Previously on Trainz
Jesse: You know who else got on well with Mily?
Adam: Joey.
Jesse: Well they are dating, but I was thinking about Jazlin.
Adam: Oh yeah.
Tabby: I can definitely agree with that.
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Jessica: *Uncouples from her train, and moves away from it*
Mily: *Comes towards Jessica* Jessica, we have to move now!!
Jessica: Why?
The bomb explodes, causing a fire from the burning benzene chemicals.
Mily: That's why!
Jessica: Aw, not again!
Mily: Don't worry. Everyone's safe. Now follow me, and whatever you do, don't breath!!
Jessica backed up to Mily. Once the two engines were coupled up, they quickly went as fast as they could backwards.
Jazlin: *Backs up three feet* They better hold their breath, or else they could be in big danger.
Mily: *Pulls Jessica near the fire*
Jessica: *Coughs*
Mily: I know. We're almost gone.
But Mily started to feel tired. The vapors from the benzene were making her drowsy, and unconscious.
Jessica: *Slowing down* Mily? Come on Mily, snap out of it!
Mily: *Tired* i can't.....go any faster. *Applies her brakes*
Jazlin: Oh no!! *Goes towards the two engines*
Jessica: *Coughs* I'm starting to feel unconscious myself.
Jazlin: *Couples up to Mily* Come on you two!
Jazlin's wheels slipped as she slowly started moving the two engines away from the burning benzene.
Mily: *Releases her brakes* Jazlin?
Jessica: *Helping Jazlin move Mily* we're safe.
Jazlin: *Moves the two engines further away from the tank cars*
They were at a safe distance
Jessica: *Regaining consciousness* Thank you Jazlin.
Jazlin: Don't thank me, thank Mily. It was her idea to get you out of there.
Jessica: I just hope she wasn't harmed by all those vapors.
Jazlin: By harmed, do you mean scrapped?
Jessica: Yeah.
Mily: hey.
Jazlin, and Jessica quickly went onto the track left of Mily to observe their friend.
Mily: *Looks at her friends weakly* i told you.. it was a risk I was willing to take...... to save my friend.
Jessica: How do you feel?
Mily: Kinda drowsy.
Jazlin: You just need some rest, and clean fresh air. Let's get you to the repairs.
Back to the present
Jesse: Yeah. I remember hearing about that.
Bri: I was really shocked when it occurred.
Tabby: Jessica kept getting bad luck with someone putting bombs on her train.
Adam: It was lucky for Jazlin she was able to save her friends.
Jack: Especially Jessica. I'd be really depressed without her.
Song: link
Jerry: You mentioned Joey earlier. Wanna talk about him next?
Jesse: Sure.
Intro
Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Makenzie & Casey Jones: *Pulling passenger cars next to each other*
Grayback: *Watching Ethan shunt his freight cars*
Panzer & Robert: *Pulling a freight train together, going over a bridge*
Kenny: *Backing into the sheds between Jeff and Bryce*
Marisa: *Winks while pulling a passenger train out of Eastwood Station*
Ian: *Giving an evil smile*
TRAINZ
Starring Sean of the Eastern Pacific
Makenzie of the Mossberg Narrow Gauge Railroad
Grayback of the Hunterdon Central
Panzer of the Northern Errol Line
Kenny of Kenny's Line
Marisa of the Eastwood & Mossberg
Ian of the Zorrin & Southern
Sean Bodine as S.B.
And many more!
Mily: *Double heading a freight with Jessica*
Megan & Sarah: *Pulling an express together up a hill toward a sunset*
Episode 185: A Quartet Of Farewells Plus One Goodbye Part 4
Jerry: Joey wasn't around as much as the others.
Tabby: No, he wasn't.
Bri: But when he did show up, there was a certain diesel not happy with his presence.
Jack: I'm guessing that was Ian?
Jesse: Yep.
Adam: How did you know?
Jack: Just a random hunch. I figured there was some drama back on the Reading & Northern before either of them came here.
Episode 129: Love Triangle
Ian: Well I got five more minutes until my train leaves. Looks like I might find out who the new engine is, if he or she is on that thing.
Narrator: The new engine was on the ship, and it turned out to be a diesel.
Ian: *Looks at the new engine* A third Reading & Northern engine? Well, what are the odds of- *Notices the engine's number is 3058* Joey?
Joey: *On the track next to Ian* Ian, good to see you again.
Ian: Well I'm not happy to see you.
Joey: Why not?
Ian: Mily.
Joey: That was four years ago. Besides, you were dating a few other engines, at the same time I might add.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Joey: You can't force engines to date you. It's their choice.
Ian: You knew I was going to ask her out first!
Joey: Did I? You never mentioned it to anyone. You two never even spoke to each other. I don't think she even remembers who you are.
Conductor: All aboard.
Ian: I gotta go. We'll discuss this later. *Leaves*
Joey: Hey, you forgot to-
Ian: *Blows his horn twice*
Audience: *Laughing*
Joey: Never mind.
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Mily: *Resting in one of the sheds*
Ian: *On the turntable in front of Mily* Hey, we need to talk.
Mily: *Sees Joey coming towards them* Hold the phone, is that Joey?
Ian: No! *Backs into Mily, and pushes her through the wall of the roundhouse*
Mily: Ow!
Joey: *Looks over at Ian* Sounds like Ian just hurt someone. *Heading for the roundhouse*
Ian: *Heading for Joey* Get out of here!
Joey: What did you do Ian?
