Hit on Lily (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Get de-pants’d (like a boss)
Call her a mubblood (like a boss)
Deface James’s desk (like a boss)
Practice Dark Arts (like a boss)
Follow Voldemort (like a boss)
Spare her life (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Switch sides (like a boss)
Protect Harry (like a boss)
Still be a douche bag (like a boss)
Mix potions (like a boss)
Turn to page 394 (like a boss)
Kill Dumbledore (like a boss)
Become Headmaster (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)
Attacked by a snake (like a boss)
Look at me (like a boss)
Now I’m dead (like a boss)
Love her always (like a boss)
