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“I’ll have to buy Esme a new bed frame,” I confessed, glancing over my shoulder. She followed my gaze and I saw shock on her face. Didn’t she notice that at night? Me, destroying a bad, made a lot of noise. But actually, our attention was involved in some other activity.
“Hmm. You’d think I would have heard that.”
“You seem to be extraordinarily unobservant when your attention is otherwise involved.”
“I was a bit absorbed,” She admitted, blushing a deep red, I felt the warms of her skin and her heartbeat accelerated again. She was embarrassed. Bella’s heart beat – the sweetest sound I’ve ever heard. I didn’t want to lose that in a vampire Bella. I touched her burning cheek and sighed. “I’m really going to miss that.”
She stared at my face, I guess, she was trying to find out, if I was angry at her.
“How are you feeling?”
She sounded confused. I laughed. She looked like a kid, that broke something, trying to get to know, if the parents will punish her.
“What?” She demanded.
“You look so guilty—like you’ve committed a crime.”
“I feel guilty,” She muttered.
“So you seduced your all-too-willing husband. That’s not a capital offense.”
I teased her. I felt more warms of her cheeks. “The word seduced implies a certain amount of premeditation.”
“Maybe that was the wrong word,” I agreed. She still haven’t found out, what she wanted. I saw it in the crease on her forehead.
“You’re not angry?”
I smiled. This is the main question. “I’m not angry.”
“Why not?”
“Well . . .” she had a right to know the reasons of me being happy. “I didn’t hurt you, for one thing. It was easier this time, to control myself, to channel the excesses.” my eyes found the damaged frame again.
“Maybe because I had a better idea of what to expect.”
Her face became enlighten and a smile full of hope crossed it. My sweetest Bella, it was s right to see her smiling so sincerely. “I told you that it was all about practice.” Oh, yeah, of course. Of course, she forgot that I need to keep her safe and that I was risking her life every second. I rolled my eyes. Bella’s stomach growled, and I laughed. I was happy that we were interrupted in the middle of this confronting discussion.
“Breakfast time for the human?” I asked. I got out of bed in a second.
“Please,” She said, hopping out of bed. She moved sharply and started to lose the balance. I caught her before in a second into my arms. I started to worry again.
“Are you all right?”
“If I don’t have a better sense of equilibrium in my next life, I’m demanding a refund.”
We got to the kitchen and she left me beside the table. She cooked this morning, frying up some eggs. As I could say, she was very hungry - impatient, she flipped them onto a plate after just a few minutes. Her flower scent mixed with the scent of fried eggs.
“Since when do you eat eggs sunny-side up?” I asked. I was curious. It didn’t seem like Bella. She always liked to cook and never liked eggs too much.
“Since now.” She told me, completely busy with her breakfast.
“Do you know how many eggs you’ve gone through in the last week?” I pulled the trash bin out from under the sink—it was full of empty blue cartons. Her gaze seemed surprised a little.
“Weird,” She said after swallowing a scorching bite. “This place is messing with my appetite.” She was silent for a moment, like reminding something. “But I like it here. We’ll probably have to leave soon, though, won’t we, to make it to Dartmouth in time? Wow, I guess we need to find a place to live and stuff, too.”
Oh, the college thing. I decided not to make her do her part of a deal, that she tried to offer me last night. Everything has to be as she likes, because, as I noticed, my way was always wrong for her. I sat down next to her. The warms of her body, right beside me made me feel incredible.
“You can give up the college pretense now—you’ve gotten what you wanted. And we didn’t agree to a deal, so there are no strings attached.”
She snorted. “It wasn’t a pretense, Edward. I don’t spend my free time plotting like some people do. What can we do to wear Bella out today?” She tried to fake my voice. I laughed, unashamed. “I really do want a little more time being human.” She leaned over to me and touched my bare chest, leaving burning trills on my skin. “I have not had enough.”I gave her a dubious look.
“For this?” I asked, catching her cruel hand as it moved down my stomach.
“Sex was the key all along?” I rolled my eyes. “Why didn’t I think of that?” I muttered sarcastically. But I knew all long that it was the key. But the problem was that her safety was more important for me. It was the reason of my whole existence, actually.
“I could have saved myself a lot of arguments.”
She laughed. “Yeah, probably.”
“You are so human,” I said again. And she was so Bella – sweet, innocent, fragile and fearless.
“I know.”
I smiled. “We’re going to Dartmouth? Really?”
“I’ll probably fail out in one semester.”
