Narrator: Well, we're finished with the Christmas specials for this year. It's time to focus on something else.
S.B: *Standing by the roundhouse with a bottle rocket on a table*
Narrator: And by that, I guess you want to see me do this. Okay, fine.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Sean: *Between Ian, and Jesse*
Ian: Isn't it too cold for bottle rockets?
S.B: Not on the 23rd, that's when the contest takes place.
Sean: Hey, that's my birthday.
S.B: Mine was on the 5th.
Jesse: Did you have a good party?
S.B: Yes we did, with chocolate covered cheesecake.
Sean: Beautiful.
S.B: Thank you.
Ian: What are you going to use to make that bottle rocket take off?
S.B: It's a secret. Mind your own business.
Jesse: If it's a secret, how come you're building it in front of us?
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: *Glares at Jesse* I'm going home. *Takes his bottle rocket with him, gets back into his car, and drives away*

Theme Song: link

Sean: Well, with that out of the way, let's get to the harbor. We have to be there within 30 minutes for our trains.

Intro

Sean & Austin: *Pulling passenger trains side by side*
Makenzie: *Blowing steam as she enters the train yard*
Grayback: *Passes Nova Station with a freight train*
Panzer: *Angrily staring at Kenny from his yards*
Kenny: *Staring at Panzer as he goes to the Hunterdon Central Interchange*
Juliette: *Laughing at Marisa, seeing that she's derailed*

Trainz

Marisa: *Uses her steam to tip Juliette onto her side*
Jerry: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne*

Starring Sean of the Eastern Pacific
Makenzie of the Mossberg Narrow Gauge Railway
Grayback of the Hunterdon Central Railway
Panzer of the Northern Errol Line
Kenny of Kenny's Line
and Juliette of the Eastwood & Mossberg Railway
Also starring Sean Bodine as S.B.

Dragovich: *Pulling a freight train with Josh*
Ethan: *Passing a Railroad crossing with four freight cars*

Narrator: I made it back to my house, and went down to the basement which also serves as my bedroom.
S.B: *Walks downstairs*
Mom: *Her voice is heard from upstairs* B?
S.B: It's S.B!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mom: You are my B, because I don't know anything!
S.B: That's great. *Puts his bottle rocket equipment on another table next to his model train layout*

Episode 105: Ripoff

Narrator: You'll see why this episode got it's title soon.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*

Song: link

Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice.

Stop the song

S.B: WHY AM I DOING THIS TO MYSELF?!?!?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Script Editor: Because we don't have any better plans for an episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: Okay, fine, here's all you need to know. Sugar, spice, and everything nice. These are the ingredients chosen to create the perfect bottle rocket!! Then something bad will happen!!! I don't know what it is yet since the show takes place two days from now.
Script Editor: I thought you said you didn't want anymore episodes to take place in the future.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
S.B: *Puts his hands together, trying to not get angry* Nobody writes an episode without my approval from now on!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: December 23rd, two days after today.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: The day of the Bottle Rocket contest.
Mr. Baldwin: I stand before you, in a randomly placed tower in this very park, to host today's contest.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Mr. Baldwin: Our contestants are S.B, with a bottle rocket powered by three ingredients that shouldn't power a bottle rocket, but will work anyway, because logic does not exist on this island.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Baldwin: Then there's Max Young with his bottle rocket powered by something called, chemical X? What is that?
Narrator: I think you know where this is going.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Narrator: There were six others, but they're not important.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: The bottle rockets were ready, and Mr. Baldwin began the countdown. Once he reached 0, the rockets were launched.
S.B: *Watching his rocket* It's in the lead.
Max: Mine is catching up to yours though.
Narrator: But they were neck, and neck. After a few seconds, they were the only bottle rockets still flying. Their fuel did not run out.
Mr. Baldwin: Like I said, logic does not exist on this island.
Audience: *Laughing*
Max: Uh oh, mine's slowing down.
Narrator: My rocket took the lead, but it ran out of fuel, and as it was about to fall, it got in the way of Max's bottle rocket. The rockets blew up, and six rays shot out of the mixture of chemical X, with my concoction of sugar, spice, and everything nice. Three of the rays were white, and the others were black.
Max: What happened?!?!
S.B: Our rockets crashed, that's all.
Max: But look at the rays of light! What will they do?! Where are they going?!
S.B: Looks like we're both stumped. I was about to ask you those questions.
Narrator: The three black rays were following one white ray to Mossberg Harbor. That's where Sean, Ian, and Jesse were with Jazlin.
Sean: *Sees Ian, and Jesse coupled together* Well, I guess this harbor is getting busier than we expected.
Ian: Right. I wasn't expecting the both of us to work together on one train, but who am I to complain?
Jazlin: I've heard you complain about lots of things before.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Jesse: *Sees the rays of light* Look up there you three.
Sean: Uh oh, they're heading for us.
Jazlin: Let's get out of here!
Narrator: They tried to leave, but the rays of light still hit them.
Ian: Huh, those rays were coming towards us pretty fast, but they didn't do any damage to us upon impact.
Jesse: Yeah. I don't feel a thing.
Jazlin: Uh, Sean?
Sean: What?
Jazlin: Your paint. It's....it's..
Ian: *Sees Sean's paintwork* Different.
Sean: What?
Narrator: Instead of being silver, Sean was now blue.



