WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Sorry about the random scream. I'm just so psyched! IT'S SUMMER VACATION!!!! Summer is the most awesome time of the year. You get to have cookouts, pool parties, and spend hours at nightclubs(Well, that's what my cousin does)! Seriously.
DJ and I were riding our bikes around the cul-de-sac by his house(OKAY, the bike I was riding is Harold's; I stole it from him last night)when his mom's car rode up. "Devon Joseph, let's go! We gotta be at the airport at 7!" She said. "Oh, hi, Ryan!" I wave back.
This is a bit embarassing, but my actual name is Ryan. The reason my name is, well, what it is, is because the dumbass doctors switched my middle and first name around by mistake. I was supposed to be "Ryan Duncan Payne" but, because of the error, I am "Duncan Ryan Payne". I'd take Duncan Ryan Payne any day. Ryan is such a dumb name(no offense to any of you who are actually named Ryan). I told my mom that at dinner, and she went upstairs and cried. I felt so bad that I came upstairs to apologize, and she told me the most amazing thing....the name error happened to my late Uncle Al. He was supposed to be "Ryan Albert Payne", but...you know. Oh, crap, now I'm crying. I hate that. Oh, it's time for dinner. I better wipe my face before my mom gets worried.
SUMMER!!!
Sorry about the random scream. I'm just so psyched! IT'S SUMMER VACATION!!!! Summer is the most awesome time of the year. You get to have cookouts, pool parties, and spend hours at nightclubs(Well, that's what my cousin does)! Seriously.
DJ and I were riding our bikes around the cul-de-sac by his house(OKAY, the bike I was riding is Harold's; I stole it from him last night)when his mom's car rode up. "Devon Joseph, let's go! We gotta be at the airport at 7!" She said. "Oh, hi, Ryan!" I wave back.
This is a bit embarassing, but my actual name is Ryan. The reason my name is, well, what it is, is because the dumbass doctors switched my middle and first name around by mistake. I was supposed to be "Ryan Duncan Payne" but, because of the error, I am "Duncan Ryan Payne". I'd take Duncan Ryan Payne any day. Ryan is such a dumb name(no offense to any of you who are actually named Ryan). I told my mom that at dinner, and she went upstairs and cried. I felt so bad that I came upstairs to apologize, and she told me the most amazing thing....the name error happened to my late Uncle Al. He was supposed to be "Ryan Albert Payne", but...you know. Oh, crap, now I'm crying. I hate that. Oh, it's time for dinner. I better wipe my face before my mom gets worried.
SUMMER!!!
