-Rosalie-

NOT AGAIN, EDWARD!!!!!!! I thought as loudly as I could. For a vampire with supposedly advanced thinking skills, he sure seemed mentally challenged.

Word of advice: You do NOT dye my hair purple. ESPECIALLY after I recently ALMSOT forgave you for dying it green.

So I lost it and started the chase. Alice followed us, on my side, which immediately made me feel better about the perceived odds of actually catching him. Way better.

-Emmett-

I try refraining from involving myself in the epic struggle between Rose and Ed. Heck, who am I kidding, I all but cheer them on. It's just way too funny to exclude from your life.

Not sure why she always gets so mad, though. Wish my hair was green, sometimes.

-Jasper-

I hate it when Edward decides to be an idiot and infuriate Rosalie. It HURTS being near her when that happens. Did I mention that it happens WAY TOO OFTEN FOR MY LIKING. Not that they care.

-Alice-

Edward, I will SO get you for this later. Rosalie's hair AGAIN? If you're gonna prank her, figure out something NEW to do, please. Plus Rosalie has NICE hair, and it's just irritating after a while to watch you guys hate each other.

Seriously.

-Edward-

Perhaps I should have thought of something else to do to Rosalie. But watching her try to claw my eyes out for changing her hair colour last time was incredibly amusing. So I had not been able to resist repeating the action. For old times' sake as well as incurable boredom.

-Bella-

Don't they EVER do anyting else? Really, I would mess with Rosalie maybe ONCE a millenium and then be grateful if I lived to tell the tale, not as often as a few times a month. Really.

-Carlisle-

I wish I could go an entire day without hearing Edward and Rosalie disagreeing. Or agreeing and then arguing over who is right. Whichever.

Just saying. Although it might tilt the axis of the universe.

-Esme-

I truly wish Edward and Rosalie would live a little more peacefully. Is it really necessary to argue so? But I had an idea. Alice had predicted a thunderstorm would be making an appearance in maybe two or so weeks, so perhaps we could all go play baseball.

-Jacob-

I never get tired of watching Edward and Blondie fight. I try staying away from Blondie, it just works for you more if you're planning on living a long life. But that doesn't stop me from finding it funny.

-Renesmee-

Why can't my dad just grow up already? He's supposedly over a century old now, not a freaking twelve year old.