Ian: I said get out of here! It's none of your business!
Mily: *Listening to the argument* They know each other?
Joey: I'll tell our controller on you if you don't stop this foolishness.
Ian: Oh please, you don't even know where he is. More importantly, you don't know who he is.
Narrator: But to complicate things for Ian, S.B was heading towards the roundhouse. He saw Mily, and rushed over to see what happened.
S.B: *Stops, and gets out of his car* Mily, what happened?
Mily: Ian pushed me through here. He's fighting with Joey.
S.B: Joey? Must be a new engine. *Runs over to Ian, and Joey*
Joey: What do you have to be disrespectful for? Huh? What are you trying to prove?
S.B: That's enough!!
The two diesels stopped arguing, and looked at S.B. He was furious.
S.B: I couldn't help but notice that Mily has been pushed through a wall in the roundhouse. Anybody wanna explain that?
Joey: Mily? What does she look like?
Ian: S.B, don't tell him.
Joey: What for?
Ian: It's none of your business!!
S.B: Blue pacific, number 425.
Ian: Ugh!
Joey: I know her. I had a feeling Ian would mistreat her.
S.B: Why don't you back up and let him pass you? He has some thinking to do about his mistake.
Joey: *Backing up, past a switch*
Ian: *Goes to the right, passing Joey*
S.B: I believe I know the situation here. You, Ian, and Mily are in a love triangle.
Joey: Go figure.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Joey: Ian never spoke to Mily when we worked in Pennsylvania, so I'm not sure why he would expect her to love him.
S.B: You know, it might be difficult for you to believe this, but they actually were dating since June, last year.
Joey: Is this a joke?
S.B: There's no punchline.
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: So the answer is no. It's not a joke.
Joey: Well, I can't believe Ian finally did it. He's dating Mily.
S.B: Speaking of Mily, we should get her to the repairs.
Narrator: S.B didn't know that Ian and Mily broke up a while ago. He watched as Mily was being rescued.
Joey: *Watching a crane pull Mily out of the roundhouse*
Mily: Joey, it's been too long.
Joey: Yeah, I heard you're dating Ian.
Mily: After what he just did to me? Forget it. I actually broke up with him a week ago.
Joey: Smart girl. It has been too long. What do you say we get things started again?
Mily: I'd love to. *Gets placed on a flatcar*
Joey: First we gotta get you repaired.
Back to the present
Bri: After that fiasco was settled, Joey had some good moments with us.
Tabby: Well said.
Episode 130: Is This Me?
Mr. Baldwin: Donald Trump is sending a camera team over here tomorrow, and they'll be filming us live. I want you all to be on your best behavior, and work hard.
Jazlin: We're like that everyday.
Sean: Except Ian.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Baldwin: Because of that, I sent him over to the Hunterdon Central, to keep him from messing things up for us.
Mily: What if he's messing things up for Mr. Wright?
Sean: I don't think he would like that.
Mr. Baldwin: Actually, according to Mr. Wright, Ian is doing very good.
Joey: You don't say.
Mr. Baldwin: I don't say what?
Audience: *Laughing*
Joey: What?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Baldwin: Okay, you guys enjoy the rest of your day off, and be prepared for tomorrow.
Mily: Yes sir.
Mr. Baldwin: *Leaves*
Joey: So that's who our controller is. I'll admit, it's odd that he speaks through a megaphone. I've never seen anyone do that.
Austin: You'll have to get used to it. He's not the only human that does it.
Sean: If you haven't noticed, our station masters do that sometimes.
Mily: Even a few signalmen do it from time to time.
Joey: I'll have to keep my eyes open for that.
Episode 153: Extra Syllable
Ian: *In the roundhouse with nine engines* And then, I made it to the harbor safely with the heat exchanger.
Andrew: *Bored*
Adam: We know Ian, we know.
Jesse: You keep telling us this story over, and over again.
Victoria: *Sleeping*
Joey: The only ones listening who aren't annoyed are the four random D&H Alco PA's.
Leon: Don't be rude to Ian.
Stan: Ian did a wonderful job.
Sebastian: He should get another episode for himself.
Xavier: We should too. The four of us are the best engines on this railroad.
Back to the present
Adam: Is that really it?
Jesse: Well, there were more episodes where he appeared, but he mostly had minor roles.
Victoria: No wonder we don't have many memories of him.
Jerry: Yet we still have a lot regarding Ian.
Tabby: I hope he decides to change his ways.
Bri: He owns his own railroad, the Zorrin & Southern. I don't think he'll be coming back here ever again.
Adam: Well. Here's to you Ian.
Episode 23: If I Had A Job
S.B: Your flashback also reminded me of a classic TV show I like to watch.
Audience: *Laughing*
Carter: Their flashback reminded me of the job I want.
Sean: Oh yeah?
Carter: Yeah. I wanna be a police officer, and Ian is my son.
Ian: What?
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Carter's flashback was a parody of The Andy Griffith Show.
Audience: *Laughing*
Song: link
Carter: *Going slow with Ian by a stream*
Announcer: The Carter The SD40-2 Show. Starring Carter The SD40-2, with Ian the SD50. Also Starring, Mr. Baldwin.
The flashback ended, but not the song.
S.B: That also reminds me of a classic TV show.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nikki: Isn't there anything that doesn't remind you of a classic TV show?
S.B: Yes, but let's talk about that later. I need to go. *Leaves, and talks to himself* What are those shows? I can't remember them.
