Grease 2: Reproduction

Starring Mr. Bruce as Mr. Stuart, and everyone else as theirselves

Song: link

Eastwood & Mossberg Engines: *In the Eastwood Roundhouse*
Mr. Bruce: *In his car, he falls in front of the steam engines with Robert, Panzer, Matt, Ferris, and Jack* The parts of a flower are so constructive that very very often, the wind will cause pollination. If not, then a bee or any other nectar gathering creature can create the same situation. Yes anything that gets the pollen to the pistils, write it on the list. I'll try to make it crystal clear. The flower's insatiable passion turns it's life into a circus of debauchery. Now you see just how the stamen gets it's lusty dust onto the stigma. And why this frenzied chlorophyllous orgy starts in spring is no enigma. We call this quest for satisfaction a what class?
Steam Engines: A photo periodic reaction.
Mr. Bruce: Oh that's good. Oh that's very good.
Ferris: Hey I'm lost! Where are we?!
Danielle: Chapter 2!
Matt: Page 5.
Diesels: Reproduction!
Steam Engines: Reproduction!
Citroën: Put your pollen tube to work!
Diesels: Reproduction!
Steam Engines: Reproduction!
Jessica: Make my stamen go berserk!
Diesels: Reproduction!
Sharon: I don't think they even know what a pistil is.
Jack: *Pulls out a pistol* I got your pistil right here.
Robert: Where does the pollen go?
Sharon: *Staring at Jack's gun, she goes into the roundhouse, and closes the door to her stall*

After that, they continued the song

Mr. Bruce: Next chapter. In an abstract way the same thing applies to the reproductive organs of the more complex life forms. But, now we are dealing with sexual response. Are there any questions before we begin reading?
Jack: Is it possible the female member of some sex on a couch could like get this guy all hot, and she never even knew it?
Steam Engines: *Blushing, and sweating*
Panzer: When a warm-blooded mammal in a tight little sweater starts pulling that stuff, is she saying that she wants to do it?
Jack: Can't prove it by me, cause they change their tune when you got 'em in the back seat.
Ferris: With his heart beating fast.
Steam Engines: They make it sound like a track meet, gross!!
Diesels: Yeah, then all they can do is say
Panzer & Jack: *Pulling each other, making sparks as their wheels slip* No no no no no no no no no!!!!
Steam Engines: *Sounding like the diesels* Reproduction!
Diesels: *Sounding like the steam engines* Reproduction!
Marisa, Jessica, Zoe, & Hilary: *Touching their cylinders with their steam* Baby give it to me now.
Diesels: Reproduction!
Steam Engines: Reproduction!
Diesels: Is that all you think about?
Everyone: Reproduction!
Steam Engines: Come on baby show me that you really love me so.
Ferris: Ooohh, I think I'm gonna throw up.
Robert: Where does the pollen go?
Workers: *Dancing, and playing saxophones*
Mr. Bruce: The human is the only being capable of consciously controlling it's number of off spring. Any comments on this?
Zoe: Mr. Stuart. Is it true that guys like you who are, you know, mature and all, carry some protection with them, for sexual occasions?
Jack: What's the big deal?! Can a girl just do that thing in a book where she adds up the days of her, um, what do you call it, mentalstration?
Sammi: *Angry* Oh that's really neat!
Megan: Yeah? And what will the guy say when the numbers don't add up right, huh?
Steam Engines: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Diesels: Reproduction!
Steam Engines: Reproduction!
Sammi: Hope he's proud of what he's done!
Diesels: Reproduction!
Steam Engines: Reproduction!
Matt: He was only poking fun.
Diesels: Reproduction!
Ferris: See what happens when a boy and a girl don't know how to play it safe?
Diesels: Reproduction!
Steam Engines: Reproduction!
Diesels: Reproduction!
Steam Engines: Reproduction!
Diesels: Reproduction!
Steam Engines: Reproduction!
Everyone: Reproduction!
Robert: Where does the pollen go?

The End