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200+2 Symtoms of the Obsessive Twilight Disorder!
1) Always looking out the window for a rabbit, silver Volvo, red Jeep or a yellow Porsche!
2) You like telling to random people who much you love Twilight!
3) “Googling” I love Edward/Jacob during class way too often!
4) When Twilight was shown in a store you walked to a person and hand them the book begging them to read it.
5) Having every Twilight picture ever made and pasted onto your wall for a Twilight wall of fame.
6) Moving into your own room and picking out wallpaper, you use a wall only for a giant picture of Edward and Bella.
7) Spending 9 and a half hours on a dial-up computer trying to download Adobe Reader to read Breaking Dawn 1st chapter and Midnight Sun!
8) Telling Twilight stories like their your own and laugh at them.
9) You’re really proud when people call you Twihard!
10) Watching a Volvo in the gas station, running to into the store and running around yelling "EDWARD! I AM HERE! WHERE ARE YOUUUU?"
11) You are really happy for being one of those who had the chance to watch Edward in the big screen!
12) Having at least 100 pictures of something related to twilight on your i-pod .
13) Debating with your friends over who is better Edward or Jacob for 5 hours.
14) If your boyfriend is jealous of a supernatural creature!
15) Forcing your boyfriend and friends to read Twilight!
16) Randomly talk about Twilight to random people.
17) After reading Eclipse trying to figure out what will happen in Breaking Dawn.
18) Making your friends putting their hands over their ears & screaming anytime you mention anything remotely related to Twilight.
19) Relating even the most random things to twilight (foods, songs, movies, things ppl say, etc.)
20) Yelling at the New Moon book, and begging for Edward to come back!
21) Checking the news for the “Breaking dawn” movie at least once a day!
22) Having a notebook full of reasons why you love Edward/Jacob!
23) Talking to people and ease a conversation of Twilight in it.
24) Watching the Breaking Dawn trailer way too often until something else comes out [like the other trailer thing].
25) Imagining yourself as Bella while reading the book.
26) Having dreams about Twilight , Edward and Bella almost every night and sometimes you are “Bella” in those dreams!
27) Saying «Holy Crow!" on more than one occasion.
28) You get annoyed when people named Isabella prefer "Izzy" over "Bella".
29) Wanna name your child of a Twilight Character name.
30) Believing you’re a character sometimes.
31) Start wearing Topaz colored contacts.
32) Throwing a temper tantrum when people wear fangs in their vampire costume.
33) You have spent your summer combing forums and fanfics.
34) Having a shirt saying” I AM HAVING A HARD TIME DEALING WITH THE FACT THAT EDWARD CULLEN IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER.”
35) Having a shirt saying “Team Edward…because real man do sparkle!”
36) Get really defensive whenever someone disses the book.
37) Finding yourself thinking about twilight several times a day.
38) Accidently calling your friends Twilight names.
39) Find yourself wishing that you are a vampire.
40) Feeling sad sometimes because Edward is a fictional character and you’ll never meet him ….
41) despite the fact that deep inside you still think (hope never dies) he might be real!
42) Buying a whole magazine just so you can rip out the poster with Twilight on it and stick it on your wall.
43) Having a special place in your library consisting of only 4 books (twilight, new moon, eclipse and breaking dawn, and possibly a spot reserved for midnight sun)
44) Having Edward as the only real "man" in your life.
45) Having all the Twilight fan sites saved on the Favorites bar thing.
46) You get depressed because maybe you´ll never have someone as great as Edward for you!
47) Walking across a red Volvo and starting squealing and demand that the color must be changed to Silver.
48) Knowing the last and the first word of every book!
49) Your mother can recognize every Twilight character only by your description!
50) Constantly saying you are like Bella Swan, hoping one day, someone will say "i'll be your Edward, if you be my Bella" because, only then, you will be truly happy.
51) Not letting any of your friends even touch the Books at all!
52) Turning around whenever you hear Edward's name!
53) You have imagined yourself being Bella... over and over again.
54) Being mad because your friends don't understand your obsession and don't even try to read the book.
55) You are in the internet all day, in a twilight-related website!
56) You have pushed one of your best mates off a chair giving them a really big bruise because they threw your New Moon copy on the floor...well eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth.
57) You don't wanna speak again to your friend’s boyfriend because he read the blurb of Twilight and said 'Nah, sounds boring!'
58) Your friends don't know what you mean when, in an argument involving choosing sides on your part, you say 'I am Switzerland'!
59) You know who Diego,Vladimir, Heidy, … are.
60) You have read the books over and over and….over again!
61) You watch a film and when the main character says “You are my life” to the girl he's in love with, you say "that's so Edward” and “When Edward says it, sounds better”.
62) You have searched in Youtube for Debussi's music!
63) Watching France against England in Euro 2012 and you suddenly wanna France to be the winner because there’s a player with the name Debussi which remindes you of Edward!
64) You think Sparkling vampires are cool!
65) You squealed at the cinema when they showed a trailer for Breaking Dawn, and everyone turned and looked at you.
66) Sometimes you think you just saw Edawrd walking in the other side of the street.