Sean: *Looks at himself from the reflection of a station window* So it is. How about that? My eyes also changed color. They're not brown anymore.
Ian: Your eyes changed color?
Narrator: The other three also noticed that their eyes changed color to match their paint schemes. Ian's eyes were green, Jesse's red, and Jazlin's pink.
Jazlin: Well, I gotta go. *Leaves with her passenger train*
Ian: *Looks at Jazlin's smoke* Hey, do any of you see that?
Sean: Her smoke is orange.
Narrator: On her front numberboard, the number 831 was no longer there. Instead, there were three letters, PPG.
Ian: *Closes his eyes* Are any of you feeling weird?
Jesse: Yeah.
Ian: I don't feel like myself.
Jesse: I feel like I want to destroy something.
Sean: So do I.
Narrator: That doesn't sound good, but we'll get back to them later. The second white ray of light was heading to the Eastern Pacific/Hunterdon Central interchange.
Mily: *Pulling six freight cars into the interchange*
Ethan: Hello Mily.
Dan: You look beautiful.
Grayback: Do you need some help on your return trip?
Eddie: I can help you.
Mily: *Giggles* No thank you boys. *Stops, and uncouples from her train* I appreciate the offer though. *Heads for a turntable*
Narrator: The four diesels stared at her tender with hearts in their eyes. Eddie, and Grayback couldn't help but drool.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mily: *Stops by the turntable, and refuels on coal, and water*
Boy: *Standing near the tracks, playing with a yo-yo*
Mily: Hi.
Boy: *Looks at Mily, and waves hello*
Mily: I'm Mily. What's your name?
Boy: Harold.
Mily: *Smiles at the boy, but looks up at the white ray, and gasps* Harold look out!
Harold: Huh? *Looks at the ray*

Song (Start at 1:07): link

Mily: *Moves forward to protect Harold*
Boy: Ah!! *Watches Mily get hit by the white ray*
Narrator: Meanwhile with Tabby.

Stop the song, and play this one, starting at 1:52: link

Tabby: *At Hunterdon station, listening to the music coming from a man's laptop* Nice music. What's your name?
Man 81: Craig. You are?
Tabby: Tabby. *Looks up and sees a white ray* What the? *Sees it coming towards her* Everyone, stay clear!!
Passengers: Huh? *Watching Tabby get hit by the white ray*
Man 81: *Looks at Tabby, and sees that her paint has turned green* Your paint changed!!
Tabby: It did? What color am I?
Man 81: *Turns off his song, and shows Tabby on his laptop* Green.
Tabby: *Looks at herself* Hm. I don't usually like green, but this is cool.
Man 81: I just hope this doesn't become a rip off of one of my shows!
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: The station master told Mr. Baldwin about what happened, and Tabby was sent to the roundhouse, meeting up with Jazlin, and Mily. I myself was also there, but I wasn't expecting to see this.
S.B: Your eyes match the color of your paintwork.
Jazlin: That's not all.
Mily: I feel stronger all of a sudden.
Tabby: Me too. *Begins to float in the air* Hey, what am I doing?!?!
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Narrator: As Tabby was floating, her wheels disappeared with her tender.
Mr. Baldwin: What just happened?
Tabby: This is so cool!
Jazlin: Those rays of light must have given us super powers.
S.B: The very first super hero trains.

Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born, and unlike the original Powerpuff Girls, these girls have a lot of power with every puff. Get it? Because they're trains.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Using their ultra super powers, Jazlin, Mily, and Tabby have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil!
Mr. Baldwin: I'd love to have the intro continue, but I just got a call from Mossberg Harbor. Three diesels are destroying everything.
S.B: Well girls, looks like you get to put your powers to the test.
Jazlin, Mily & Tabby: On it. *Leaving the roundhouse at lightning fast speed*
Mr. Baldwin: Do you think Cartoon Network will sue us for this?
S.B: Possibly. They're owned by Warner Brothers, and they'll sue anyone for anything.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Mossberg Harbor had been completely destroyed once the three steam engines arrived.
Mily: Who could have done this?
Jazlin: I see Jesse, Ian, and Sean. Maybe they can help us.
Tabby: That blue diesel is Sean?
Jazlin: He got hit by a black ray. So did Jesse, and Ian.
Narrator: But none of them knew that they were the ones that destroyed the harbor.
Jesse: Okay boys, good work.
Ian: What do we do next?
Sean: *Laughing* I got a great idea!
Jazlin: *Listening to Sean*
Sean: Let's destroy Impala Station, then take down the Eastwood & Mossberg.
Mily: Do you know what he said?
Jazlin: I only heard him shout I got a great idea. He wasn't speaking loud enough for me to hear the rest.
Jesse: *Floating with Ian, and Sean. They turn around to head for Impala Station* I'm starting to like being evil.
Ian: Yeah. We're strong, we got laser vision, and we can fly.
Sean: Why don't we just fly to Impala Station then? Why are we using the tracks?
Jesse: Because, we have to destroy other parts of this line. *Moves forward*
Ian: Yeah. I thought you would be as smart as us. *Follows Jesse*
Sean: Figures I'm the only smart one in this group. *Follows Ian*
Ian: What are we going to call ourselves?
Tabby: They're heading towards us.
Jazlin: Now, I think I can hear what they're saying.
Mily: I usually say that.
Narrator: No, that's Tillie's line. I think I can should not be said by anyone, except for her.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jesse: *Spots Jazlin, Mily, and Tabby* What have we here?
Ian: Jazlin, Mily, and Tabby. Did you get hit by rays of light too?
Sean: Maybe they're also evil.
Jesse: *Angry* Sean!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Jazlin: Evil? You mean, you're the ones that destroyed this harbor?
Jesse: *Closes his eyes, and sighs* Sean, I'm gonna try my hardest not to strangle you.
Ian: You don't even have hands.
Animator: *Draws arms on Jesse, and gives him hands*
Audience: *Laughing*
Ian: Okay, I stand corrected.
Sean: Well how was I supposed to know that they weren't evil?
Tabby: The black rays. Just before I noticed the white ray that hit me, I saw three black rays. Maybe they hit them, and turned them evil.
Jazlin: And the white rays must have turned us into super heroes.
Mily: And you get to puff out orange smoke. Mine's yellow by the way. *Giggles*
Tabby: Good thing mine is black, the color it's supposed to be. I don't care about colored steam.
Jesse: Enough!! We're going to stop you! For we are..
Sean, Ian, Jesse: The Rowdyruff Diesels!
Man 81: *Looking at himself in a mirror at his home* I knew that green steam engine would be involved in a rip off of my show. I should have stopped her!
Narrator: Who do you think you are? Craig McCracken?
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Back at Mossberg Harbor, Ian, and Sean were also getting arms, and hands by the artist that gave Jesse his pair.
Mily: Well, at least we can use our steam for hands. *Blows steam to show a muscular arm* We can do it.
Narrator: I think I might have lied when I said The References Awaken would have the most amount of references in it for this show.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Ah well. No one is perfect.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Hey! Stop talking!!
Narrator: But I'm the narrator, I'm supposed to talk.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jazlin: Look guys, we don't have to fight about this.
Jesse: Yes we do. *Hits Jazlin with his laser vision*
Audience: *Quietly laughing*