“I’ll tutor you.” My smile was wider now. “You’re going to love college.”
“Do you think we can find an apartment this late?”
I grimaced, looking guilty. I was always trying to prepare to the different changes. “Well, we sort of already have a house there. You know, just in case.”
“I’ll have to buy Esme a new bed frame,” I confessed, glancing over my shoulder. She followed my gaze and I saw shock on her face. Didn’t she notice that at night? Me, destroying a bad, made a lot of noise. But actually, our attention was involved in some other activity.
“Hmm. You’d think I would have heard that.”
“You seem to be extraordinarily unobservant when your attention is otherwise involved.”
“I was a bit absorbed,” She admitted, blushing a deep red, I felt the warms of her skin and her heartbeat accelerated again. She was embarrassed. Bella’s heart beat – the sweetest sound I’ve ever heard. I didn’t want to lose that in a vampire Bella. I touched her burning cheek and sighed. “I’m really going to miss that.”
She stared at my face, I guess, she was trying to find out, if I was angry at her.
“How are you feeling?”
She sounded confused. I laughed. She looked like a kid, that broke something, trying to get to know, if the parents will punish her.
“What?” She demanded.
“You look so guilty—like you’ve committed a crime.”
“I feel guilty,” She muttered.
“So you seduced your all-too-willing husband. That’s not a capital offense.”
I teased her. I felt more warms of her cheeks. “The word seduced implies a certain amount of premeditation.”
“Maybe that was the wrong word,” I agreed. She still haven’t found out, what she wanted. I saw it in the crease on her forehead.
“You’re not angry?”
I smiled. This is the main question. “I’m not angry.”
“Why not?”
“Well . . .” she had a right to know the reasons of me being happy. “I didn’t hurt you, for one thing. It was easier this time, to control myself, to channel the excesses.” my eyes found the damaged frame again.
“Maybe because I had a better idea of what to expect.”
Her face became enlighten and a smile full of hope crossed it. My sweetest Bella, it was s right to see her smiling so sincerely. “I told you that it was all about practice.” Oh, yeah, of course. Of course, she forgot that I need to keep her safe and that I was risking her life every second. I rolled my eyes. Bella’s stomach growled, and I laughed. I was happy that we were interrupted in the middle of this confronting discussion.
“Breakfast time for the human?” I asked. I got out of bed in a second.
“Please,” She said, hopping out of bed. She moved sharply and started to lose the balance. I caught her before in a second into my arms. I started to worry again.
“Are you all right?”
“If I don’t have a better sense of equilibrium in my next life, I’m demanding a refund.”
We got to the kitchen and she left me beside the table. She cooked this morning, frying up some eggs. As I could say, she was very hungry - impatient, she flipped them onto a plate after just a few minutes. Her flower scent mixed with the scent of fried eggs.
“Since when do you eat eggs sunny-side up?” I asked. I was curious. It didn’t seem like Bella. She always liked to cook and never liked eggs too much.
“Since now.” She told me, completely busy with her breakfast.
“Do you know how many eggs you’ve gone through in the last week?” I pulled the trash bin out from under the sink—it was full of empty blue cartons. Her gaze seemed surprised a little.
“Weird,” She said after swallowing a scorching bite. “This place is messing with my appetite.” She was silent for a moment, like reminding something. “But I like it here. We’ll probably have to leave soon, though, won’t we, to make it to Dartmouth in time? Wow, I guess we need to find a place to live and stuff, too.”
Oh, the college thing. I decided not to make her do her part of a deal, that she tried to offer me last night. Everything has to be as she likes, because, as I noticed, my way was always wrong for her. I sat down next to her. The warms of her body, right beside me made me feel incredible.
“You can give up the college pretense now—you’ve gotten what you wanted. And we didn’t agree to a deal, so there are no strings attached.”
She snorted. “It wasn’t a pretense, Edward. I don’t spend my free time plotting like some people do. What can we do to wear Bella out today?” She tried to fake my voice. I laughed, unashamed. “I really do want a little more time being human.” She leaned over to me and touched my bare chest, leaving burning trills on my skin. “I have not had enough.”I gave her a dubious look.
“For this?” I asked, catching her cruel hand as it moved down my stomach.
“Sex was the key all along?” I rolled my eyes. “Why didn’t I think of that?” I muttered sarcastically. But I knew all long that it was the key. But the problem was that her safety was more important for me. It was the reason of my whole existence, actually.
“I could have saved myself a lot of arguments.”
She laughed. “Yeah, probably.”