67) When all you wear is blue clothes cause Edward loves it on Bella!
68) You cover your room, MySpace, facebook, locker, folders, and everything else you own with twilight décor.
69) You have listened to the soundtracks millions of times!
70) You stay up practically all night after you've seen the midnight showing of Breaking Dawn on the computer raving about how good the movie was!
71) You always look for mushroom ravioli on menus when you go to Italian restaurants!
72) You randomly talk to strangers that are also obsessed with twilight for hours at the bookstore.
73) You wake up in the morning and go to eat breakfast saying "breakfast for the human!!"
74) You are reading this list!
75) You Threatened to tape your 10 year old little cousin’s mouth SHUT during the Breaking Dawn movie.
76) You are at the mall talking to a poster of Edward asking him "Mi Amor...Why ? WHY are you not real?" and people stare at you like you are a maniac!
77) Having a pic with you and Edward’s poster!
78) You turn around when someone says the word Twilight!
79) You have an extremely high score in the Addicted to Twilight application on Facebook.
80) You own every single Twilight T-shirt, poster, key chain, button, etc…
81) You have googled “I am in love with Edward Cullen”
82) You dream about Twilight and dream about reading the words from the pages.
83) You are complaining because you are aging really fast, every second you get older.
84) You have you favourite Twilight Quote sticked in your wall.
85) Having as your password words such as “Twilgiht4ever, JustBella, EdwardMaisenCullen, TeamJacob, SparklingVamps, Mymonkeyman etc…)
86) Watch the movie heaps of times to be as close to Edward Cullen as possible.
87) Counting Volvos from your window!
88) You got at least 3 people to hate Twilight with a passion because you talk about it so much. One of those haters even made a T-shirt that said "I hate Twilight."
89) You have tried to read other people’s minds by staring at them…”Sex…money…sex…money…cat!”
90) You are trying to ignore the haters because you know that THEY ARE SO WRONG!”
91) When it's sunny you read books outside, trying hard not to look at a tree cause you know Edward is watching you.
92) You have a folder on your computer called "Twilight" sorted into different files of fan fiction, youtube videos, interviews, icons, pictures.
93) When you see twilight posters you spend an hour with your friend positioning your head exactly so it fits where Bella’s would be.
94) You have started listening to the classical music which Edward likes.
95) When the sun goes down you say to people "this is the safest time for us!"
96) Wou wear a blue dress with stilettos to prom and complain the entire way through.
97) You cried when you first read “Forever and Forever and Forever”
98) …You are still crying every time you read it!
99) ”From all things about me that could frighten you, you worry about ...” -->You know what goes next!
100) You name a pet or give someone a nickname of a twilight character.
101) Edward and some other characters have inspired you in many different ways.
102) When all you think is about is how sweet Edward is and you wish more guys were as sweet and caring he is.
103) Wishing you lived somewhere buy woods just to walk in the woods and scream at the top of your lungs COME GET ME IM REAADYYY!
104) You can memorize everything the character said in the book.
105) You dream about becoming a vampire.
106) You like Muse even more now!
107) You look at red apples in a completely different way.
108) You look at lambs and lions in a completely different way!
109) Sometimes you unlock your bedroom window so that Edward will find it easier to get in if he is out there somewhere.
110) You have actually spent hours staring at your Edward Cullen poster without getting bored.
111) You will definitely buy a silver Volvo, a black Mercedes or a red convertible when you are older.
112) You pay much more interest to Romeo and Juliet.
113) You re-read or read for the first time “Wuthering Heights”.
114) You now want a wedding dress inspired by Edward’s era!
115) You will never be really happy until you fall in love with a vampire.
116) You cried when Edward leaves Bella in new moon (even on the eighth time you read it.)
117) You want to go to Forks for your spring/summer break.
118) You want to visit Volterra once in your life!
119) Wondering if “Volterra” really existes and Googling it. (it does exist)
120) You start imagining scenes from the books in your head before you go to bed/ school/ the mall/ the toilet/ who knows?
121) You print (Googled) pictures of Edward.
122) You’ve thought of joining all the Twilight fan clubs that there are.
123) You go on vacation to a paradisiacal place but instead of looking at the sea, you read "Eclipse".
124) You can’t stop watching the movies series over and over.
125) You wonder who is a better kisser, Edward or Jacob?
126)You have tried to smell your blood to see of Bella was right in her discription.
127)Ballet studios creep you out.
128) You have something to do with twilight on your mind all of the time.
129) You own a set of plastic vampire fangs.
130) You googled “adrenaline rush”.
131) Every song you listen to somehow reminds you of twilight.
132) You believe in vampires and have some suspects!
133) You've seen the first movie at least 10 times, and know all the lines!
134) You are counting untill Breaking Dawn Part II!
135) You Teach your 3 year old cousin the names of the characters .
136) You get your 10 year old sister addicted to twilight.
137) You get your 24 year old sister addicted to twilight .
138) You look at your boyfriend and think :" Dammit why don't you sparkle?"
139) You can't stop smiling when someone talks about Bella and Edward!
140) You quote large sections of the books by memory.
141) You plan to take a road trip to La Push!