Sean: Remember, if you can't remember anything, eat cake. It goes great for every occasion.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Sean was right. Cake does go great for every occasion, and thankfully my mom made a cheesecake. As for the TV shows, I found out what they were. Me, and all of the engines had a good laugh about it, and sometimes watch a few episodes when we're not too busy.
Episode 71: Colored Steam
Ian & Shayne: *Passing through the station, both pulling empty freight cars*
Mily: Looks like they're at it again.
S.B: I wonder who they're racing this time.
Austin: *Passes them, chasing Ian, and Shayne*
Song: link
Austin: *Slowly catching up to the two diesels*
Ian: He's gaining on us.
Shayne: Not for long. He may have to stop at Cadillac Station.
Ian: I hope he does.
Austin: *Getting close to the two diesels*
Shayne: Wait. The third line ends here. Just stay ahead, and we'll win.
Ian: Haha.
Austin: *Getting close, but sees the switch ahead of him* Uh oh!! *Applies his brakes*
Ian: I think we may have an accident!!
Austin: *Hits Ian's train, and goes off the tracks*
Stop the song
Ian: Oooh. I hope he's okay.
Shayne: Let's just hope the damage is minor, and nothing serious.
Austin: *Bleeding on the left side of his face* Wait a minute. Engines don't bleed.
Audience: *Laughing*
Austin: Oh, whatever.
Austin's face moved to the left, and more blood shot out rapidly
Audience: *Laughing*
Austin: This, is really awkward.
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On the Northern Errol Line
Mr. Bruce: You all got your assignments. Get going!!
Panzer: Yes sir! *Leaves with the other engines to get their freight trains*
Sean: *Waiting with Jerry, Jesse, and Ian on the Hunterdon Central tracks* Wait until all five of them leave with their trains. Then that's when we plant our bombs on the tank cars.
Ian: Right-o.
Mr. Bruce: *Watching his engines leave, and gets into his car to drive away*
Sean: Alright, Mr. Bruce just made our job easier for us. Let's plant the bombs.
Narrator: The four diesels quickly, and quietly got onto the Northern Errol Line. They planted a bomb between two tankers, and there were 26 of them.
Jerry: Okay, all of the bombs are planted between the cars.
Sean: Good. Let's go.
As soon as they left the interchange, getting back onto Hunterdon Central track, that's when the cars exploded.
Sean: That was great! Let's get out of here! *Leaves with Jesse, Jerry, and Ian*
Song (Start at 0:43): link
Sean: *Leading the group back to the roundhouse at 75 miles an hour*
Episode 79: Where Diesels Dare
Ian: Those explosions were awesome.
Jesse: Quiet Ian. We're trying to enjoy the music.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Gets back on the Eastern Pacific, followed by Ian, Jesse, and Jerry*
Episode 91: Get Well Soon
Mr. Baldwin: I want you all to be on the lookout of cars going too fast near railroad crossings. You should all stay under the speed of 40 miles an hour, just in case anyone attempts to race you to passing the crossing first. We don't want anymore accidents like what Mily went through. She's been crying about that accident non stop for half an hour.
Sean: Weird. She wasn't crying when me, and Jesse were visiting.
Mr. Baldwin: She's convinced herself that the driver was in the car when she hit it.
Ian: The repairs must be flooded with her tears by now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Austin: Really Ian? You're going to make a joke about that?
Victoria: Austin's right, that's just wrong.
Lucy: You oughta be ashamed of yourself.
Episode 151: Tunnels
Mr. Baldwin: Ian, this big object on the flatcar is a heat exchanger. You gotta get it to Mossberg Harbor so it can be loaded up onto another boat. It will then continue onto it's destination.
Ian: I don't know if I can do this on my own Mr. Baldwin. That looks heavy.
Mr. Baldwin: Looks aren't everything. Good luck.
Ian: *Watching Mr. Baldwin leave* great.... *Couples up to the flatcar* ....if Mr. Baldwin is wrong about this, I'm joining the Northern Errol Line. *Moves the flatcar* Hey, this isn't too bad. *Chuckles* Looks aren't everything.
Narrator: Mr. Baldwin already said that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Song (Start at 1:43): link
Narrator: Though Ian was off to a good start, the journey would get complicated. The main line was blocked due to track maintenance, so Ian had to use the diversion, which meant going through a tunnel.
Ian: *Nervous* This is not going to work. That massive thing on my flatcar is not going to fit in the tunnel, and yet I'm accelerating as I get closer, while raising my voice!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ian: THIS IS NOT GOING TO WORK!! I CAN'T FIT!!! *Goes into the tunnel* ....I MADE IT!!!!!!
Narrator: After overreacting about the tunnel, Ian had no trouble going to Mossberg Harbor.
Episode 153: Extra Syllable
Conductor: We're all set Ian. I'm going into my caboose.
Ian: You do that. *Watches him go all the way to the caboose at the back of the train* Man, this train is going to be too heavy for me. What am I doing?! *Gets pushed*
Narrator: Ian suddenly moved forward, but no one else was behind him.
Ian: *Looks back* Hello? Who just did that?!
Crane: There's no one behind you Ian. We can't even reach your train.
Ian: *Thinking* What am I doing?
His train started to move again, as if the cars were possessed.
Ian: What am I doing? *Going faster* What am I doing? *Getting excited as he increases speed* Hey! I don't have to do anything! My train is moving itself!! What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing?
