The Twelve Days of Toddmas
On the first day of Toddmas a barber gave to me a person cooked in a meat pie.
On the second day of Toddmas a barber gave to me two bloody razors, and a person cooked in a meat pie.
On the third day of Toddmas a barber gave to me three selfish liars, two bloody razors, and a person cooked in a meat pie.
On the fourth day of Toddmas a barber gave to me four broken hearts, three selfish liars, two bloody razors, and a person cooked in a meat pie.
On the fifth day of Toddmas a barber gave to me FIVE SONGS TO SING, four broken hearts, three selfish liars, two bloody razors,...
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