South Park Spoof
** Scene 1 **
Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Butters are at the bus stop waiting to go to school.
Butters: Hey fellas...I have something to tell you.
Cartman: What is it Butters? Have you been playing with frogs penises again?
Butters: No that was last week...I just found this really cool website called Writers Cafe.
Stan: Is that a place where a bunch of wannabe stoners get on to share poetry?
Butters: Sorta...but that's not what I do. I paid homage to Al Gore there to work up good karma. It's really working.
Kyle: Al Gore is the biggest douche of the universe. I once heard if you said Al Gore's name 3 times he would pop up.
Cartman: AL GORE!!! ALL GORE!!! AL GORE!!!
Al Gore appears by the kids at the bus stop.
Al Gore: Who rang?!?!
Cartman: Aww it' s Al Gore...I didn't think your gay ass was going to appear. Go back to your coal mining power plant...we don't want you here.
Butters: Al Gore!!! I wrote an homage to you on the Internet. I really hope you know how much we appreciate you creating the internet.
Al Gore: My little blonde friend...I'm just doing my duty as Al Gore.
Kyle: You almost killed us before you basterd...get out of here before I call the police.
Al Gore: You know what they say about Al Gore...once you're his friend you're always his friend.
Cartman: You mean like on Saved By the Bell when they go on tour and only sing that one catchy song..."Friends Forever."
Cartman's imagination begins to show. He wonders what it would be like to tour with the group. This scene last 30 seconds and goes back to reality.
Al Gore: That song was written by the devil. Don't mention that little dough boy.
Cartman: Screw you Al Gore. ZACK MORRIS!!! ZACK MORRIS!!! ZACK MORRIS!!!
Zack Morris appears out of nowhere.
Kyle: What the fuck this? First Al Gore...now Zack Morris. Guys..stop. Who's next?
Cartman: Zackary Morris...welcome to South Park. It's been a long time since we heard from you.
Zack Morris: I been too busy writing my memoirs at Bayside High. What happens at Bayside no longer stays at Bayside.
Al Gore: Zack...I was called here first. Leave now.
BUtters: Mr. Gore....I can show you more of my writing. You can come play at my house if you want.
Al Gore: Sure little boy...EXCLESIOR!
Butters and Al Gore exit the scene.
Stan: Kyle...since Butters is cutting school do you want to do the same?
Kyle: Let's do it...we can head over to the owl sanctuary. There isn't much to do in this town.
Stan: C ya fatass...bye Zack Morris...I hope you're still not butt hurt Slater took your girl.
Cartman and Zack Morris are speechless as the two walk away.
Cartman: So Zack Morris...now that I got you alone I have some proposals for you.
Zack Morris: If it's about the Zack Attack the answer is No. I can't go through that again.
Cartman: Zack...I need you...America needs you...there is no Zack Attack without Zack.
Zack Morris: The only one I could get to join the crew would be Slater. Everyone else got lifes after school. Slater is still a meathead living on unemployment, so he will be down to join up.
Cartman: Does calling his name out three times work for him too?
Zack Morris: That works for any alpha male.
Cartman: AC SLATER!!! AC SLATER!!! AC SLATER!!!
Slater doesn't appear.
Cartman: Hey...what the fuck?
Zack Morris: Let me try...ALBERT CLIFFORD SLATER!!! ALBERT CLIFFORD SLATER!!! ALBERT CLIFFORD SLATER!!!
AC Slater appears out of nowhere. He sits on the bus stop bench like he use to sit at "The Max".
Cartman: Why are you sitting like that?
AC Slater: This is how I sat in high school...this is how I sit now. Zack! My man! What up bro?
Zack Morris: This kid wants us to make a comeback.
AC Slater: A comeback? In a recession? I don't know if that's possible.
Cartman: Guys...a comeback in a recession is the best time. That's how you tell if you're legit or not.
Zack Morris: What do you know about being in a band Cartman?
Cartman: I know everything about being in a band...I was in a boy band...DUH?
AC Slater: I lost my skills on the drums...I wanna take Screech's role.
Cartman: Meet at my house at 3 PM. I got a nice little band set in my basement. I'll be your next drummer.
The bus pulls up.
Cartman: The Zack Attack is back Jack! "FRIENDSSSSSS FOREVVVVVERR....ALWAYS WILL BE FRIENDS....FRIENDS FOREVER...DOO DOOOO DOOO"
He jumps on the bus singing the song.
Zack Morris: It's been awhile AC...but I think it's time we make a return. The 90's were such a happy time and we were a part of it.
AC Slater: I been waiting for this for awhile preppy. I say we grab some beers at the local bar and discuss where to begin.
They both high five each other at the same thing and start walking to the local bar.