Song: link
Narrator: As Ian continued asking himself the same question, his train continued to go faster down the mainline. Ian didn't have to do anything, as long as he kept asking himself the same question.
Ian: *Laughing as he blows his horn for a railroad crossing* Halfway there, and I still got a full tank of diesel. *Blows his horn again as he passes the crossing*
Tabby: *In Mirage Station, slipping as she tries to pull seven passenger cars*
Ian: *Passing Tabby* What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing?
Tabby: *Watching Ian* What did he say? I could've used that to help me get out of this station.
Ian: What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing?
Mike: *Waiting behind a crane, clearing a derailment*
Ian: *Passing Mike* What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing?
Mike: Heeey. You're still not as strong as me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ian: *Approaching the hill* Well, here goes nothing. What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing?
Ian's speed did not slow down as he went up the hill. On the other side.
Mily: *Slipping at 10 miles an hour as she pulls nine passenger cars* I think I can, I think I can. *Moaning as she slips again*
Ian: *Coasts down the other side* What am I doing? What am I doing?
Mily: *Shocked* What am I doing? *Doesn't increase speed* Guess it only works for Ian.
Ian: *Applies his brakes* Nova Station, here I come.
Narrator: Playing it safe, Ian kept his brakes on so he wouldn't go too fast down the hill. He made it to Nova Station on time.
The song fades away as Ian's train comes to a stop
Station Master: Good job Ian.
Ian: Thank you. What's my next assignment?
Station Master: Take the empties to the yards.
Ian: Good. I'll be right back.
Mily: *Slipping as her train goes backwards at 1 mile an hour* Ah~ I think I can! It's still not working.
Ian: *Pushing Mily's train, helping her up the hill* Did you try my trick by any chance?
Mily: It didn't work.
Ian: I'm sorry to hear that.
Narrator: Ian continued bragging to the others.
Ian: I didn't even have to use any diesel during my journey. Oh, and I got to see Tabby, and Mily have wheel slip.
Tabby: *Blushes, embarrassingly*
Jack: You know Ian, it's great that you made an amazing accomplishment, but there's no advantage to bragging.
Ian: I'm not bragging.
Tabby: Yes you are. That's why only a few of us like you.
Ian: Are you serious?
Sean: She's telling the truth Ian.
Ian: *Angry* I'm going to the yards. *Leaves*
Tabby: Maybe dating him was a mistake.
Jack: I'm starting to see that too.
Sean: I wonder how Mily will feel when she finds that out.
Tabby: Assuming that no one told her.
Sean: Did you?
Tabby: No.
Jack: If she doesn't already know, she'll probably find out soon. Then you'll get your answer.
Back to the present
Tabby: I still can't believe I dated him.
Bri: You did?
Tabby: Yeah, and it was kind of a mistake. He seemed more interested in my body than anything else.
Jack: Well you do have a busty pair of cylinders. No matter who you run into, they're always gonna be hooked on those.
Tabby: Yeah. I do like having big boobs- dah! I mean cylinders!
Victoria & Adam: *Chuckles*
Tabby: But there are some negatives I could live without.
Bri: For small engines like us, they're kind of a necessity. They may add extra weight, but they also give us good steam pressure.
Victoria: She's not wrong. Even bigger engines like Marisa, & Jessica need them.
Tabby: I actually was considering dating Sean.
Jerry: Yeah, before he met Jazlin. I remember you saying that.
Victoria: I would have liked dating him too.
Jesse: And I bet he wouldn't have made inappropriate comments about your cylinders too.
To Be Continued.
Ending theme (Start it at 1:10): link
Cast Of Characters
Jesse
Adam
Tabby
Jessica
Mily
Jazlin
Bri
Jack
Jerry
Ian
Joey
Mr. Baldwin
Austin
Andrew
Victoria
Leon
Stan
Sebastian
Xavier
Carter
Nikki
Shayne
Mr. Bruce
Panzer
Lucy
And Sean Bodine as S.B.
Soundtrack
CHiPs Theme: John Parker & Alan Silvestri
The Andy Griffith Show theme by Earle Hagen
Menu: Mario Kart: Double Dash!! Soundtrack
Where Eagles Dare Intro: Ron Goodwin
Out For A Walk: Julian Nott
Rise: Herb Alpert
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from November 8, 2023
Jesse: You know who else got on well with Mily?
Adam: Joey.
Jesse: Well they are dating, but I was thinking about Jazlin.
Adam: Oh yeah.
Tabby: I can definitely agree with that.
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Jessica: *Uncouples from her train, and moves away from it*
Mily: *Comes towards Jessica* Jessica, we have to move now!!
Jessica: Why?
The bomb explodes, causing a fire from the burning benzene chemicals.
Mily: That's why!
Jessica: Aw, not again!
Mily: Don't worry. Everyone's safe. Now follow me, and whatever you do, don't breath!!
Jessica backed up to Mily. Once the two engines were coupled up, they quickly went as fast as they could backwards.
Jazlin: *Backs up three feet* They better hold their breath, or else they could be in big danger.
Mily: *Pulls Jessica near the fire*
Jessica: *Coughs*
Mily: I know. We're almost gone.
But Mily started to feel tired. The vapors from the benzene were making her drowsy, and unconscious.
Jessica: *Slowing down* Mily? Come on Mily, snap out of it!
Mily: *Tired* i can't.....go any faster. *Applies her brakes*
Jazlin: Oh no!! *Goes towards the two engines*
Jessica: *Coughs* I'm starting to feel unconscious myself.
