
Brown Stallion: *Passes an intersection that has a red light*
Stallion: *About to cross the intersection, but gets hit on the right from a big rig hauling a flatbed. He then crashes into a black car that looks just like his*
Applebloom knew she was safe now. She decided to go tell Rainbow Dash about the horrible news.
Stop the song
Applebloom: *Hops out of the car as it passes Rainbow Dash's cloudhouse* Rainbow Dash?! *Stands on top of an Oldsmobile* Rainbow Dash, I need your help!!
Rainbow Dash: *Comes out of her cloud house, and lands in front of Applebloom* What's the problem? *Sees a purple car stop behind Applebloom* (Who's car could this be?)
Stallions: *Get out of the car, and walk toward Applebloom* You there! We want to have a word with you!
Applebloom: Leave me alone!! *Running away*
Stallions: *Chasing Applebloom. They grab her, punch her, and drag her toward the car*
Applebloom: This is a mad house!! A maad hooouse!!! *Gets placed in the trunk of the car*
Stallions: *Drive away*
Rainbow Dash decided to tell Princess Celestia about the horror that she just saw. She flew back into her cloudhouse, and made a call to the princess.
Rainbow Dash: *Holding onto the phone* Please pick up.
Celestia: *Answers the call* Hello?
Rainbow Dash: Princess? This is Rainbow Dash-
Celestia: *Pleased* Dashie! What's happening my friend?
Rainbow Dash: Nothing good. You see-
Celestia: Have I ever introduced you to my friend Tirek? We're coming down to Pornstarville to visit you, your friends, and see a new film called Where Eagles Dare. Care to join us?
Rainbow Dash: Okay.
Celestia: Good. *Hangs up*
6 hours later
Rainbow Dash: *With Princess Celestia, and Tirek* It's great to see you two, but I have something important to tell you. Applebloom, and her friends are in trouble.
Celestia: Oh don't worry about them Rainbow Dash. Those three can get away with anything.
Tirek: Princess. The movie?
Celestia: Oh yes. We must get going Rainbow Dash. Can you go with us?
Rainbow Dash: I'm sorry Celestia, but I have other things to do. Pinkie Pie, and Twilight want me to help them expand the library.
Celestia: Oh well. Perhaps another time. *Walks away with Tirek*
At the movie theater, Celestia, and Tirek were waiting for their popcorn.
Tirek: The movie starts in seven minutes. We have plenty of time.
Celestia: Okay. You know Tirek, I want to tell you something-
Movie Pony: Miss Celestia, do you want butter on your popcorn?
Celestia: Ugh, James! Please don't interrupt me while I'm talking!
Movie Pony: Fine, I'll just give you the kernels! *Muttering to himself*
Tirek: You were saying Celestia?
Celestia: So, if anything bad were to happen to me, god forbid, you can take my place as princess of Pontiac.
Tirek: You mean, be the prince of Pontiac? Do you really mean that? It's a huge responsibility.
Celestia: Yes, I do mean it. You're a good guy, and I know you'll take good care of everyone.
Tirek: Thank you Celestia. You don't know how much this means to me. By the way, I have a really awesome boat that I want to take a ride on with you, after the movie.
Celestia: I'd be delighted.
After the movie, Celestia, and Tirek went to the harbor to ride on Tirek's boat. It was dark by the time they arrived.
Tirek: Are you ready for the ride?
Celestia: Yes I am, and might I add, this is a very nice boat you have.
They both got on board, and the boat left the harbor. They didn't go far though, because the boat started to sink. Tirek, and the driver of the boat swam to the harbor, but unfortunately, Celestia drowned.
Song (Start it at 1:31:52): link
Celestia's funeral was held in Pontiac. Everyone from all over America came to the funeral, including the mane 6. Many ponies had some things to say, including how much they loved Celestia, and how they were going to miss her. Everyone felt remorse, and sadness, and some had tears coming out of their eyes, including me. Yes, me! I'm the writer, and I'm crying about this! You got a problem with that?!! *Sigh* Sorry. I'm not really crying, but I am sad Celestia died. Anyway, this is...
To be continued