142) When people ask you to describe your perfect man he tends to be pale, golden eyed with bronze hair.
143) “Edward” no longer sounds like a boring old-English name.
144) Starting constant arguments with your friends/family/total strangers that vampires and werewolves really DO exist !
145) No man will ever compare to Edward Cullen.
146) You wish Alice Cullen was your best Friend.
147) You get anxious and wish Jasper was there.
148) The only thing your listened to for 2 months straight was the soundtrack.
149) You had a screaming match with your mum because she wanted to read twilight in the sun and you didn’t want the pages to go yellow and actually started crying…
150) When you started studying mitosis and meiosis in science you screamed!
151) You were studying an artist in art called Reuben Patterson you immediately started day dreaming about Robert Pattinson.
152) You like Aro and the Volturi even though they are the the bad guys!
153) Having a list with your “Favorite Twilight Quotes”
154) Having a list with “My favourite Twilight Pages!”
155) You get into screaming matches over who’s better - Edward or Jacob.
156 ) Being in love with more that one characters, Edwrad,Jacob,Jasper,Emmett,Seth at the same time!
157 ) Begging everyone you meet to read the book and even people over the internet .
158) You now like supernatural creatures more then you could ever imagined!
159) You suddenly see your friend Jessica differently!
160) You compare your doctor to Carlisle.
161) You start using words like 'ostentatious' and 'irrevocably'.
162) You have tried talking to Edward in your thoughts hoping he’ll be here!
163) Thunderstorms make you think of vampire baseball
164) You wish for your Edward Cullen daily.
165) You smile every time you meet someone with a name from the books!
166) You screamed at the movie because it was WRONG !
167) You fall asleep with the book in your arms.
168) Your friends are afraid to ask you what you want to talk about!
169) You wonder what your blood would smell like to a vampire.
170 ) Whenever you see an apple on the edge of a table knock it off on purpose and try to do the roll up leg apple thing.
171) Edward Cullen is your screen saver or wallpaper on your computer.
172) You buy a husky, paint it russet and call it Jacob
173) You got 49/45 on your science test because it was on mitosis!
174) You are totally broke because you buy every twilight thing you ever see!
175) You listened to the soundtrack 50 times non stop when you first got it!
176) You start screaming in shopping centers and everyone looks at you, when you see a twilight item you haven't seen before!
177) Rain makes you very happy and thunderstorms make you even happier!
178) You know the answer to every trivia question in the Twilight board game.
179) You've gone to Google maps typed in Forks Washington found local pictures and downloaded one or more of them as the background for your desktop.
180) You enter your room at 00.00 in order to sleep and you are hoping to see Edward sitting on your bed!
181) Instead of writing about wars and battles in your history test , you try to explain to your teacher what "imprinting" means!
182) Sometimes you fell that if you hadn’t read Twilgiht, today you would be a coplitelly different person.
183) You have spent 1000 hours of your life wondering if vampires exist!
184) When you see a silver Volvo driving down the road and you chase after it screaming for Edward to stop the car !
185) If you could be part of any book, you would like to play in Twilight.
186) The first thing you think of is "What would Edward do?" in every situation.
186) You try to catch a glimpse of the driver whenever you see a silver Volvo pass by.
187) Start wondering if you prefer …ice or fire…?
188) Finding yourself thinking “Edward would never do that, Edward would never say that…”
189) Smiling when you hear random people around you talking about Twilight …
180) …and interputting them because she called Carlisle, “Caaarlisle!”, it’s Carlile…isn’t that difficult, is it?
182) Your icon is related to Twilight!
183) …and your motto is a quote from the books!
184) You are laughing because you know you have done half of the above!
186) You try to find similariteis between normal boys / men from your school/neightborhood and Edward!
187) Your Prince Charming drives a Silver Volvo!?
188) You imagine yourself fighting against the Voltury, practising with Jasper, laughting and joking with Emmett, and go shopping with Alice!
189) You have imagined Edward’s smile over and over again and you can’t find someone with a better smile!
190) Every time you finish reading the book you actually read even the irrelevant pages in the end!
191) When it’s hot you wish for Edward’s hug and when it’s cold you want your personal space heater.
192) When Edward left in New Moon you kinda felt he anbonded not only Bella but you too!
193) You have promised to your friends and your relatives several times that you ‘ll never talk about Twilight again but you break your promise way to easy.
194) Every time you read the books you are trying so hard to remember how you felt the first time you read it.
195) You wish you could feel the same again.
196) Even though you are completely in love with Edward Cullen if you had the chance to make him love you , you wound never separate him from Bella because as everyone knows…they were made to be together!
197) Wasting your time reading these reasons and posting your own comments about this!
198) You know that Twilight isn’t probably the best book you have read but …still is your favourite!
199) Starting feeling really happy when you realise that you are in some way lucky because you belong to the Twilght Family and to the Twilght Generation!
200 ) Being really really REALLY proud for reading Twilight and even more proud because you loved it!
201) Knowing that the day of the Twilight end is close but still…not feeling bad becauce everything comes to an end and you will always have the books and the movies in your library …
202)…but not only there! You will always have them in a special place in your heart!