Jazlin: *Couples up to Mily* Come on you two!
Jazlin's wheels slipped as she slowly started moving the two engines away from the burning benzene.
Mily: *Releases her brakes* Jazlin?
Jessica: *Helping Jazlin move Mily* we're safe.
Jazlin: *Moves the two engines further away from the tank cars*
They were at a safe distance
Jessica: *Regaining consciousness* Thank you Jazlin.
Jazlin: Don't thank me, thank Mily. It was her idea to get you out of there.
Jessica: I just hope she wasn't harmed by all those vapors.
Jazlin: By harmed, do you mean scrapped?
Jessica: Yeah.
Mily: hey.
Jazlin, and Jessica quickly went onto the track left of Mily to observe their friend.
Mily: *Looks at her friends weakly* i told you.. it was a risk I was willing to take...... to save my friend.
Jessica: How do you feel?
Mily: Kinda drowsy.
Jazlin: You just need some rest, and clean fresh air. Let's get you to the repairs.
Back to the present
Jesse: Yeah. I remember hearing about that.
Bri: I was really shocked when it occurred.
Tabby: Jessica kept getting bad luck with someone putting bombs on her train.
Adam: It was lucky for Jazlin she was able to save her friends.
Jack: Especially Jessica. I'd be really depressed without her.
Song: link
Jerry: You mentioned Joey earlier. Wanna talk about him next?
Jesse: Sure.
Intro
Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Makenzie & Casey Jones: *Pulling passenger cars next to each other*
Grayback: *Watching Ethan shunt his freight cars*
Panzer & Robert: *Pulling a freight train together, going over a bridge*
Kenny: *Backing into the sheds between Jeff and Bryce*
Marisa: *Winks while pulling a passenger train out of Eastwood Station*
Ian: *Giving an evil smile*
TRAINZ
Starring Sean of the Eastern Pacific
Makenzie of the Mossberg Narrow Gauge Railroad
Grayback of the Hunterdon Central
Panzer of the Northern Errol Line
Kenny of Kenny's Line
Marisa of the Eastwood & Mossberg
Ian of the Zorrin & Southern
Sean Bodine as S.B.
And many more!
Mily: *Double heading a freight with Jessica*
Megan & Sarah: *Pulling an express together up a hill toward a sunset*
Episode 185: A Quartet Of Farewells Plus One Goodbye Part 4
Jerry: Joey wasn't around as much as the others.
Tabby: No, he wasn't.
Bri: But when he did show up, there was a certain diesel not happy with his presence.
Jack: I'm guessing that was Ian?
Jesse: Yep.
Adam: How did you know?
Jack: Just a random hunch. I figured there was some drama back on the Reading & Northern before either of them came here.
Episode 129: Love Triangle
Ian: Well I got five more minutes until my train leaves. Looks like I might find out who the new engine is, if he or she is on that thing.
Narrator: The new engine was on the ship, and it turned out to be a diesel.
Ian: *Looks at the new engine* A third Reading & Northern engine? Well, what are the odds of- *Notices the engine's number is 3058* Joey?
Joey: *On the track next to Ian* Ian, good to see you again.
Ian: Well I'm not happy to see you.
Joey: Why not?
Ian: Mily.
Joey: That was four years ago. Besides, you were dating a few other engines, at the same time I might add.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Joey: You can't force engines to date you. It's their choice.
Ian: You knew I was going to ask her out first!
Joey: Did I? You never mentioned it to anyone. You two never even spoke to each other. I don't think she even remembers who you are.
Conductor: All aboard.
Ian: I gotta go. We'll discuss this later. *Leaves*
Joey: Hey, you forgot to-
Ian: *Blows his horn twice*
Audience: *Laughing*
Joey: Never mind.
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Mily: *Resting in one of the sheds*
Ian: *On the turntable in front of Mily* Hey, we need to talk.
Mily: *Sees Joey coming towards them* Hold the phone, is that Joey?
Ian: No! *Backs into Mily, and pushes her through the wall of the roundhouse*
Mily: Ow!
Joey: *Looks over at Ian* Sounds like Ian just hurt someone. *Heading for the roundhouse*
Ian: *Heading for Joey* Get out of here!
Joey: What did you do Ian?
Ian: I said get out of here! It's none of your business!
Mily: *Listening to the argument* They know each other?
Joey: I'll tell our controller on you if you don't stop this foolishness.
Ian: Oh please, you don't even know where he is. More importantly, you don't know who he is.
Narrator: But to complicate things for Ian, S.B was heading towards the roundhouse. He saw Mily, and rushed over to see what happened.
S.B: *Stops, and gets out of his car* Mily, what happened?
Mily: Ian pushed me through here. He's fighting with Joey.
S.B: Joey? Must be a new engine. *Runs over to Ian, and Joey*
Joey: What do you have to be disrespectful for? Huh? What are you trying to prove?
S.B: That's enough!!
The two diesels stopped arguing, and looked at S.B. He was furious.
S.B: I couldn't help but notice that Mily has been pushed through a wall in the roundhouse. Anybody wanna explain that?
Joey: Mily? What does she look like?
Ian: S.B, don't tell him.
Joey: What for?
Ian: It's none of your business!!
S.B: Blue pacific, number 425.
Ian: Ugh!
Joey: I know her. I had a feeling Ian would mistreat her.
S.B: Why don't you back up and let him pass you? He has some thinking to do about his mistake.
