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SFG- So, guys. Now that you fought over cookies and muffins.
Cartman- Yes we have, Kyle...
Kyle- Shut up! You know you like cookies AND muffins!
SFG- Just, drop it! Alright?
Cartman- Whatever. *crossed arms over chest(if he even can)*
Kyle- So what's the topic this time?
SFG- If you all shut up and listen!
*All grow silent*
SFG- Now the survey question is... Cats or Dogs?
Cartman- Totally dogs! Yes, dogs! Kyle will probably agree with me 'cause he knows I can kick his ass well!
Kyle- No you can't! You can't even punch a pillow!
Cartman- Can too!
SFG- SHUT THE HELL UP YOU TWO! Kyle, what do you answer for this survey? Cats or dogs?
Kyle- Well, I do like dogs. But I love cats better!
Butters- Oh God...
Kenny- Memememememe (This is going to end in a dog fight...)
SFG- Cats and dogs fight to that, Kenny. Now, Cartman, why do you like dogs?
Cartman- Well you see, SilverFanGirl-
SFG- Oh please, call me Micks.
Cartman- Alright, Micks, I like dogs, because they're more loyal THAN A CERTAIN SOMEONE! Now, I'm not gonna mention any names, but its very clear who I am talking about.
SFG- Well then, Kyle?
Kyle- I like cats, because they are sweet in personalty and they are also loyal.
SFG- You're only liking cats because Cartman said you liked dogs and you can't agree with him? Why is that? Why don't you ever agree with Cartman, but he agrees with you?
Kyle- Because I'm right and he's wrong! ALWAYS!
Cartman- *gets up* Wait a second! I am two right! Kyle, you're just jealous because I'm more awesomener than you are!
Kyle- *rolls eyes* Cartman, you dumbass, "awesomener" isn't a word!
Cartman- It is in my dictionary!
Kenny- memmememe (oh, just kiss already!)
SFG- O.O Oh my God, Kenny! Why did you say that?
Butters- Because Kenny thinks Cartman and Kyle are gay for each other. Everyone does.
Kyle- DOES NOT!
Butters- You know its true, Kyle!
Cartman- *gasp* Kyle! You...you love me?
Kyle- *gets nervous* Well, I...I...um...I can...
Cartman- You do!?!?!
Kyle- NO I DON'T!
Cartman- OH MY GOD KYLE! OH MY GOD! WAIT UNTIL I TELL EVERYONE AT SCHOOL ABOUT THIS!!!
Kyle- -_-
SFG- ^^' Kyle, see me after the show for a little "gay" talk, alright?
Kyle- Alright...*whispers to himself* big boobs.
SFG- What was that?
Kyle- NOTHING!
SFG- ....
Cartman- Hey Micks, I like you.
SFG- Thank you, Cartman. I like you too.
Cartman- No, like like... Will you go out with me?
SFG- I'm way older than you, Cartman.
Cartman- How old?
SFG- Try 3-5 years older than you.
Cartman- that's not so bad.
SFG- Cartman go to hell! *walks off stage*
Kyle- *follows* BYE CARTMAN!
Cartman- ....
Butters- Sorry Cartman...
Kenny- memememe (She was good catch...)
Cartman- I know Kenny and Butters. I know...
Butters- You only hit on her because of her boobs, didn't you? And now Kyle is going to hit on her like you tried doing, huh?
Cartman- Yep! *pervy face* Let's go home, guys.
*All leave
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