10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.
9. Call him a space heater.
8. Tell him that dogs make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim you have imprinted. Say you love him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.
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9. Call him a space heater.
8. Tell him that dogs make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim you have imprinted. Say you love him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.
Source: link
it's about bella's and edward's wedding night
My dream day was here
i was glad and excited
i felt like my life's meaning was clear
to walk down the isle with my sweet prince
i thank god for this gift
edward love of mine,
tonight i'm yours for the first time
just to think about it
sends shivers down my spine
put your cold hand in mine
so i can show you the way to a place you've never been
right there on my body
felling a way a woman should feel
when you touch me
when you kiss me
when you're deep inside me
the cold, the pain nothing matters
this night will not be in vain
My dream day was here
i was glad and excited
i felt like my life's meaning was clear
to walk down the isle with my sweet prince
i thank god for this gift
edward love of mine,
tonight i'm yours for the first time
just to think about it
sends shivers down my spine
put your cold hand in mine
so i can show you the way to a place you've never been
right there on my body
felling a way a woman should feel
when you touch me
when you kiss me
when you're deep inside me
the cold, the pain nothing matters
this night will not be in vain