Joey: *Backing up, past a switch*
Ian: *Goes to the right, passing Joey*
S.B: I believe I know the situation here. You, Ian, and Mily are in a love triangle.
Joey: Go figure.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Joey: Ian never spoke to Mily when we worked in Pennsylvania, so I'm not sure why he would expect her to love him.
S.B: You know, it might be difficult for you to believe this, but they actually were dating since June, last year.
Joey: Is this a joke?
S.B: There's no punchline.
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: So the answer is no. It's not a joke.
Joey: Well, I can't believe Ian finally did it. He's dating Mily.
S.B: Speaking of Mily, we should get her to the repairs.
Narrator: S.B didn't know that Ian and Mily broke up a while ago. He watched as Mily was being rescued.
Joey: *Watching a crane pull Mily out of the roundhouse*
Mily: Joey, it's been too long.
Joey: Yeah, I heard you're dating Ian.
Mily: After what he just did to me? Forget it. I actually broke up with him a week ago.
Joey: Smart girl. It has been too long. What do you say we get things started again?
Mily: I'd love to. *Gets placed on a flatcar*
Joey: First we gotta get you repaired.
Back to the present
Bri: After that fiasco was settled, Joey had some good moments with us.
Tabby: Well said.
Episode 130: Is This Me?
Mr. Baldwin: Donald Trump is sending a camera team over here tomorrow, and they'll be filming us live. I want you all to be on your best behavior, and work hard.
Jazlin: We're like that everyday.
Sean: Except Ian.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Baldwin: Because of that, I sent him over to the Hunterdon Central, to keep him from messing things up for us.
Mily: What if he's messing things up for Mr. Wright?
Sean: I don't think he would like that.
Mr. Baldwin: Actually, according to Mr. Wright, Ian is doing very good.
Joey: You don't say.
Mr. Baldwin: I don't say what?
Audience: *Laughing*
Joey: What?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Baldwin: Okay, you guys enjoy the rest of your day off, and be prepared for tomorrow.
Mily: Yes sir.
Mr. Baldwin: *Leaves*
Joey: So that's who our controller is. I'll admit, it's odd that he speaks through a megaphone. I've never seen anyone do that.
Austin: You'll have to get used to it. He's not the only human that does it.
Sean: If you haven't noticed, our station masters do that sometimes.
Mily: Even a few signalmen do it from time to time.
Joey: I'll have to keep my eyes open for that.
Episode 153: Extra Syllable
Ian: *In the roundhouse with nine engines* And then, I made it to the harbor safely with the heat exchanger.
Andrew: *Bored*
Adam: We know Ian, we know.
Jesse: You keep telling us this story over, and over again.
Victoria: *Sleeping*
Joey: The only ones listening who aren't annoyed are the four random D&H Alco PA's.
Leon: Don't be rude to Ian.
Stan: Ian did a wonderful job.
Sebastian: He should get another episode for himself.
Xavier: We should too. The four of us are the best engines on this railroad.
Back to the present
Adam: Is that really it?
Jesse: Well, there were more episodes where he appeared, but he mostly had minor roles.
Victoria: No wonder we don't have many memories of him.
Jerry: Yet we still have a lot regarding Ian.
Tabby: I hope he decides to change his ways.
Bri: He owns his own railroad, the Zorrin & Southern. I don't think he'll be coming back here ever again.
Adam: Well. Here's to you Ian.
Episode 23: If I Had A Job
S.B: Your flashback also reminded me of a classic TV show I like to watch.
Audience: *Laughing*
Carter: Their flashback reminded me of the job I want.
Sean: Oh yeah?
Carter: Yeah. I wanna be a police officer, and Ian is my son.
Ian: What?
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Carter's flashback was a parody of The Andy Griffith Show.
Audience: *Laughing*
Song: link
Carter: *Going slow with Ian by a stream*
Announcer: The Carter The SD40-2 Show. Starring Carter The SD40-2, with Ian the SD50. Also Starring, Mr. Baldwin.
The flashback ended, but not the song.
S.B: That also reminds me of a classic TV show.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nikki: Isn't there anything that doesn't remind you of a classic TV show?
S.B: Yes, but let's talk about that later. I need to go. *Leaves, and talks to himself* What are those shows? I can't remember them.
Sean: Remember, if you can't remember anything, eat cake. It goes great for every occasion.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Sean was right. Cake does go great for every occasion, and thankfully my mom made a cheesecake. As for the TV shows, I found out what they were. Me, and all of the engines had a good laugh about it, and sometimes watch a few episodes when we're not too busy.
Episode 71: Colored Steam
Ian & Shayne: *Passing through the station, both pulling empty freight cars*
Mily: Looks like they're at it again.
S.B: I wonder who they're racing this time.
Austin: *Passes them, chasing Ian, and Shayne*
Song: link
Austin: *Slowly catching up to the two diesels*
Ian: He's gaining on us.
Shayne: Not for long. He may have to stop at Cadillac Station.
Ian: I hope he does.
Austin: *Getting close to the two diesels*
Shayne: Wait. The third line ends here. Just stay ahead, and we'll win.
Ian: Haha.
Austin: *Getting close, but sees the switch ahead of him* Uh oh!! *Applies his brakes*
Ian: I think we may have an accident!!
Austin: *Hits Ian's train, and goes off the tracks*
Stop the song
Ian: Oooh. I hope he's okay.
Shayne: Let's just hope the damage is minor, and nothing serious.
Austin: *Bleeding on the left side of his face* Wait a minute. Engines don't bleed.