Song (Start at 16:34): link

Jesse: Okay boys, let's get to Impala Station!! *Leaves*
Sean & Ian: *Following Jesse*
Jazlin, Mily, Tabby: *Following Jesse, Sean, and Ian*
Sean: Why aren't we attacking?
Jesse: We have something more important to do!
Sean: Like turn around, and attack them?
Audience: *Laughing*
Jesse: Why? *Sees the three engines following them* Oh you gotta be joking.
Narrator: Well you see-
Sean: Don't give the narrator any opportunities to speak!
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: I don't know what I did wrong. I'm only doing my job. Fine, I won't speak anymore.
Jazlin: We're almost there you two. Keep it up.
Mily: *Couples up to Sean*
Sean: No you don't! *Increasing speed*
Mily: *Applies her brakes* I can't slow him down!
Sean: One of you get her off me!
Jesse: I'll be happy to oblige.
Jazlin: *Grabs Jesse with her steam, and throws him into a building* Tabby, help Mily.
Tabby: *Uses springs to jump onto Mily's track* That's another power I didn't know I had.
Jesse: *Activates jet engines, and flies back to the tracks* I like being evil. I get all these awesome gadgets.
Tabby: *Couples up to Mily, and applies her brakes* We're slowing him down, but not by much.
Sean: Oh I've had it with you two. *Activates his jet engines, and flies up into the air*
Jazlin: *Her eyes are wide open as she watches Sean take Mily, and Tabby up into the air*
Ian: Ha. Just you and me now. *Turns around, and heads for Jazlin. He hits her head on, and derails her*
Jazlin: *Laying on her left side. Stars fly around her head*
Mily: Wait a minute, we can fly too.
Tabby: Oh yeah.

Both engines transformed into flying mode, making their tenders, and wheels disappear.

Mily: Now fly in a circle. *Goes fast in a circle with Tabby*
Tabby: What for?
Mily: Watch this. *Uncouples from Sean, and stops. She watches him fly into Jesse. Both diesels are unconscious*
Tabby: Now we need to get Ian.
Mily: You get him. I'm going to help Jazlin.
Tabby: *Goes after Ian*
Ian: So close to Impala Station, but with those Powerpuff Girls chasing me, it's not worth it.
Tabby: *Gets her tender and wheels back as she lands on the tracks, chasing Ian*
Ian: Hey look, why don't we settle this some other way? You know, like a couple of decent engines. Let's talk about what we have in common. We're both green, did you notice that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tabby: You threatened to destroy Impala Station, and for what?
Ian: I don't remember! Ask Jesse!
Tabby: *Uses her steam to derail Ian, and punch him several times*
Ian: *Lands on his right side, unconscious*
Jazlin: *Can barely keep her eyes open*
Mily: Jazlin! *Stops in front of Jazlin* Jazlin?

Stop the song

Jazlin: I'll be okay. What happened to Sean, Ian, and Jesse?
Mily: We got them. Come on, you need to get back up.
Jazlin: *Gets back on her wheels in front of Mily*
Narrator: Is it over? Can I begin narrating again?
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: I'll take that as a yes, so.. *Clears his throat* Back at the round house.
Mr. Baldwin: I think the workmen finally got it out of them.
Narrator: The workmen tried to get Sean, Ian, and Jesse back to normal.
Sean: *Wakes up* I had the strangest dream ever. I don't think you wanna hear about it though.
Jazlin: Nope.
Mily: *Giggles*
Tabby: I think I already know what happens.
Sean: *Looks at Tabby* When did you become green? *Looks at Mily* And, when did you go back to your original livery?
Jazlin: *Looks Sean in the eyes with a cheerful smile*
Sean: *Looks Jazlin in her eyes* Weren't your eyes blue?
Jazlin: We got a lot to talk about.
Narrator: And so, without any music...
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator:..and for the first time, but certainly not the last, the day is saved, thanks to The Powerpuff Girls. Or at least a cheap rip off of them anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*

Ending Theme: link

The end credits begin with Sean back at Mossberg Harbor with a passenger train. He watches Ian, and Jesse pass him with a freight train. After a few minutes, they clear his path, and Sean departs with his passenger train.

Characters featured in this episode

Sean
Ian
Jesse
Mr. Baldwin
Jazlin
Mily
Ethan
Dan
Grayback
Eddie
Tabby
And S.B AKA Sean Bodine

Songs used for episode

CHiPs Theme: John Parker & Alan Silvestri
The Powerpuff Girls Theme Song: Powerpuff Girls Soundtrack
Runaway: Bill Conti
For Whom The Bell Tolls: Metallica
Roller Disco: Alan Silvestri

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from December 21, 2016