“You are so human,” I said again. And she was so Bella – sweet, innocent, fragile and fearless.
“I know.”
I smiled. “We’re going to Dartmouth? Really?”
“I’ll probably fail out in one semester.”
“I’ll tutor you.” My smile was wider now. “You’re going to love college.”
“Do you think we can find an apartment this late?”
I grimaced, looking guilty. I was always trying to prepare to the different changes. “Well, we sort of already have a house there. You know, just in case.”
*You're a little fat!
*Every boy in the school prefer Bella than you!
*If you look in the mirror it breaks!
*Emmett is cheating you with Jessica!
*Emmett told me that you're so worthless that! doesn't serve either to have a child!
*Carlisle told me that he saved you because you were ruining the beauty of the streets!
*Edward prefer Bella because she's human!
*Emmett said he is dating you because he feels sorry for you!
*I think you love Jacob Black!
*I think emmett is too beautiful for you!
*You look like a transvestite!
*You are the worse baseball player in the world!
*You are smelling like a dog! I think you had sex with jacob!
*You are just a pretty face, but you are so dumb!
Stewart had some apprehensions about shooting that scene. She didn't want the scenario of two teens, one being a vampire who happens to be many years older than his facade of 17, deciding to marry one another to look silly or unbelievable.
"Well, to decide you're gonna marry someone at 18 is a pretty hefty decision," she told MTV News from the red carpet of the premiere of her new movie, "The Yellow Handkerchief." "And I didn't want to look stupid. I didn't want it to look like kids getting married. You know what I mean?"
Stewart said she had to find an emotional space that allowed her to make a teenage engagement seem plausible. "I wanted to be, like, 'Oh! Wow! I would say yes too!' You know what I mean? So I don't know how you do that. You try to do it for real, and it felt good. I hope it turned out alright."
"Well, to decide you're gonna marry someone at 18 is a pretty hefty decision," she told MTV News from the red carpet of the premiere of her new movie, "The Yellow Handkerchief." "And I didn't want to look stupid. I didn't want it to look like kids getting married. You know what I mean?"
Stewart said she had to find an emotional space that allowed her to make a teenage engagement seem plausible. "I wanted to be, like, 'Oh! Wow! I would say yes too!' You know what I mean? So I don't know how you do that. You try to do it for real, and it felt good. I hope it turned out alright."
1. dress as tinkerbell and run through the house saying hes a pixie like alice
2. pretend hes a striper and strip for edward on hes piano
3. take alices porche for a joy ride
4.go to school and yell that jasper thinks he is his boyfriend
5. emmett is never allowed to run through the hospital yelling DADDY!
6. emmett is never allowed to tell alice pink is not her color
7. emmett is never allowed to drive a school bus
8. or drive the bus into a lake
9. emmett is never allowed to tell esma that he will go find a new "fake" mom
10. emmett is never allowed to tell jasper texans are hicks
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9. “I’m so full I’m about to puke, but I think I can force it down. I won’t enjoy it at all though.” (Page 239)
8. “I’m useless these days, no wonder Billy’s always gone. I’m so boring.” (Page 326)
7. “I run at a toasty one-oh-eight point nine these days. I’ll have you sweating in no time.” (Page 490)
6. “Of course, you’d warm up faster if you took your clothes off.” (Page 491)
5. “Does my being half-naked bother you?” (Page 216)
4. “Go fetch a space heater. I’m not a St. Bernard!” (Page 289)
3. “It’s enough of a pain to carry the shorts around with me, let alone a complete outfit. What do I look like, a pack mule?” (Page 216)
2. “Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV.” (Page 119)
1. “Next time you want to hit me, use a baseball bat or a crowbar, okay?” (Page 335)
1. You wake up in the middle of the night to find him climbing through your window to watch you sleep.
2. He hates your dog, and all dogs for that matter.
3. He looks at you like you're somethig to eat.
4. He frequently tells you how nice you smell.
5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!
6. He stops a van from almost crushing you to death with his bear hands.
7. He can bounce fruit from his feet like a soccer ball (apples are his specialty).
8. He calls you spider monkey and runs around with you on his back.
9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.
10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".
2. He hates your dog, and all dogs for that matter.
3. He looks at you like you're somethig to eat.
4. He frequently tells you how nice you smell.
5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!
6. He stops a van from almost crushing you to death with his bear hands.
7. He can bounce fruit from his feet like a soccer ball (apples are his specialty).
8. He calls you spider monkey and runs around with you on his back.
9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.
10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".