Audience: *Laughing*
Austin: Oh, whatever.
Austin's face moved to the left, and more blood shot out rapidly
Audience: *Laughing*
Austin: This, is really awkward.
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On the Northern Errol Line
Mr. Bruce: You all got your assignments. Get going!!
Panzer: Yes sir! *Leaves with the other engines to get their freight trains*
Sean: *Waiting with Jerry, Jesse, and Ian on the Hunterdon Central tracks* Wait until all five of them leave with their trains. Then that's when we plant our bombs on the tank cars.
Ian: Right-o.
Mr. Bruce: *Watching his engines leave, and gets into his car to drive away*
Sean: Alright, Mr. Bruce just made our job easier for us. Let's plant the bombs.
Narrator: The four diesels quickly, and quietly got onto the Northern Errol Line. They planted a bomb between two tankers, and there were 26 of them.
Jerry: Okay, all of the bombs are planted between the cars.
Sean: Good. Let's go.
As soon as they left the interchange, getting back onto Hunterdon Central track, that's when the cars exploded.
Sean: That was great! Let's get out of here! *Leaves with Jesse, Jerry, and Ian*
Song (Start at 0:43): link
Sean: *Leading the group back to the roundhouse at 75 miles an hour*
Episode 79: Where Diesels Dare
Ian: Those explosions were awesome.
Jesse: Quiet Ian. We're trying to enjoy the music.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Gets back on the Eastern Pacific, followed by Ian, Jesse, and Jerry*
Episode 91: Get Well Soon
Mr. Baldwin: I want you all to be on the lookout of cars going too fast near railroad crossings. You should all stay under the speed of 40 miles an hour, just in case anyone attempts to race you to passing the crossing first. We don't want anymore accidents like what Mily went through. She's been crying about that accident non stop for half an hour.
Sean: Weird. She wasn't crying when me, and Jesse were visiting.
Mr. Baldwin: She's convinced herself that the driver was in the car when she hit it.
Ian: The repairs must be flooded with her tears by now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Austin: Really Ian? You're going to make a joke about that?
Victoria: Austin's right, that's just wrong.
Lucy: You oughta be ashamed of yourself.
Episode 151: Tunnels
Mr. Baldwin: Ian, this big object on the flatcar is a heat exchanger. You gotta get it to Mossberg Harbor so it can be loaded up onto another boat. It will then continue onto it's destination.
Ian: I don't know if I can do this on my own Mr. Baldwin. That looks heavy.
Mr. Baldwin: Looks aren't everything. Good luck.
Ian: *Watching Mr. Baldwin leave* great.... *Couples up to the flatcar* ....if Mr. Baldwin is wrong about this, I'm joining the Northern Errol Line. *Moves the flatcar* Hey, this isn't too bad. *Chuckles* Looks aren't everything.
Narrator: Mr. Baldwin already said that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Song (Start at 1:43): link
Narrator: Though Ian was off to a good start, the journey would get complicated. The main line was blocked due to track maintenance, so Ian had to use the diversion, which meant going through a tunnel.
Ian: *Nervous* This is not going to work. That massive thing on my flatcar is not going to fit in the tunnel, and yet I'm accelerating as I get closer, while raising my voice!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ian: THIS IS NOT GOING TO WORK!! I CAN'T FIT!!! *Goes into the tunnel* ....I MADE IT!!!!!!
Narrator: After overreacting about the tunnel, Ian had no trouble going to Mossberg Harbor.
Episode 153: Extra Syllable
Conductor: We're all set Ian. I'm going into my caboose.
Ian: You do that. *Watches him go all the way to the caboose at the back of the train* Man, this train is going to be too heavy for me. What am I doing?! *Gets pushed*
Narrator: Ian suddenly moved forward, but no one else was behind him.
Ian: *Looks back* Hello? Who just did that?!
Crane: There's no one behind you Ian. We can't even reach your train.
Ian: *Thinking* What am I doing?
His train started to move again, as if the cars were possessed.
Ian: What am I doing? *Going faster* What am I doing? *Getting excited as he increases speed* Hey! I don't have to do anything! My train is moving itself!! What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing?
Song: link
Narrator: As Ian continued asking himself the same question, his train continued to go faster down the mainline. Ian didn't have to do anything, as long as he kept asking himself the same question.
Ian: *Laughing as he blows his horn for a railroad crossing* Halfway there, and I still got a full tank of diesel. *Blows his horn again as he passes the crossing*
Tabby: *In Mirage Station, slipping as she tries to pull seven passenger cars*
Ian: *Passing Tabby* What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing?
Tabby: *Watching Ian* What did he say? I could've used that to help me get out of this station.
Ian: What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing?
Mike: *Waiting behind a crane, clearing a derailment*
Ian: *Passing Mike* What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing?
Mike: Heeey. You're still not as strong as me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ian: *Approaching the hill* Well, here goes nothing. What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing?
Ian's speed did not slow down as he went up the hill. On the other side.
Mily: *Slipping at 10 miles an hour as she pulls nine passenger cars* I think I can, I think I can. *Moaning as she slips again*
Ian: *Coasts down the other side* What am I doing? What am I doing?
Mily: *Shocked* What am I doing? *Doesn't increase speed* Guess it only works for Ian.
Ian: *Applies his brakes* Nova Station, here I come.
Narrator: Playing it safe, Ian kept his brakes on so he wouldn't go too fast down the hill. He made it to Nova Station on time.