** END SCENE **
** Scene 1 **
Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Butters are at the bus stop waiting to go to school.
Butters: Hey fellas...I have something to tell you.
Cartman: What is it Butters? Have you been playing with frogs penises again?
Butters: No that was last week...I just found this really cool website called Writers Cafe.
Stan: Is that a place where a bunch of wannabe stoners get on to share poetry?
Butters: Sorta...but that's not what I do. I paid homage to Al Gore there to work up good karma. It's really working.
Kyle: Al Gore is the biggest douche of the universe. I once heard if you said Al Gore's name 3 times he would pop up.
Cartman: AL GORE!!! ALL GORE!!! AL GORE!!!
Al Gore appears by the kids at the bus stop.
Al Gore: Who rang?!?!
Cartman: Aww it' s Al Gore...I didn't think your gay ass was going to appear. Go back to your coal mining power plant...we don't want you here.
Butters: Al Gore!!! I wrote an homage to you on the Internet. I really hope you know how much we appreciate you creating the internet.
Al Gore: My little blonde friend...I'm just doing my duty as Al Gore.
Kyle: You almost killed us before you basterd...get out of here before I call the police.
Al Gore: You know what they say about Al Gore...once you're his friend you're always his friend.
Cartman: You mean like on Saved By the Bell when they go on tour and only sing that one catchy song..."Friends Forever."
Cartman's imagination begins to show. He wonders what it would be like to tour with the group. This scene last 30 seconds and goes back to reality.
Al Gore: That song was written by the devil. Don't mention that little dough boy.
Cartman: Screw you Al Gore. ZACK MORRIS!!! ZACK MORRIS!!! ZACK MORRIS!!!
Zack Morris appears out of nowhere.
Kyle: What the fuck this? First Al Gore...now Zack Morris. Guys..stop. Who's next?
Cartman: Zackary Morris...welcome to South Park. It's been a long time since we heard from you.
Zack Morris: I been too busy writing my memoirs at Bayside High. What happens at Bayside no longer stays at Bayside.
Al Gore: Zack...I was called here first. Leave now.
BUtters: Mr. Gore....I can show you more of my writing. You can come play at my house if you want.
Al Gore: Sure little boy...EXCLESIOR!
Butters and Al Gore exit the scene.
Stan: Kyle...since Butters is cutting school do you want to do the same?
Kyle: Let's do it...we can head over to the owl sanctuary. There isn't much to do in this town.
Stan: C ya fatass...bye Zack Morris...I hope you're still not butt hurt Slater took your girl.
Cartman and Zack Morris are speechless as the two walk away.
Cartman: So Zack Morris...now that I got you alone I have some proposals for you.
Zack Morris: If it's about the Zack Attack the answer is No. I can't go through that again.
Cartman: Zack...I need you...America needs you...there is no Zack Attack without Zack.
Zack Morris: The only one I could get to join the crew would be Slater. Everyone else got lifes after school. Slater is still a meathead living on unemployment, so he will be down to join up.
Cartman: Does calling his name out three times work for him too?
Zack Morris: That works for any alpha male.
Cartman: AC SLATER!!! AC SLATER!!! AC SLATER!!!
Slater doesn't appear.
Cartman: Hey...what the fuck?
Zack Morris: Let me try...ALBERT CLIFFORD SLATER!!! ALBERT CLIFFORD SLATER!!! ALBERT CLIFFORD SLATER!!!
AC Slater appears out of nowhere. He sits on the bus stop bench like he use to sit at "The Max".
Cartman: Why are you sitting like that?
AC Slater: This is how I sat in high school...this is how I sit now. Zack! My man! What up bro?
Zack Morris: This kid wants us to make a comeback.
AC Slater: A comeback? In a recession? I don't know if that's possible.
Cartman: Guys...a comeback in a recession is the best time. That's how you tell if you're legit or not.
Zack Morris: What do you know about being in a band Cartman?
Cartman: I know everything about being in a band...I was in a boy band...DUH?
AC Slater: I lost my skills on the drums...I wanna take Screech's role.
Cartman: Meet at my house at 3 PM. I got a nice little band set in my basement. I'll be your next drummer.
The bus pulls up.
Cartman: The Zack Attack is back Jack! "FRIENDSSSSSS FOREVVVVVERR....ALWAYS WILL BE FRIENDS....FRIENDS FOREVER...DOO DOOOO DOOO"
He jumps on the bus singing the song.
Zack Morris: It's been awhile AC...but I think it's time we make a return. The 90's were such a happy time and we were a part of it.
AC Slater: I been waiting for this for awhile preppy. I say we grab some beers at the local bar and discuss where to begin.
They both high five each other at the same thing and start walking to the local bar.
** END SCENE **