The song fades away as Ian's train comes to a stop
Station Master: Good job Ian.
Ian: Thank you. What's my next assignment?
Station Master: Take the empties to the yards.
Ian: Good. I'll be right back.
Mily: *Slipping as her train goes backwards at 1 mile an hour* Ah~ I think I can! It's still not working.
Ian: *Pushing Mily's train, helping her up the hill* Did you try my trick by any chance?
Mily: It didn't work.
Ian: I'm sorry to hear that.
Narrator: Ian continued bragging to the others.
Ian: I didn't even have to use any diesel during my journey. Oh, and I got to see Tabby, and Mily have wheel slip.
Tabby: *Blushes, embarrassingly*
Jack: You know Ian, it's great that you made an amazing accomplishment, but there's no advantage to bragging.
Ian: I'm not bragging.
Tabby: Yes you are. That's why only a few of us like you.
Ian: Are you serious?
Sean: She's telling the truth Ian.
Ian: *Angry* I'm going to the yards. *Leaves*
Tabby: Maybe dating him was a mistake.
Jack: I'm starting to see that too.
Sean: I wonder how Mily will feel when she finds that out.
Tabby: Assuming that no one told her.
Sean: Did you?
Tabby: No.
Jack: If she doesn't already know, she'll probably find out soon. Then you'll get your answer.
Back to the present
Tabby: I still can't believe I dated him.
Bri: You did?
Tabby: Yeah, and it was kind of a mistake. He seemed more interested in my body than anything else.
Jack: Well you do have a busty pair of cylinders. No matter who you run into, they're always gonna be hooked on those.
Tabby: Yeah. I do like having big boobs- dah! I mean cylinders!
Victoria & Adam: *Chuckles*
Tabby: But there are some negatives I could live without.
Bri: For small engines like us, they're kind of a necessity. They may add extra weight, but they also give us good steam pressure.
Victoria: She's not wrong. Even bigger engines like Marisa, & Jessica need them.
Tabby: I actually was considering dating Sean.
Jerry: Yeah, before he met Jazlin. I remember you saying that.
Victoria: I would have liked dating him too.
Jesse: And I bet he wouldn't have made inappropriate comments about your cylinders too.
To Be Continued.
Ending theme (Start it at 1:10): link
Cast Of Characters
Jesse
Adam
Tabby
Jessica
Mily
Jazlin
Bri
Jack
Jerry
Ian
Joey
Mr. Baldwin
Austin
Andrew
Victoria
Leon
Stan
Sebastian
Xavier
Carter
Nikki
Shayne
Mr. Bruce
Panzer
Lucy
And Sean Bodine as S.B.
Soundtrack
CHiPs Theme: John Parker & Alan Silvestri
The Andy Griffith Show theme by Earle Hagen
Menu: Mario Kart: Double Dash!! Soundtrack
Where Eagles Dare Intro: Ron Goodwin
Out For A Walk: Julian Nott
Rise: Herb Alpert
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from November 8, 2023
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see!
Song (Start at 2:22): link
Sean: *Passes a railroad crossing, then sees a red signal at Delta Station* Really? *Stops*
He wasn't upset for long though when he saw who stopped next to him with another passenger train.
Stop the song
Sean: *Looks to his left, and sees Mily*
Mily: Hi.
Sean: Hello.
Mily: What brings you here?
Sean: This red signal. I'm supposed to be at Nova.
Stationmaster: *Arrives* Hey Sean, sorry for the delay, but Victoria, and Andrew are doing track work. Once Jerry, and Jesse pass through with their freights, you can go.
Sean: Good to know.
Mily: How's your day been?...
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Sean: *Passes a railroad crossing, then sees a red signal at Delta Station* Really? *Stops*
He wasn't upset for long though when he saw who stopped next to him with another passenger train.
It's Mily! ^-^
Stop the song
Sean: *Looks to his left, and sees Mily*
Mily: Hi.
Sean: Hello.
Mily: What brings you here?
Sean: This red signal. I'm supposed to be at Nova.
Stationmaster: *Arrives* Hey Sean, sorry for the delay, but Victoria, and Andrew are doing track work. Once Jerry, and Jesse pass through with their freights, you can go.
Sean: Good to know.
Mily: How's your day been?...
Jerry
On a beautiful sunny day, Mily arrived at Mossberg Harbor with five coaches.
Sean: *Stopping next to Mily* Hey. *Talks in a Southern Accent* This station ain't big for the two of us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mily: *Giggles* Come on, let's get turned around for our return trips. *Goes next to Sean as they head for the turntable*
Jazlin: *On the turntable*
Jesse: Will it be fixed soon?
Austin: Don't rush the workmen Jesse.
Workmen: *Finish fixing the turntable*
Jazlin: *Turning around*
Sean & Mily: *Waiting behind Jesse, and Austin*
Engine: *Heading towards Mily's coaches,...
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Sean: *Stopping next to Mily* Hey. *Talks in a Southern Accent* This station ain't big for the two of us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mily: *Giggles* Come on, let's get turned around for our return trips. *Goes next to Sean as they head for the turntable*
Jazlin: *On the turntable*
Jesse: Will it be fixed soon?
Austin: Don't rush the workmen Jesse.
Workmen: *Finish fixing the turntable*
Jazlin: *Turning around*
Sean & Mily: *Waiting behind Jesse, and Austin*
This engine enters the harbor
Engine: *Heading towards Mily's coaches,...
